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    bill has to make money somehow, since he isnt paid at the mystery shack. so he starts making porn videos. ford finds them. gulp.

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    Bill Cipher's on house arrest and is barely a threat these days. But that's just fine - he's rather enjoying being on the other end of a power imbalance- at least when it's a certain six-fingered freak that's calling the shots.

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    The world stops around him as soon as he sees THE Bill Cipher in flesh, sitting in front of him. His mouth is bandaged with the same looking rag that was on Ford's mouth literally thirty minutes ago; his body fully tied to the chair. And he looks completely furious.

    But as soon as he sees Ford, his struggles suddenly slow down. Unspoken "what the fuck is he doing here" can be read on this facial expression Bill is making.

    ***

    OR

    Mafia AU in which detective Ford and mafioso Bill both get kidnapped and have to find their way out

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    Stanford is having trouble sleeping, and Bill can fix it.

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    umm. um. ford jacks off to bills statue in his creepy shrine. hes a freak

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    For millennia, Bill Cipher tried to build a portal between the Nightmare Realm and another dimension, with little to no success. One day, he meets a young human scientist and things start to change.
    Too bad that also applies to him.

    Prequel to There's something queer about Grunkle Ford!.
    You don't need to read the sequel to understand this story.

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    After suffering a very humiliating defeat at the hand (or rather fist) of Stan Pines, Bill calls upon the Axolotl for a second chance.

    Which is how Bill finds himself back on Earth in the year 1981. Instead of looking for Ford, he ends up running into Stan, the man who caused his demise. At first, he is tempted to make his life a living hell, until he conjures up a plan that can change the whole timeline.

    His plan? Very simple: Get Stan to make the portal instead.

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    stanley plans to kill bill in hopes of getting rid of him for good, and for the safety of his family. bill overhears and decides what to do with his last few hours. (heathers the musical reference hehe)

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    After a lot of deliberate thinking, Ford and Stan hire someone to clean their house for them, because they sure as hell aren't going to. What they failed to think of beforehand, however, if how pretty the man they hired was going to be, and how hard it would be to hide their raging fucking boners.

    OR

    Ford and Stan hire Bill to clean their house and they both fuck him
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    this started off as a joke and now its going to be a whole like 3-4 chapter long LMAO

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    handyman (ish) au. ford is a freak and sniffs bills panties. nothing new here

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    Ford finds himself frustrated with his human body. Bill takes pity on him and offers to take the wheel for a bit. Neither of them are normal about it.

    Or:

    Flying too close to the sun is dangerous, but damn it's hot.

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    ford is a little freak whos OBSESSED with bill. bill takes advantage of this

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    Bill seduces Ford in the mindscape. Fingers are involved.

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    ford walks in on bill fucking himself and is subjected to the cuck chair. who cheered

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    "He sped up my mind when it was sluggish, and calmed it when it was anxious."

    ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆

    Bill grinned, settling on the desk with a confident crossing of his legs. "Ya ever hear of a little something called hypnosis?"

    He shifted in his seat, a little overwhelmed by his muses' full attention. "I've heard of it, but I thought it was simply a pseudoscience. I never did research into it. Though I do hope you know you wouldn't have to hypnotize me if you wished for anything to be done. All you would have to do would be to say the word, and I would gladly follow your gospel." He replied with a small smile, fascinated.

    or

    Bill proposes a new idea for a pick-me-up when Ford overworks himself. This will have Consequences.

    ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆ ─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ─── ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆

    !! NOT SMUT !!
    This was written because the fact that we don't have that much toxic Billford hypnotism is a CRIME. Also Hypnovember! :D

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    God, he hadn’t seen those shorts in years. He forgot he even still had them. Just seeing them brought back a slew of memories, back when life was simple and routine, of long nights studying in a college dorm with his best friend. They were just as he remembered them: short, colored a pale forest green with a white stripe along the side. Looking at them again he blushed seeing just how short they were, the angle affording him a view of Bill’s ass that was too revealing.

    Ford shook his head when he realized his thoughts were getting away from him. “Bill!” He exclaimed, “what on earth are you wearing?”

    Bill stopped checking himself out in the mirror when he heard the door open, though he didn’t turn around. He just tilted his head to the side to catch Ford’s eyes. “Oh, hey Sixer!” He greeted casually, even waving at him with a deceptively sweet smile like he didn’t know exactly what he was doing. “Don’t mind me, just rummaging through your old clothes. Stuff fits me better.”

     

    OR; Bill finds Ford's old pair of booty shorts from his college days and gets railed. That's it, that's the fic.

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    After having several erm- SUGGESTIVE subconscious dreams, Ford and Bill finally take their relationship further than just romantic in the mindscape.

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    Ford starts developing feelings for his muse beyond just romantic, and Bill teases him endlessly about that.

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    Ford's had feelings for his muse for a while now. Ones he can only ignore for so long.

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    Stanford hopes fully submerging himself in his work will help him clear his head of this crush he has. He's wrong.

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