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"......Sergeant Inspector Richardson! Hey, Corina! Wake up! We got a press conference to attend about the recent serial suicides!"
The voice stirred the woman up from her slumber as she rubbed the corner of her eyes groggily, trying to brush over the dizziness. She jerked up straight on the chair, pulling her head off the desk trying to find the source of the voice.
It was a man. One she had seen before. Not in real life but in a fictional video format of a series, a TV series to be more exact. Detective Inspector Lestrade. He stood a few meters away from her with a tired face, a gentle sigh escaping his lips as he glanced over at her as she gazed at unfamiliar reflection of herself in her phone's black screen. She ran the pad of her nimble fingers over her soft face. Smooth to touch, her fingers basically glided over it. Thick eyebrows above the long eyelashes around her bluish green eyes. Her complexion was pretty pale as if she hadn't slept for days. The face structure was pretty sharp with a feminine jaw. Plump lips which were red from the nervous biting she had engaged in on her lower lip. Luscious curvy brown hair cascaded down her back.
'What kind of weird dream am I in? Is this supposed to be me?'
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This is a slow, quiet story about Mycroft Holmes and Gregory Lestrade's blooming romance. My goal was to publish one chapter per day starting from the 1st of october, but I was terrified of not being able to keep the rhythm : I took a bit of an head start and now I have 6 chapters ready in advance, yay me ! The point of this is for me to start liking writing again, and to prove myself that I'm able to write at the pace of 1 000 words per days : meaning that each chapter will exactly be 1 000 words. Not sure the fandom is still alive, but I fell back into it, so yeah, hope you'll enjoy this !
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I don't want to live (in a world without you in it) by Ezra_Novea
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
11 Oct 2025
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After the jump, John starts texting Sherlock's old number. Sherlock doesn't text back. He wants to, but he can't- It's too risky, and he needs John to stay alive. That was the whole reason he jumped, so Moriarty's network wouldn't kill him. Until John sends one last message -- "I don't want to live in a world without you in it. This is my note."
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The adventure of an excentric painter by Dorian_g_r_ay
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (Granada TV 1984), The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray (1976)
06 Oct 2025
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Holmes got mastectomy and now he's solving crimes without boobs.
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John thought he’d hidden his feelings well enough. Sherlock, of course, noticed. What he didn’t expect was Sherlock asking him to say it out loud
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The trio decided to have a board game night. Sherlock was always fond of cheese, uno, and all those other games. He was able to stimulate his brain which caused him to not be bored out of his mind waiting for a new case. John introduces a new game called hues and cues, a color guessing game. Sherlock is beating everyone. John hates it. Mariana is dealing with a bunch of pining idiot.
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- Part 3 of With Love, Sherlock & CO.
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until we fall asleep by itsonlytext
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
24 Aug 2025
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"You're okay?"
"No, of course I'm not okay. Malnourished, double kidney failure, and frankly I've been off my tits for weeks. What kind of a doctor are you?"
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Gardening tips from friends by Walkingidiot
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
22 Aug 2025
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Sherlock plant had died,and John made suggestion to ask Mrs. Hudson for tips,and now Sherlock is around finding gardening tips from a few acquaintances
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Years after drifting apart from Sherlock Holmes without ever making amends, John returns to 221B Baker Street with an envelope in hand — documents and keepsakes he believes are important for his daughter Rose’s school project. As he wanders through the silent apartment of his lost friend, who died of an overdose, he uncovers memories that still linger in the shadows. Among the guilt, the longing, and small revelations about the man he once admired, John discovers a letter from Sherlock himself — a final, unexpected message that bridges past and present, and offers Rose a glimpse of who Sherlock truly was.
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The Adventure of the Mayfair Developers by lesqueers
Fandoms: Sherlock & Co. (Podcast), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Jul 2025
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He imagines the quippy cold open, how he could spin it.
