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“Are you certain this'll work? I mean, I know Alfred is still a bit sour with me over our whole... dispute a few years back. Clearly he needs more time. And Matthew… Matthew probably wants nothing to do with me. You’ve always been his favorite dad, hell, you’re all of their favorites. How do you do it? Surely I can do the same!"
In which Arthur can't help but feel guilt for neglecting his children (at least, his favorites) and plans an impromptu movie night in hopes of bonding time. Francis desperately wants his family to get along, at least once. Alfred is Alfred, and Matthew simply craves attention after being overlooked (for the past decade or so). The result is... a result.
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TLDR: FACE family shenanigans.. they're neat methinks. also some arthur guilt if ya like that. and old men kissing sorta-kinda. -
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Lizard creatures have seized control of some of the world’s most powerful billionaires, and their plans for domination are already in motion.
Alfred Kirkland, a restless UCLA student running mostly on caffeine and bad decisions, stumbles onto evidence he was never meant to see, and records it. Now he’s on the run, armed only with a backpack, a phone, and a dangerous curiosity that refuses to quit.
Reluctantly joining him is Ivan Braginsky, a Russian scientist whose quiet life of research didn’t exactly prepare him for monsters, conspiracies, or back-to-back gas station dinners. Together, they’re forced onto a cross-country race against time; bickering at every stop, and having to survive each new threat side by side.
If they fail, America may collapse. If they falter, the world may follow. And if they hesitate for even a moment, they risk something worse than death: becoming one of the creatures they’re fighting to stop.
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' Alfred can't believe this, he sat in his car, frank Sinatra playing on the radio as Alfred banged his head multiple times on the steering wheel, the man's voice playing in the back “You are my way of life-” Fuck, Ivan is NOT his way of life and now this night suddenly feels like a call for burgers, fries, pies and ice cream, his favorites '
Alfred has to get married to Ivan, the personification of Russia to show the world of russia and USA's new relationship after years of the cold war
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obsolete (WIP) by Berlin_gas_chamber, HetaRan (Berlin_gas_chamber)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2024
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after falling into Hetalia reader has to figure out a way to get around
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Amelia E. Jones is a dork. She's got glasses, braces, and has a love for Marvel superheroes. Amelia was totally fine with being a goody two shoes, until the school's notorious punk, Alice Kirkland, decides to saunter into her life. Nyotalia nerd/punk AU.
(originally posted by whimsicalMedley, Published: Sep 5, 2015, id: 11489096
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Russia is a ghost, waiting for his sisters to return home.
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Alfred and Ivan have been best friends since they were children, but when Ivan visits Russia over the summer before their final year of high school and comes back taller and hotter Alfred begins to realise that maybe they aren't just friends anymore.
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America is kind of unique for a few reasons. One he is proud of is not really having a national language, but unfortunately his accent is so atrocious he is afraid to talk to the other countries in their own languages.
However, that changes when he has some guests stay with him.
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America squished England's massive throbbing cock like he was declaring independence. "I'm going to Geneva Convention your dick," he hissed huskily. "They don't teach this in history class."
It's a party in the USA.
Lemon/Yaoi DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
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Circuits and Electricity in the World: The Saga by glaceRaven
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
28 Jun 2020
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"America was baffled, but he just assumed it was yet another cultural thing that he didn't understand and didn't question it."
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Canada and America like to go to university every once in a while.
America to catch up on new science. Canada to pick up chicks.
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In order to chase off his troublesome bullies, Alfred agrees to pretend to be Arthur's boyfriend and drive off Arthur's ex-boyfriend.
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Arthur Kirkland, punk extraordinaire, forgets that it's dissection day in his biology class until his friend, Alfred Jones, reminds him.
Alfred has been excited to dissect with his best friends, Arthur and Francis, since the beginning of the year.
Francis, on the other hand, isn't so excited, and just doesn't want his outfit to get ruined.
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give us this day our daily sin (all my trust is paper thin) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
17 Apr 2019
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"How do you- how do any of you- expect to work together if we barely know each other? If we’re too angry to bother and try? Everything about us is twisted and broken and absolutely terrible and we don’t even know why! This would help, don’t you see that? This would make things better!”
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what once was and what could be (and maybe some of what's in between) by constellation_composer
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
13 Apr 2019
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"But then he opened his eyes."
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Italy wakes up in Germany's arms in a bedroom he doesn't recognize, with pictures of a life he doesn't know on the walls. And a cat.
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America wakes up in a college dorm room. Iceland won't stop yelling, the stranger across the hall knows him too well, and the ramen isn't where it's supposed to be.
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Sealand wakes up sharing a bedroom with Ladonia, and there's a little boy crying next to him.
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Luxembourg wakes up and is immediately stressed out because Moldova is sleeping right next to him and Liechtenstein is cuddling with a cute rich girl on the couch.
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Liechtenstein wakes up cuddling a cute rich girl on the couch. Why should she complain? And why has her brother called seven times?
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The Nations wake up in human bodies with human lives. Can they find a way home? And once they're settled in... do they really want to? -
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Alfred told himself that when he left the Foundation, it was for good. No more Keter-class SCPs demanding attention at random hours of the day, no more messy broken relationships compromised by work, no more having nightmares and waking at 3 am with a hand on the trigger. But when 6'5ft and 207lbs of Russian muscle come crashing (quite literally) in through his bedroom window, he's going to be forced to take up the mantle of Field Agent once more, or let the world perish at the hands of an 8-year-old Antichrist. If he and said Russian don't kill each other on the way.
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Chance meetings can change ones life forever.
Matthew just wants to get through this school year as fast as possible, but life seems to deny him of that wish.
His mother is slowly getting worse and the stress keeps piling up, he doesn't know how much more he can take. His friends seem to be turning on him and his brother is too worried about their mother to take care of himself. Then there's the idiot that Alfred rooms with that's constantly partying and drinking, who somehow always finds a way to hurt Matthew.This year is a roller coaster and Matthew is hanging on for dear life.
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Sequel to Geek in the Black and White. Just when Officer Kirkland thought he could leave the embarrassing incident behind, a certain ex-con awaits him in the interrogation room once again. Is it fate…or precise planning from the geek in the bomber jacket?
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Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.
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A collection of oneshots, one for every day in the month of April, each of them based on/inspired by a different song from the 1980's. There will be a myriad of aus, themes, plots, and general usuk shenanigans that you know and love. It'll range from fluff to angst to humor and everything in between, so stick around and celebrate USUK all month with me!