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Hava Potter and When Did I Ask For This Torture by Ravenclaw_Peredhel, TiresiasTheBlindSeer (Ravenclaw_Peredhel)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jun 2025
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In which I get reincarnated into Harry Potter...as Harry Potter. Or rather, a female counterpart named Hava.
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm usually (or was) pretty chill.
But, I don't know how you would react, but spending ten years under the fucking Dursleys after watching my mother be fucking murdered in front of me messed me up pretty badly.
So, after ten years of hell, I decide that I really, really don't have any fucks to give, and why not spend the majority of my second life having fun and causing (mostly) harmless chaos?
Course, while a noble goal, it's kinda hard when you've got a megalomaniac super-villain out for your blood.
Too bad the 'power of love' isn't something you can bottle up and throw at him. Wait, actually...I'm gonna try that!
Shows what you know Dumbledore.Series
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The Form of Things Unknown Affair by slytherpvff
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV), Outer Limits (1963)
30 Jun 2025
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Illya was KIA. Tone Hobart, his home having been destroyed in a recent THRUSH operation, now in UNCLE High Security holding, hopes to offer Napoleon a modicum of peace.
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- English
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- 2,195
- Chapters:
- 3/5
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( hurricane ) by joeythewriter for Hooba_Dooba
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (Cartoon), Tangled (2010)
30 Jun 2025
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----Some women engaged with their sexuality lovingly. They nurtured their needs like gardeners tending to tulips, never denying them water or sunlight. Elsa Stormsen was no such woman. She had been raised by tight-laced parents who told her that a woman's sexuality was impure after they caught her reading Lady Chatterley's Lover at thirteen years old. Yet no matter how hard she tried to embody her father's ideal of the perfect daughter, her urges thrashed in her body like a wild bird, and with them, her burning need for a release.Series
- Part 2 of ( trysts )
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It's Like That. No, Not like That, Like THAT. by NinjaSpaz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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“Itadori is a really genuine guy. No wonder Kugisaki fell for him.”
“What? He’s definitely dating Megumi,” Maki says at the same time Panda says “No, she’s dating Fushiguro.”
Or, the second years speculate on their kouhais' relationship.
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- English
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- 1,276
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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SVT CRACK IMAGINES BECAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD THERAPY by Anonymous
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
30 Jun 2025
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This Was Not in the Brochure by Lightan117
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Jun 2025
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Two roommates. One very shady pilot. One of us kind of knows what she’s doing. And a one-way ticket to Not-New-Zealand.
This was not in the brochure.
There was supposed to be wine tasting. Maybe a sheep or two. A relaxing vacation to get over our real-life disasters.
Instead, we got:
A flaming death plane
A maybe-dead pilot
Bilbo Baggins offering us tea
Thorin Oakenshield glaring at us like we’re the problem
Kili being way too charming for anyone’s safety
And absolutely no way home.We’re handling it great. Totally not falling in love or emotionally unraveling or anything like that. Nope. Not us.
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Sealand and Liechtenstein have a contest to see who can seduce Switzerland the fastest.
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- English
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- 2,269
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Mine Discorde Kitten by JustSomeElphe
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game), Undertale (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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After yet another failed attempt at the power throuple of his dreams, Rouxls finds himself in a new Discord channel for lonely darkners looking for love. On there, he encounters a girl with an anime profile picture which turns his world upside down in one night.
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Or, I texted my friend "Being a discorde kitten is a lost art form" and from there chaos ensued.- Language:
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Fetch those love! by ivokrushe
Fandoms: 鴨乃橋ロンの禁断推理 | Kamonohashi Ron no Kindan Suiri | Ron Kamonohashi: Deranged Detective (Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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Day 1- meet cute
Toto wanted a pet to accompany him, but it seems he got more than what he bargained for. Its a win-win anyway!
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- Part 2 of RontotoFluffWeek2025!
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- English
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- 1,544
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Hand in my hand and we promised to never let go (we're walking the tightrope) by Clandestine_Whisper
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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Izuku didn’t mean to find a home under the big top—just needed a place to land. Instead, he found a chaotic, glitter-covered, strangely perfect family of performers with stories as tangled as the rigging. They laugh together, cry together, and sometimes argue over who stole the last donut.
And maybe—just maybe—he’s falling for the grumpy new guy with hands built for catching and a heart he hasn’t shown anyone yet.
The circus saves you in unexpected ways.