He could put in one of those record scratch sound effects. Or just make the noise with his mouth. Yup. That’s me. John Hamish Podcast Watson. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
That’d be funny. The listeners would love it, for sure.
But Sherlock had solved this one in less than 48 hours—a mystery that had seemed knotted enough to center an episode around, instead unraveled in a day and a half by the same deft hands currently stimming against his scalp.
Yes, this was, indeed, a fucking disaster.
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Cops Don't Need Another Suspect Adding to Their Clues by Olympia_Raine
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock & Co. (Podcast)
11 Jul 2025
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The beginning of the Adventures of C.D. Sherlock Holmes and John Watson M.D.
*****************************************************************************John Watson had seen just about everything. Blood, bullets, poisons, mutating diseases, stab wounds, attempted suicides, shattered bones, asphyxiation, overdose victims, the occasional hangnail, and a mile long list of other things that he could never share (NDA and all that rot) were situations that John was more than prepared to deal with. He was, after all, a surgeon by day and a True Crime junkie by night.
Though, he supposed, he only ever saw the aftermath. He rarely met the murderer, never saw the car make contact with the body, never saw the bullet rip from the barrel, not after those two horrific years in the military anyways, and never once had he found himself suffocating to death in the trunk of a Honda Civic.
That was, of course, until he met Sherlock Holmes.*****************************************************************************
Wherein I throw Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, BBC's Sherlock, CBS's Elementary, Goalhanger/Joel Emery's Sherlock & Co. and my own twisted imagination together like a 'Chopped' basket.Series
- Part 1 of Marks On the Table, the Teas Going Gray
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Leaving a Veteran’s support group meeting, John Watson catches the eye of a young man named Sherlock Holmes— wheelchair-bound after a fight gone wrong. They strike up a friendship over coffee, and then regular walks together on Hampstead Heath, until the wind changes and both men realize they want something more.
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born under punches (the heat goes on) by AruiI
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
21 Jun 2025
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Watson has not been able to escape the heat in a decade.
It is always there - the fever, the humidity, the ache, plaguing his mind and the soothing blue sky when Summer rolls itself through the window.
It always comes back to the heat.
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An expert in gibberish by MorseCodeEsperantist
Fandoms: Atlantis: The Lost Empire (Disney Movies), Sherlock Holmes (1984 TV)
13 Jun 2025
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Milo finds a strange paper. And an even stranger set of events takes place
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A collection of poems, moodboards and fics penned down as my creations for Johnlock Week 2025
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He wasn’t sure how long it took before he let himself sink into a nearby chair, close enough to touch Sherlock. He didn’t, of course. To place his hand on Sherlock’s seemed impossible at the moment.
And then he realised.
He’d break apart if he let his hand slide into Sherlock’s, to feel a warmth that he thought he would never feel again.
John visits Sherlock in hospital after the shot. His visit unexpectedly reveals more about their relationship than he could ever imagine.
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The story of a doctor (a specialist) finding loopholes in the law and using them for his own benefit (sorta successfully).
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“I wanted to find— I wanted to deduce for myself— well, they said you’d smell— warm. While sleeping.”
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Sherlock discovers fanfiction...about him. And John.
Chaos ensues.
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Greg hummed softly to himself before a plan formed in his head. “Hey… Sherlock?”
“hmm?”“What if we fake date?”
“Are you fucking kidding me?!” Sherlock parroted what his friend said a minute ago.
Greg shrugged. “Just a thought.”
“For you to play cupid!”
“……. that too.”
Sherlock groaned as he rolled his eyes. “You are a terrible person.”
“I am an amazing person! And an amazing friend! If this goes to plan, I might be correct with him and his feelings for you.” Greg stared down at his friend as he played with his curls. They don’t normally do this. So Greg was enjoying the closeness between the two of them.
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John Watson needs a tutor to pass high school. Sherlock Holmes being the only one available, Mary suggests John should try it out, for her well- being. Once the two meet, there was no going back to their old lives.