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The Boy Who Lived, The Brightest Witch and The Boy Who Wasn't by dragonfly117
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Apr 2025
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A single conversation between Hermione and Neville in November of their fourth year changed the course of Harry's friendships forever. Eventual HHr.
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In the summer preceding his 5th year, Harry’s forced into a trip with the Dursleys to Spinner’s End to meet one of Petunia’s old friends, and while he’s there, he gets hit by a car.
The author wants you to consider Harry’s luck. No, seriously, ruminate on it for a second. Now, the author wants you to guess who might’ve just run him over.
Yeah. That’s right. Severus Snappy himself.
Oh man. Sure do wonder what’ll happen next.
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“Hello dickhead,” hisses Nagini. "I am here to report your location and abysmally boring daily life back to Tom so he can find a way to kill you faster and more painfully. At least then he’ll give me more rabbits, because hunting is a pain in the arse and those nimble little pieces of shit are bloody tiring to catch.”
Harry stops weeding Aunt Petunia’s lawn in favour of staring at the giant python in the garden hedge next to him.
It’s the holidays after the Triwizard Tournament, Nagini hates this whole spy business, and Harry makes an unexpected friend.
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Harry's name is spat from the Goblet of Fire, turning his excitement for the Tri-Wizard Tournament into a nightmare. The Champions believe he cheated, Dumbledore is less than helpful, and his friends have abandoned him.
Resigned to his fate as a pariah, Harry is about to receive an offer of support from a most unlikely source. Of course, this leads to a domino effect, revealing things Harry and his new friends could never have imagined, changing the course of the war and his life forever.
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Forgotten by Milstrim
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
11 Oct 2021
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Penny had been invisible.
From as far back as she could remember up until her father had returned from Afghanistan, the girl had had no idea what it was like to be a part of a family. She'd had vague ideas, from the kids at pre-school and then at elementary school. Friends had talked about what they'd done with their parents over the weekend, often with a sibling or two attached. They'd talk about trips and games and, what had made her most jealous of all, birthday parties.
Penny hadn't really had birthdays. And especially not parties.
But, with Pepper pregnant and every moment being dedicated to the coming baby, Penny is really looking forward to this one day.
Day 11: Forgotten
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2021
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What if Harry had apologized to Snape after talking to Sirius? How might the rest of the book gone?
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Dumbledore has plans for Harry Potter to save the world but Sirius and Remus would rather let the world burn than risk his safety.
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“I think I’m ready,” Harry said, setting down his wand.
Remus swallowed down his nausea. The first Animagus transformation had the highest likelihood of disaster. After today, Harry could spend the rest of his life half goat or opossum. When Remus died, assuming there was an afterlife, Lily would surely kill him again.
Remus unthinkingly grabbed Sirius’s hand. Sirius, for his part, tried to tamp down his excited grin to a more sympathetic one.
Harry took a deep breath. For several moments nothing happened, then suddenly Harry shrunk down to something small, half-obscured by the unmowed grass.
Remus and Sirius ran to his side.
“Is he… a chicken?” Sirius said.---
This is a Wolfstar raises Harry fic set from 1986 through the second wizarding war. It's the third in a series but can be read standalone. If you’re curious why Sirius, Remus, and Harry left Britain, read Unsorted. If you’re curious why they hate Dumbledore, read Under the Auspices of Generals.
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- Part 3 of A Future Foretold
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The Peter Parker Rulebook for Dummies by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
14 Jul 2021
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Dropping the books on the table, Tony sighed, "Okay, pass these around. They are important."
Flipping through his copy, Sam's head was filled with questions. What the fuck? "Tony, what is this?"
Waving a hand, Tony turns to the hologram presenting the words, 'Peter Parker Rulebook for dummies'. He said, "What is says on the tin. Pepper and I are leaving in a few minutes and Happy and May are off frolicking and doing things that I refuse to think about. As such, you, the Avengers, will be tasked with the important mission of handling Peter Parker."
or: Tony Stark has a guidebook to Peter Parker. Here are the first 100 rules.
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- Part 35 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
- Part 16 of Peter Parker & Stark Industries
- Part 10 of Angel's personal faves
- Part 1 of The Peter Parker Guidebook for Dummies
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Adventures in Solitude by deathcabformoony for Lunatik_Pandora
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2021
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With Peter Pettigrew behind bars, Sirius Black free to do as he pleases, and Harry Potter eager to start his new life in the custody of his godfather, Remus Lupin is left to wonder how he'll fit into their next big adventure.
Apparently, by moving into Sirius' childhood home right along with them.
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Looking at them weirdly, Peter said lightly, "Well, I didn't become the police precinct's ace honorary detective by sitting on my ass, now did I?"
