18 Works in Minor Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson

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    “Show-off,” MJ whimpers. Nathan hums an acknowledgement. Figures that he can pull off smug even with his mouth full.

    Joke’s on him. She can think things, too.

     

    (When the missus was away, the boys did play! Luckily there’s enough love to go around — MJ gets a psionic recap, and some fun of her own <3)

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    MJ walks into her apartment to find a strange, half-naked man in the middle of her kitchen, holding her baby.

    This scenario goes so much better than it has any right to.

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    Nathan Summers has a greasy little secret.

    Despite his vocal disdain for the gluttonous excess that’s fucking the future to death, he just can’t seem to resist the siren call of a certain pernicious megacorp’s golden arches.

    There are almost three hundred McDonald’s in NYC. It should be easy to sneak a Big Mac here and there… Right?

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    Day 25

    “Wade’s voice sounds shot, like he had been swallowing Logan’s monster cock for hours. Red feels a spark of pride, irrational but sweet in its euphoria.

    “Good boy, Wade. Made me feel so good.” Red opens his arms for the other and easily takes the man’s weight when it’s flopped down at him. It’s nice, having that pressure against him as he comes down. Wade’s hard, dick pressing against his soaking folds, Red tried to rock against him even as the position was awkward. “Still wanna fuck me big guy? Wanna put your loads in me? Hm? Gonna scream our name when you do, baby?””

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    Day 24, boot kink.

    “The men in Wade’s life all wore boots and Wade was feral about it. Horny for them. His teeth itch every time he runs into Frank, the need to clean them after a night of them painting the town red was suffocating. God the things he would do to be able to get on his knees and clean them, to have them in his hands and under his brush and maybe, maybe Frank will let him grind against the tread or rut against them. Clean or dirty, Wade doesn’t mind.”

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    The only downside to the job was that Masque couldn’t say things like “the only downside to the job was”. There was just too many goddamn downsides. The only upside to the job didn’t even have anything to do with the job, and it was the car.

    Set roughly a few months after the events of the Cable & Deadpool (2004) comic series.

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    short interlude between Peter, Wade and Logan

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    Wade keeps running away.
    He keeps going back.

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    If Emily had had it her way, she would've led Wade out back, to sit on a child-sized swing set and let him tell her about the latest crap that had gotten its hooks into his head. Nothing could be worse than what she'd seen in there first-hand, and since she had seen that stuff first-hand she was safe for Wade to talk to in a way a lot of his less intimate acquaintances weren't.

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    Rated T for swearing

    Peter Benjamin Parker is a considered a nerd in a school full of nerds.

    A supreme nerd, you could say.

    But then again, most supreme nerds do not get stabbed at 4 PM on a Saturday, and they most definitely do not ask fucking Deadpool to help them out if they do.

    Okay. Let's play it back.

    Or, alternatively, the Academic Decathlon team is confused.

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    Tony could deal with an insult to his person. He had been for years. But James? James was off limits. James was his Brooklyn hugglebunny Of violence and he wasn’t to be touched, and if he had to teach the world a lesson to prove that’d he wasn’t afraid to do it.

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    You go on your first date with your wonderful boyfriend, the metal man himself, Piotr Rasputin.

    That's it. This fluff that I edited at five in the morning during an insomnia bender.

    Enjoy, my lovelies.

    (Set post "Myshka" and partially pre "Dig the Needle In.")

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    Don't be fucking mean, Nathan reminded himself, when a reproachful look from Domino made him realize he was glaring. Kid's an orphan. And abused. Probably in ways you don't want to think about. But at least he wouldn't have to grow up in a hellscape like Hope would. Well, fuck. It was his responsibility to prevent Firefist's future reign of terror, it was not his responsibility to like the kid. Which he explained to Domino when they were alone in the kitchen that evening, over weak beers that felt stronger on an empty stomach. 

    Dom just shrugged, looking nonplussed. "I get it. You miss them."

    Nathan grunted, in what Louise would have called 'the hypermasculine-emotionally-closed-off version of a yes'. 

    "And anyway, he has Wade," she added, and for half a second there was the barest trace of a smirk in her eyes, before it disappeared into a look of complete poker-face sincerity. 

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    So you want to fuck Deadpool! Well, isn't that ambitious of you. After all, people are climbing all over the good ol' 'Pool's dick these days, what with there being very famous movies (and some very clever promos! go PR!) featuring our dashing hero. It's been a nonstop fuckfest. Cum is everywhere, because that might be one of his kinks. That aside! Let's get down to it.

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    War, sex, money. You don't get to be the rising star of New York's seedy underbelly without making some enemies. Wade's been working to amass his Deadpool Corps'. reputation for far too long to be afraid of anyone. But he'll gladly take your bitch.

    Peter 'BabyDoll' Parker has never been without. His pretty face, loyalty, and 'skill set' has made him the sugar baby of one of New York's most notorious gang leaders. These two men meet, and all hell breaks loose.

    July 15th 2023-Keeping this up for archival purpose. As of today, this work is officially abandoned. Thank you so much for reading/commenting/leaving kudos!! My new work can be found at lainesuxatwriting on this site! Thank you! <33

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    Cable comes to recruit Deadpool to his X-Force team post-Second Coming (because you know he really should've), and Wade complains about what Steve wrote about him in his journal.

    Also, we find out how the comic "Deadpool vs. X-Force" came to exist.

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    For the daredevil kinkmeme prompt: "What if during Civil War Daredevil is nowhere to be found? He's not on Cap's team, but he's definitely not on Tony's side either. Instead Matt Murdock's in the courtroom doing what he can to protect the heroes whose identities have been revealed.

    Since no one knows he's Matt Murdock, the other heroes question where he was during the war."

    The war has forced them all to make some tough decisions, but sometimes it's not so easy to tell what the right thing to do is. Sometimes there is just no correct answer.

    Whatever Matt decides, however he chooses to help in this war, he has to make sure he's at least doing it for the right reasons.

    Of course, this will have its consequences for Daredevil's reputation in the superhero community.

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    At his summons Wade appeared in the doorway dressed in Cable’s uniform with tinfoil wrapped around his right arm. He was wearing his mask again now.
    “Hey look I’m CablePool. Though sorry ladies it’s not in that sense; that was happening before this fic began.” Wade rambled.

    Or, the one where Deadpool embroiders Dora the Explorer characters to Cable's pouches.

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