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    So, the lovely crew of Epic: the Musical are reacting to the musical, duh. I have thrown in a bit of a twist, but I'm not gonna spoil it here. Working on the tags and shit, promise. For the moment I don't plan to add anyone else, but I might change that, haven't decided yet.

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    “How long were you there?” A long pause. Odysseus still wide eyed, staring blankly in front of him. As the silence grew, Telemachus almost asked again before a whisper cut through the silence. “7 years.”

    When Odysseus gets home, he struggles with what has happened to him. Particularly with what she did. When he gets overwhelmed by his memories, he breaks down and tells his family just what he went through to get home to them. What he endured, and in turn learns how he got off the forsaken island in the first place. Just who exactly helped him and finds comfort in the fact that his family will always be there to catch him when he feels like falling into the dark pit he is sure he deserves to be in.

    Athena is sure that after she tells them just what she did to help Odysseus they will reject her as their patron. She clearly wasn't strong enough so how could they ever want her as their goddess. She hopes they will at least let her train Telemachus. Maybe then she will redeem herself and be able to sleep at night.

    This is a story of found family, love, acceptance, and healing.
    ps if you like calypso don't read this

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    Calypso curses Penelope, and pushes Odysseus' strange partnership with the God of the Sea to a point of no return.

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    I wrote this because I wanted more Hermes. Basically an extended version of Hermes and Ody's trip back to Ithaca, with monster fights and therapy and all that jazz. I threw Artemis in there, too. Plus, some godly drama and Ody settling back in :)
    ‼️CURRENTLY ON HIATUS‼️

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    Everything knows the classic tale: Odysseus gets stranded on Ogygia and meets the goddess Calypso, and she pesters him for 7 years until he surrenders to her. Simple, right? But what if that surrender gave way to a child?

    AKA

    The diary of a demigod who’s seen a lot throughout her short life.

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    In a kingdom where honor and tradition shape the destiny of individuals, Odysseus finds himself compelled to court Helen. Once in Sparta, he meets Penelope, a woman who values ​​her freedom above all else, but who is still a woman in a world where that is not valued. Her true feelings lie with Polites, her childhood friend. As the three navigate their complex emotions, they must find a way to live their truths without compromising their loyalties.

    Or

    Odysseus takes a while to have the courage to understand that he is in love with his best friend and is forced to go and court Helena and there he meets Penelope, it would have everything to be a love triangle, but it is not!

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    Em um reino onde a honra e as tradições moldam o destino dos indivíduos, Odisseu se vê obrigado a cortejar Helena. Uma vez em Esparta ele conhece Penélope, uma mulher que valoriza sua liberdade acima de tudo, mas que ainda é uma mulher em um mundo onde isso não tem muita valia. Seus verdadeiros sentimentos estão com Polites, seu amigo de infância. Enquanto os três navegam por suas emoções complexas, eles devem encontrar um caminho para viver suas verdades sem comprometer suas lealdades.

    Ou

    Odisseu demora a ter coragem de entender que esta apaixonado por seu melhor amigo e é obrigado a ir cortejar Helena e lá ele conhece Penélope, teria tudo para ser um triangulo amoroso, mas não é!

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    "Penelope did not know what it was, this shining image that visited her. A ghost, she was tempted to say. But that was impossible. The mirage gleamed too brightly to be a ghost, and Odysseus was not dead. Odysseus was too clever to be dead."

    "She was a trick. She had to be. A damned Calypso trick. She was made of light, or starshine, or ocean foam. Not real. Impossible. His Penelope was on Ithaca. His Penelope was as old as he was. His Penelope was waiting."

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    Odysseus sees flashes of the Spartan princess he fell in love with while languishing on Calypso's island. Penelope sees fleeting glimpses of the mischievous king she married while alone in Ithaca.

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    Odysseus is grieving on Ogygia. Calypso…isn’t helping much.

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    Clytemnestra has killed her husband, but Aegisthus will not share his new throne.

    Clytemnestra floats away.

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    Calypso and Stolas don’t understand why the men they claimed to love never loved them back. Hermes knows why, and he’s going to tell them.

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    𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐃━𝐎𝐃𝐘𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐔𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐂𝐀

     

    ༻━━━⋆━━━༺

     

    ⤷ ❝Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Do you dream about being interlinked?❞

     

    ──── ❝Having a healer in his crew proved useful for Odysseus during the Trojan War. Having said healer also be his childhood best friend was an added gift. But now that it’s just the two of you, and you're trapped on Calypso's island, Odysseus feels the final threads of his humanity snapping the longer he keeps you in danger.❞

     

    𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄━January 15, 2025
    𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄━

     

    EPIC: The Musical↴
    O. Of Ithaca
    elyxirs 2025

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    Odysseus' thoughts In the seven years he was on Calypso's island.

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    Hermes huffs before sitting up and carefully rearranging Odysseus in their lap. “Being a god offers plenty of advantages when it comes to wooing you mortals, I never understood the need for coercion.” They cup his chin as they speak and run their thumb over Odysseus’ lips before settling on his cheek.

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    Set between Dangerous and Charybdis. Hermes watches over his favorite mortal a bit too closely after delivering the windbag to him and gets himself into the mess of dealing with much more serious feelings than he's used to.

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    “I have another boy at home,” the wistful king murmured, his words leaving his lips with the burdensome weight of memory. “Much older than you by now… the last I saw him, he wasn’t yet half your size. But he lives very far from here, on another isle across the sea.”

    His own eyes stared back at him, unreactive to his words. His son was just an infant, but Odysseus realized that even if he were of rational age, he couldn’t possibly understand what he was saying. The child didn't know what existed beyond the idyllic, gilded shores of Ogygia. He didn't know of smiling people, and kingdoms, and war. The glittering isle had consumed the entirety of his life. Odysseus felt his grip around him tighten.

    “You won't die on these shores, boy of mine. I swear it on my life.”

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    An alternate universe in which Odysseus unwillingly has a child with Calypso.

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    Twenty years worth of trauma have taken their toll on Odysseus, and he now has PTSD as well an eating disorder. Penelope tries to help him through it, but she can only do so much.

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    In the middle of the night, Odysseus fears that the hands around him are Calypso's. Penelope ensures that he will always recognize her hands as her own.

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    HERMES IS WINGED!! Highly inspired off of I'll Be Home With Frayed Feathers!! I dunno what to name this- GIVE SUGGESTIONS PLEASE...

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    1/?
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    Because if this did work, it changed so much. It meant he had another chance, and another, maybe infinite chances. He could keep his promises, he could fix his mistakes. He could get them home alive.

    No matter how long it took, he would get them home alive.

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    Or: Odysseus doesn't call for Athena at the end of Love In Paradise, and before he dies, his need to survive outweighs his desire to die

    Read tags for warnings, its (probably) gonna get pretty dark

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    TWs mentioned in tags, but if you don’t wanna look here’s everything—I think, correct me in the comments—

    Abusive Calypso—in the manners of sexual, mental and a bit of physical. Odysseus having so many feelings about his kids with Calypso.

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    8
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