"What."
"What?"
"Peter, I thought the NYPD hated you?"
Tilting his head like a confused puppy, Peter looked at Tony weirdly. "Huh? I've been working with the NYPD since I was seven or eight. They love me."or: no one really knows that the police worked well with Spider-man
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- Part 13 of Peter Parker & Stark Industries
- Part 23 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
- Part 2 of Written for a prompt
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Peter has a weird neighbor. by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Black Panther (2018)
02 Jun 2021
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18:54 | Queens, NY, USA | Peter Benjamin Parker
Good afternoon, Mr. King T'chaka, sir. This is Peter Parker. I'm 10 and I live in Queens. I'm sending a message to let you know that I have a neighbor who is really, really weird and I don't like him. He has a dog. It's really mean and tries to scare the cats away and he just lets him! He's really evil, Mr. T'chaka, your majesty, sir. Also, I think he's been selling something called Vibranium out for a few months now? I don't really know who he is cause his name is hard to pronounce and even if I don’t like him, I don't want to mispronounce his name cause it's disrespectful, you know? Anyways, please come get him and never let him come back. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Peter Benjamin Parker.
P.S. Take the dog with you.Or: a Peter Parker meets Shuri before Tony Stark AU
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- Part 24 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
- Part 6 of Angel's personal faves
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After the events of Halloween 1981, Sirius is in Azkaban, Harry is with the Dursleys, and Remus is alone.
This is the story of how they come together.
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Remus's eyes darted back and forth between Dumbledore and McGonagall, astonished to be witnessing her blackmail the headmaster right in front of him.
I love when Minnie gets like this, James's voice in his mind cheeked. Remus internally shushed him.
After a tense silence where Remus half-expected wands to be drawn, McGonagall asked, “When he turns eleven, you would allow him to come to Hogwarts, is that right?”
Albus nodded, his expression unreadable.
“Excellent. If Hogwarts is safe enough when he’s eleven, then I don’t see why he can’t come here now.”
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This fic is the sequel to Under the Auspices of Generals but can be read standalone.
I don't support JKR.
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- Part 2 of A Future Foretold
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Tony cracks open his eyes again and turns to face the boy, who looks positively heartbroken. “You, uh, don’t... remember me?”
“Kid, I don’t remember anything,” Tony groans, pushing himself into an upright position with his left arm and holy shit - where the fuck is his right arm? "What – my arm.”
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or, after the snap, tony seems to remember everything except peter, plus the reason that he no longer has an arm.
[bad things happen bingo / prompt: amputation]
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- Part 1 of bad things happen bingo
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Not a Word by 107thInfantry
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 May 2021
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Peter is shockingly unstarstruck in the face of the avengers. They, on the other hand, are in awe of this tiny force of nature. Identity reveal.
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Hogwarts students are brewing Amortentia and surely the adults could have predicted it not going well.
Apparently not.
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I wanted an Amortentia fic free of consent issues. It was a challenge to find one so I decided to write one instead. Enjoy!
I don't support JKR
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- Part 1 of Amortentia One Shots
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Peter Parker: CEO-in-training by gelation
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
18 Apr 2021
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In the aftermath of the Civil War, Stark Industries announces that they're releasing a line of medical equipment, offering high school internships, committing to a variety of research and most importantly, distancing themselves from SHIELD and the Avengers. Instead, Tony Stark makes the New Avengers with the UN.
The result? An overworked Pepper Potts and Tony Stark.
Enter Peter Parker, their worried son who forces them to go on a vacation and, in the process, gets roped into becoming CEO for the next two weeks.
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- Part 9 of Angel's Marvel One-Shots and Fics
- Part 4 of Peter Parker & Stark Industries
- Part 5 of Angel's personal faves
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One conversation goes slightly differently. How much does it change?
Features a caring Snape, supportive Malfoys, strong friendships, and Slytherin Harry.
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Edited 3/12/20 (for grammar and spelling only)Series
- Part 1 of From the Dungeons
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After the age of thirteen a simple touch can mean the blossoming of a soul-mark and the beginning of an impossible to ignore relationship. Starting in the beginning of fourth year, Harry's life is about to get a lot crazier than he ever imagined. On top of the Triwizard Tournament Harry will have to tackle handling a soul-bond with the last person he ever expected to bond with.
This series will loosely follow the books, becoming more divergent as we move forward.
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- Part 1 of "The Sun and the Moon" - Verse
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Harry and Dudley are attacked one evening, and Snape is called to fix it. A child sized Harry, who looks much more like Lily than James at this age, was not what he was expecting.
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- Part 1 of Namesake Necklace
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Storms are even scarier outside of the cupboard.