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    After the shitshow that was the full moon, Blitzø had been feeling like absolute crap. And it wasn't because Stolas had thrown him away just when he'd started to accept that maybe, despite his best efforts, he had feelings. Absolutely not.

    Staring down at the two little lines he really wished it was.

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    A deep dive into Blitzø and Stolas's relationship post Full Moon, the miscommunication, the challenges, and the possibilities, but with the added hurdle that Blitzø is pregnant :)

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    This is starting off as just a bottom blitz week submission, but its going to be a fun little romp into egg-in-Blitzø lol Just as a heads up for future chapters. I'll update the summary as I am able to post more chapters
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    Blitz comes back from a particularly difficult workday and needs some comfort from his owl on his cozy, cozy couch.

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    3/?
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    Armageddon is fast approaching as the fragile truce between Heaven and Hell begins to break. At the same time, various characters from all walks of life (alive or undead) find themselves defying the destinies they once thought was set in stone, leading to unexpected alliances, rivalries, romances, and moments of introspection as two worlds in one — tough-as-nails I.M.P and quirky Hazbin Hotel — embark on an endless journey of defiance amidst the chaos of a rapidly-changing afterlife. Just because one is dead, doesn't mean their story is over. And just because you're a demon, doesn't make you automatically evil.

    (In other words, the biggest What-If Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel crossover fanfic you'll find anywhere!)

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    43/?
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    Blitzø gets fucked senseless by a hellhound sperm donor while Stolas watches. They just wanna be dads again.

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    Losing his magic had, indeed, come with some surprising side effects.

    For Stolpreg Week 2025.

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    17/20
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    Blitzø had the (mis)fortune of being Vassago's guest while he was sick. Now that he's better, he's eager to get home but Vassago has one last give for him before he went.

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    Stolas, Blitzø, Fizz, and Ozzie are all settled into a polyamourus relationship together, even if they were still adjusting. They have plans for the day, and all are enjoying it.

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    || For Kinktober Day 9-Intoxication ||
    blitzø has trauma problems so he lets stolas drug him and they fuck about it
    or
    the one about blitzø getting consentually roofied

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    Stolas can't help it. He just wants, he burns with it. And he wants Blitzø to burn, too.

    Or: Stolas makes a lust potion.

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    Prince Stolas has been missing for 2 years and assumed dead. For 2 years, Octavia has searched for clues to find out what happened to her father. And for 2 years, Andrealphus and Stella have hid the truth, biding their time as they try to secure the vast fortunes of the Prince. But their time is running out. They need the Grimoire back to unlock the lost prince's fortune. Which means enlisting the help of an unwilling accomplice, Captain Vassago, to help them find the lost treasure that's the key to it all.

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    5/?
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    Everyone always assumes the reason why Blitz went to the foundation where he met Loona was because he was looking for a secretary. That he just happened to come across Loona and took her in.

    But what if he wasn't looking for a secretary?
    What if he was looking for someone specific? Someone special?

    Someone named Tilly.

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    29/?
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    “You feel okay, pretty bird?” Blitzø checked after securing the padlock at the sides of the pillory. He flipped on the switch of the vibrating eggs he’d stuffed inside the Prince one by one. “How about now?”

     

    “Yes, Sir. Perfectly fine,” Stolas answered, struggling not to moan at the delightful sensation. He felt the vibrations increase in power, and his head dropped despite the wooden framework encasing it, a low trill escaping his beak. “Oh, Blitzy!”

     

    “Your legs good or you want me to get a pillow or something?” his sweet Master asked, running a large claw over the owl’s naked and trembling rump. “You’re gonna be here for hours, after all. Speaking of... Remind me. How many staff do you have in this place? Two dozen? Two hundred?”

     

     

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    Flipping positions just once has... interesting consequences.

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    71/?
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    Blitzø climbed out from beneath Stolas. It gave him a vantage point from which to see his whole form, curled up on the bed like a content cat if the cat had six rows of deadly teeth and had clawed its way out of the bowels of Hell.

    Which was all to say: Hot.

    OR: Blitzø fucks a very big monster with a pretty body. [Written for Kinktober]

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    Blitzø unpacks his insecurities over the future of his found family, and his relationship with Stolas, in a VERY wet dream. Enjoy your mermaid smut!

    (This will be the beginning of Chapter 6 of my ongoing long fic, Sparks in the Dark. But I wanted to publish it separately for Kinktober and Club Consent Week. Happy reading!)

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    776
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    Only the Sin of Lust could have gotten away with giving such a gift. He was perhaps the only person who could have given it to Stolas without him feeling so exposed and raw regarding the non-secret that he was miserable in his marriage.

    All of that was to say - he had no idea if Blitzø realized that he had downed a third of a bottle of wine from Lust.

    OR: Blitzø and Stolas drink too much Lust wine and do stuff. [Written for Kinktober and Club Consent Week]

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    1,029
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    Blitzø often struggles with getting a decent night's rest, and Stolas just wants to be a good, caring partner and make sure all of Blitzø's needs are met.

    AKA, baby's first somno fic

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    115
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    13
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    Blitzø raked his claws back up, mussing up the feathers on his way and smoothing them over once more as he grabbed at the owls’ hips again, squeezing the tender meat he found there. Stolas let out a soft sound, a small hum in the back of his throat as Blitzø massaged the new plumpness on his body. The stress of the move, in combination with the contentment they had found together, had resulted in both of them putting on a little softness around the edges.

    Blitzø wouldn’t complain, where he used to meet hard bones, now he found a pleasant amount of chub. Every part of Stolas had become a good handful, and he proved it to himself as his hand drifted further down, finding the curve of the bird’s ass and gripping it in greedy claws. Stolas stirred under the imp’s grasp, but all four of his eyes stayed closed — Blitzø watched carefully through his own half-lidded gaze, focused on the owl’s relaxed expression, on his fluffy cheeks flushing ever so slightly from the imp’s actions.

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    AKA, the one with lots of groping

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    1,301
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    Blitzo and Fizz are having their night together while Ozzie and Stolas are off having their own fun. Fizz does some impact play with a flogger and a riding crop, leading into more fun.

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    Blitzø is almost done hunting down all these fucking assholes, these stupid campers daring to trample all over his mother's resting place.

    He's just got one left. A bird.

    Or: Serial Killer Blitzø and Horny Victim Stolas.

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    3,175
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    1/1
    Comments:
    55
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    311
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    53
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    2,052

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