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    When Sherlock goes too far, John walks away. What follows is healing, new beginnings, and a partnership that surprises everyone—including John himself.

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    This is a rewrite, along with a translation of a lil fic I wrote when I was like 13. I hold no responsibility (I hold all the responsibility) for how this cracker of a tale has negative grasp on reality.

    General vibe? Sherlock and House solving a case together. John and Wilson trying their best not to lose their collective minds. Mycroft Holmes, for once, being the chaosmonger of the group.

    Now, a warning (NOW a warning?). This is an omega-verse fic (hence the 13yoness of the author, Lord have mercy upon her poor soul), but it- uhh it is- just be-because well uhhh IT IS RELEVANT TO THE PLOT OKAY
    No explicit content really (h e n c e the 13 y o n e s s)
    It actually is.
    And since I was my most edgy at 13 yo (then again, who wasn't?), there will be no happy ending and no happy whatsoever really

    Enjoy! (I certainly struggled to do so lmfao)

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    3/3
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    Dr. John Watson has always been more than a soldier and a doctor. When fate lands him in New York during the Chitauri invasion, he joins the Avengers in the fight to defend the city. But battles aren’t only fought against alien armies. Sometimes the hardest fight is for belonging, trust, and the right to choose your own path.

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    Maybe there's another reason Sherlock 'deleted' the solar system.

    When spacey astronomer Olivia Wainwright befriends John Watson, she crosses paths with two childhood friends. But only one of the Holmes brothers remembers her.

    Sherlock isn't entirely sure why he resents the solar system, but Ollie Wainwright seems to be making things worse.

    Mycroft failed to protect Olivia when they were children, and will do whatever it takes to make it up to her.

    John has a habit of getting too attached, and Ollie Wainwright is certainly no exception.

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    46/?
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    John is invalided home after he is shot in Afghanistan: official records diagnose him with PTSD.
    Feeling out of place in the city he once called home, he moves in with Sherlock Holmes, solving crimes together and having fun.
    For a while he lives the most perfect life with the most amazing man he's ever met.
    Until a mysterious stranger comes to visit and fuels John's doubt about his 'perfect life'
    Can John get back what was lost or will he have to accept his new reality?

    (Originally titled John's Imaginary Friend. 15/05/15 renamed to Our Love Is A Tragedy)

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    John can't understand why Sherlock quit having sex with him. Things had been going well between them for a year, and then, for no apparent reason, the unpredictable detective stopped initiating.

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    A mysterious man claiming to be Mycroft's real brother appeared on the telly one dull morning. Close investigation reveals Mycroft is not related to the Holmes- that Sherlock and Mycroft are not really brothers. Left to deal with the absurd turn of events, Mycroft now has to handle another rebel younger brother who for the life of him was as bad as Sherlock. Where will Sherlock stand now that he has a competition for his brother's attention? /brotherly Holmes with love/

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    John Watson always wears jeans.

    Sherlock notices that John owns - and rarely wears - sweatpants. Sherlock decides he needs to get rid of those jeans.

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    *Without her even being here, she’s back in your life
    And now she’s in the same damn city on the same damn night*

    John thought a week off with Sherlock would be all cozy evenings and lazy mornings, but when Irene Adler reappears, things get complicated. Suddenly, there are secretive texts, suspicious silences, and a six-month anniversary that’s hanging by a thread. As John digs deeper, he finds himself in the middle of a game he didn’t even know he was playing. Only one thing is certain : nothing's ever simple with Sherlock.

    Inspired by Sabrina Carpenter's song 'Coincidence', which I recommend listening to while reading. But that's up to you.

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    Love was a sensitive subject Sherlock preferred to avoid, only engaging with it when it served his interests. To him, love was merely a distraction, a weakness that exposed vulnerabilities. Vulnerability, he believed, was what led to the deaths of those closest to him. Yet, it was nearly impossible to ignore the concept of love when John Watson was a part of his life.

    Or, a case takes a turn when Sherlock fucks around and finds out.

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    "I swear, you get to my age and stairs will become your worst enemy.”

    “Ahh, see you should never trust stairs – they’re always up to something!” John joked.

    Sherlock only frowned. “Well, of course – that’s how stairs work.”

    ***

    In which Sherlock only gets the joke once they've both been put in mortal peril.

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    Seventh installment in the series

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    Sherlock is back.

    And with him comes so many feels.

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    Lestrade’s body is not even cold and you already want to replace him!” he snapped.
    “It is a time sensitive case.”
    “Gregory died today! He is dead, gone forever,” it was the first time Mycroft said it out loud,

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    Greg has had enough of how Mycroft's treated by Sherlock.. and so has Mycroft

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    After a dishonorable discharge, Aria Lestrade returns to London hoping to find some way of putting her life back together. Despite the company she keeps, normal life is dull and overrated. Things are going great until a spider falls into her life and turns her world on its axis. At least its not boring anymore, right?

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    Greg watches something shift in Mycroft after another pathetic insult from his brother, and decides to investigate, resulting in his feelings growing as fast as he recovers.

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    Molly Hooper is a woman who feels invisible, in her life it's an endless cycle of being treated like a ghost and shrinking. She's sick, and Sherlock never ceases to make her the butt of every joke- until he catches on to her secret.

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    The Christmas Party is here, and Sherlock has more tricks up his sleeve...

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    The first time Greg noticed the flash car at the crime scene, he observed that Sherlock had seen it as well. The eye roll was a dead giveaway.

    "Who's that then?" he asked, as a long, finely shod leg emerged from the back door.

    "Nobody," snarled Sherlock, from behind gritted teeth.

    "Well, nobody looks right fit in that suit."

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    37
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    284
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    22
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    2,277

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