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    Bilbo Baggins was a great many things. He was the master of Bag End, a wealthy gentle hobbit, the favored grandson of the Thain, son of Belladonna Took, and a renowned scholar within the Shire. In fact, Bilbo had made an excellent name for himself, he was a reputable, if estranged and largely rumored about, member of his community. Bilbo was all of this and more, however, there was one thing he was not. That one thing was a simple matter. He was not a Baggins.

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    Frodo is dared by his friends to write a letter to the King Under the Mountain. Easy enough. It wasn’t like he was going to get anything back, the King was long dead, just like his Uncle Bilbo had told him countless times with each retelling of the adventure.

    So one could imagine the young Hobbit’s surprise when he received a raven at his window with a sealed note attached to it’s leg.

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    My own spin on the classic ‘Bilbo doesn’t know Thorin is alive’ plot told through letters

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    Everyone has moments where they feel like they're just not enough, Bilbo is no acceptation. Thorin tries to help his hobbit husband know that he is worth the world.

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    Erebor.

    The lonely mountain knows he's here. It's cold breath tickles his nose and nips at his bare feet with a bite that can't only be credited to the frost. From its bowels, it breathes something far worse— something that spits fire. The taste of smoke still dances over his tongue.

     

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    Bilbo has a nightmare and the nightmare continues when he awakens.

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    After the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo is helping the king. But he has some personal struggles.

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    Bilbo Baggins had died.
    He had died and went to the wonderfully peaceful, ever flawless happy land that his people went to upon ending life. It had everything a hobbit could wish for; good food and cheer, song and dance, friends,family and nothing but endless perfect days.
    And Bilbo hated it.
    Good thing even in death, Bilbo was not your average Hobbit.

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    ~
    The Company escapes the battle on two fronts with no short help of Bilbo and his barrel idea. However, all is not well when Thorin finds himself unable to count him amongst their numbers.
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    Formerly titled “out with lanterns”

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    Bilbo Baggins was a perfectly respectable hobbit that belonged to the shire. He lived in Bag-End in his late friend’s parents’ smial. He didn't leave the hill very often, if not for food. These were the observations of outsiders, ones who didn’t know. Outsiders who were ignorant to what really went on within the small, honest quiet Hobbiton. They didn’t know how truly cruel pleasant the gentlefolk of Hobbiton could be. How inhumane kind and unkind caring they could be. What horrific experiences those that differed from the rest were forced to face.
    No, this is not a tale of how a simple, respectable hobbit came to join a quest with 13 dwarrow to retake Erebor and slay a dragon. No, this is not such a tale. This is the tale of Bilbo Baggins, a skinshifter who came to meet the last of his kin, kill one he had considered kin and acquire a dwarven husband and nephews.

    Who is Bilbo Baggins, and just what is he?

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't what he seems, let's go along on a tale of whimsy and character development, as well as our resident badass not-hobbit

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    Bilbo is a tremendously methodical person, and he doesn't want to share his favourite spot and armchair at the Acorn Coffee.
    Not even with the hottest guy he has ever seen in his life.

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    *In progress*

    Bilbo Baggins enjoys few things: A good meal, silence, and painting; all of which vanish when a certain grey wizard stops by his little Hobbit hole one day. Driven by his Tookish blood, the promise to paint mountains, and some stubborn wizardly urging, Bilbo joins the Company of Oakenshield. Just when he thinks he can handle the company of thirteen rowdy dwarves, Bilbo discovers he has a legendary soulmate (or, a One). The leader of the company and future King of Erebor: Thorin Oakenshield.
    Not only are they fated to be one another’s loves, but every brush of a quill on Bilbo’s skin arises on Thorins’.
    Thorin quickly learns how much more difficult it is to reclaim his throne when his love is drawn out on his skin, while Bilbo learns how dangerous it can be to be The One to the steely, mountain-eyed warrior king.

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    Thorin and his company are Drauglings which essentially means they're dwarves "cursed" to walk as beasts by the light of the moon or when enraged. Thorin and the warriors of his clan have overcome many of the drawbacks of Morgoth's curse and are now infamous across middle-earth for becoming ferocious wolves in battle... They have been nicknamed "The wolves of Durin". Although their triumph as warriors is secured, Thorin still hunts tirelessly for his lost father and the dwarves of Erebor remain a wandering people shunned by most.

    Bilbo on the other hand is a hobbit, a relatively average, relatively comfortable hobbit in the shire, in a hole in the ground...

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    In this story, Bilbo is finally sent to Rivendell's Sanitarium. After the death of his parents, he just wasn't the same. He developed MPD. This is his journey on the road to recovery. Let's see what will become of him.

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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

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    After the Battle of the Five Armies, the company of Thorin Oakenshield believe their brave hobbit, Donnabelle ‘Bilbo’ Baggins, perished in the fight to reclaim their home, taking with her the future of the line of Thorin, son of Thráin. They did not realise a changeling such as Donnabelle had a natural defence that protects her from further harm and helps her to recover when she is emotionally compromised and physically traumatised as she was after the battle… this is her journey to recovery.

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Bilbo decides to join the Dwarves on their quest to regain Erebor after Gandalf's young apprentice makes a strong first impression. Life on the road is difficult but the friendship slowly grows into something more.

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    Bilbo wanted a family and then the dwarves showed up on his doorstep. It all worked out rather well.

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    Fill for Hobbit Kink Meme: https://hobbit-kink.livejournal.com/11476.html?thread=23645396
    Bilbo has freckles. Hobbits generally don't like them, but dwarves find them to be lucky. Like, if someone with freckles is helping you do something, it won't fail.

    So Bilbo is like super angsty over his freckles, because they've brought nothing but hurt feelings pretty much his whole life, and then once the Company warms up to him they are all like "you're lucky! best thing to ever happen to the venture!" and he's totally shocked because these people like him FOR his freckles, instead of despite them.

    And then Bagginshield, and Thorin totally loves them and makes sure to tell Bilbo so, and Bilbo is just mindblown.

    Ok so more like half of a hobbit kink meme, I promise I’ll get around to writing the other half soon!

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    Recently ahiddenkitty reblogged a photo of Bilbo on tumblr, and added some very interesting tags, here (http://ahiddenkitty.tumblr.com/post/158944395773 ). I was immediately inspired, and thought this would make a nice fanfic both as my birthday present to the fandom, and as a belated fic for 'An Unexpected Anniversary' which was on the 26th April.

    Enjoy!

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    Bilbo is affected by the absence of the ring while in Rivendell more than he anticipated.

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