Welcome to the circus. Try not to trip on the emotional baggage.
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Out of Place by DashSparklee
Fandoms: Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Halo (TV 2022)
30 Jun 2025
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“I am Master Chief, Spartan John-117. I have no other name.” He spoke with conviction, no hesitation, like it was really his name while he lowered his rifle.
“You are not John-117. Now speak the truth, soldier. Who are you?” John asked, stepping up next to Vannak looking down at the new Spartan. He was furious that someone would stupidly lie to his captain, his team, and his own face that they were him. When it was obviously and clearly not the case.
“Who are you?” He asked back.
“He’s Master Chief. He’s John-117. Who are you?” Vannak nodded in his direction, keeping his rifle trained on the spartan imposter. The imposter remained silent, maybe now finally realizing he was caught in his lie when suddenly.
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Master Chief, Arbiter and Cortana get launched into the "Silver Timeline" (Halo TV Series) after Forerunner Tech Shenanigans.
(By the Way, if it wasn't obvious, HALO TV show *SPOILERS* if you plan to watch the show.)
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TWO TIME YOU GOTTA BATH (stinky ew ew ew) by Shrimpoguy
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
30 Jun 2025
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Basically everyone had enough of Two Time smelling like a fucking dried blood and forced them to get a bath. THEY'RE STINKY, EW EW EW EWWWWWWWW/pos
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- Part 4 of Azuretime thing that i made
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Huge Ass Multifandom Artbook! by XxwolphyxX5776
Fandoms: The Mandela Catalogue (Web Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Splatoon (Video Games), Original Work, プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), The Centricide (Webseries), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Jun 2025
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I like making fanart:) If you wanna see some silly little drawings, then Ive got you. :D I very clearly labeled each chapter by fandom, so it should be easy to find that one drawing you want to see :]
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- Part 2 of Wolphy drew bullshit for some reason :]
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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- Language:
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- Words:
- 203
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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“Lewis，我很乐意斥巨资让你跟Max在摩纳哥共享浪漫烛光晚餐。”George说，“但是粉丝们众筹到了更多的赞助资金，所以是的，你们可以选择收下这五万欧元，然后一起读完这十篇同人小说，或者直接拒绝，离开这个房间。”
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- Part 4 of 禅与F1赛车换胎技术
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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Scars of the Divine by Onix_moon, Pikachewyourfoods
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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The nameless cat has lost all hope in ever getting out after the many moons of being trapped in this hell scape that twolegs created. That's until a white furred weasel rat thing? Is thrown into his cage and gives him new hope of seeing the world beyond the bars once more.
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Izuku is a quirk animal that shifts into a griffin that's tested on and meets Nezu
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Writing this because episode 21 of love island usa season 7 altered my brain chemistry and I can't stop thinking about Nicolandria. It's a sloooow burn with lots of angst and tension and intimacy. They're endgame but the journey there is messy.
Fic starts with their date but instead of going to the villa after they go to the hideaway.
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That's The Spirit! by Kaiju_Enjoyer
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Ghost Rider (Comics), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
30 Jun 2025
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Charlie Morningstar, princess of Hell, sure wasn't expecting for her parents to announce that they were having another baby. A little sibling, a little brother. She was so overjoyed, and so were her parents.
What they weren't exactly expecting was for the baby to end up being a Spirit of Vengeance. That's right, one of those SAME Spirits of Vengeance, some of the most powerful beings that the entire existence has ever seen.
Follow as Charlie and her incredibly unusual brother, Amon, grow up together between the best and worst moments of their lives, with Charlie starting her dream of redeeming sinners and Amon learning how to control the powers he ended up with by being the latest Spirit of Vengeance.
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"It’s about Iwa-chan." He said in the smug tone that you knew, was trouble.
You’ve spent years pining after Iwaizumi Hajime in secret, but when Oikawa Tooru—your personal nemesis and Seijoh’s resident drama queen—catches on, he offers you a deal: sneak him into the gym after hours, and he’ll help you win Iwaizumi’s heart.
Except Oikawa’s "advice" involves glow-ups, questionable whiteboard diagrams, and breaking approximately every school rule. Oh, and his fangirl cult might assassinate you. But hey, no pain, no gain.
Or: Multiple times when Oikawa tried to set you up with Iwaizumi, and the fateful day he realizes that he never wants you to be with anyone else.
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- Part 1 of How to get with your crush 101