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    Hermes decides you need “character development” and, naturally, his idea of that is sending you to Ithaca on a glorified raft with a box of divine junk and zero instructions. You’ve never met anyone besides him, and now you’re supposed to help a mortal prince rebuild his kingdom.

    Telemachus is everything a prince should be: kind, careful, annoyingly good. You weren’t planning on caring about him—but the way he looks at you, like you’re a person and not a myth, makes it impossible not to.

    Then there’s Antinous: smile too sharp to be human, lethal, and somehow always one step ahead. He mocks you, tempts you, and laughs when you hate him for it. He’s poison—and you, child of Hermes, never run from a challenge. Plus, his ass is very kickable.

    Divine meddling, royal drama, two men on opposite sides of everything… and suddenly, you’re in the middle of a story that’s not even yours. One wants to save you. The other wants to ruin you. The choice should be easy. It’s not. Because of course, Hermes never said what kind of character you’re supposed to become.

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    7/?
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    16
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    3
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    So, the lovely crew of Epic: the Musical are reacting to the musical, duh. I have thrown in a bit of a twist, but I'm not gonna spoil it here. Working on the tags and shit, promise. For the moment I don't plan to add anyone else, but I might change that, haven't decided yet.

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    18/41
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    222
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    248
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    90
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    15,223
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    A collection of non-related oneshots/drabbles of Telemachus and suitors (mostly Antinous) doing the ol’ devils tango, being obnoxiously corny, or interacting in the only way they know how; horny, homoerotic, and a little violent.

    Tags don’t pertain to every chapter, and the specific summary, kinks, and warnings of each chapter will be listed in the beginning notes.

    Please keep in mind that each chapter will vary in tone and warnings – sometimes they’ll be sickeningly sweet or toeing the dubious consent line with a knife or straight up noncon. Always double check the warnings in the notes before you begin a chapter.

    (not doing requests, it’s just a place to dump all the fics that I don’t wanna make a whole story for)

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    30/?
    Comments:
    568
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    1,131
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    69
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    34,606
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    Antinous thought he’d escaped it, no one would be able to trace who he was, what he was, back to the man that he is. Antinous had laughed in the very face of his destiny and had shaped his own path.

    Telemachus thought he’d overcome it, his own self was an identity no one would ever be able to take away from him. Telemachus had unraveled the tapestry Fate had woven and started anew.
    — — — —
    Antinous feels the boat dip beneath him and hears the waves crashing, a bird croaks. Telemachus lets out another whimper behind him. Antinous doesn’t see why he’s so upset, at least Telemachus isn’t bound like he is. Pampered brat. His own binds feel as if they’re tightening with every passing second and the pounding in his head has only lessened to a dull throb. The bite on his neck still stings.

    The pirate captain’s eyes flash with wicked glee. “Welcome home, son.”
    — — — —
    It seems that Fate hasn’t taken their defiance lightly and demands retribution. Now, far from the lives they had fought so hard to keep, Telemachus and Antinous must prove their right to their own identities. And if they have to bite and spit their way to ensure they make it back home, then they will, all tongues and teeth.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    279
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3,669
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    Circe makes all the necessary arrangements for her travels to Ithaca with the city’s prince in hopes to marry.

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    She sighs, “Why did you choose him?”
    The goddess glances at her, an eyebrow raised, “Who else was there to choose?”

    Penelope and Athena discuss Odysseus.

    Set during the Wisdom Saga.

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    296
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    Telemachus is stuck with a palace full of loud, greedy suitors, a mother who refuses to give up hope, and the impossible weight of living in Odysseus’s shadow. Portia, Penelope’s clever and youngest lady-in-waiting and Telemachus’s childhood friend, has her own way of keeping the suitors distracted, but it’s not without cost.

    This is a story of the year before Odysseus finally comes home: the year Athena first shows up, the year Telemachus starts to find his own voice, and the year a crush that never quite went away starts turning into something more.

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    1/?
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    10
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    52
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    Penelope travels into the future to see if the zombie apocalypse that's killed Odysseus and thrown the world into turmoil will ever end. The first thing that greets her is her undead husband, seemingly alive and well. Angst and fluff ensues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    336
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    Odysseus is dead, and Telemachus killed him.

    Antinous is laying on Telemachus’ stomach when he brings up what Athena took from him, and things get heated.

     

    Alt: Antinous has never seen a diagram of a vagina.

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    1/1
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    84
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    5
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    1,484
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    Telemachus knew the mere thought was enough to break the rules of Xenia, but he just couldn’t take any more:

    Antinous needed to die.

    Telemachus had never killed anyone before, or anything even. Yet here he was, atop a sleeping soul, dagger pressed against its tender flesh, with the sole purpose of sending it to Hades once and for all. One little flick of his wrist would be enough to spill blood.

    Antinous deserved it.

    Then why couldn't he?

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    1/?
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    15
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
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    In one world, Warrior Queen Penelope lost everything, but due to circumstances beyond even the Fates she was given another chance.

    Another world with a similar premise to the one she came from but with Odysseus taking on the role she once had.

    She won't allow it, won't let her beloved face all that she had before.

    She would take the suffering from him and ensure both of them return home.

    Series
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    English
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    4,341
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,774
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    Twenty years had passed since Odysseus' disappearance, and Penelope buries herself in work as she struggles to keep the company she and her husband founded afloat. Rumors of marriage proposals spread in the chaos that follows, and Telemachus decides to go undercover at his mother's Gala to gather information on the men attempting to win her hand. He finds an unexpected connection with Antinous, and what starts as magnetic attraction slowly works to become far more complicated than both of them realized.

    Telemachus and Antinous must work to navigate their complex relationship with both each other and their families while coming to terms with the flaws that bring them together.

    (Modern AU; Mature content with an eventual Explicit rating)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    20
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    3
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    245
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    In a palace full of suitors, Telemachus can only count on himself.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    26
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    129
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,250
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    Odysseus has just returned from his long absence, and all he wants is to feel the intimate embrace of his darling wife.

    But Penelope is tired and says that they can wait till morning comes..

    Odysseus can’t wait any longer.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    16
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    1
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    668
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    Literally just Telemachus tending to Antinous' injuries after he got in a fight. That's literally it. And he's also being a little shit which we love to see <3

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,088
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    Telemachus x FEM! Reader (Long fic)

    A prince and a handmaid—interesting already as is. You, a locked soul, and he, the one who dared to knock. As both hearts quietly fell, fate, as always, intervenes. The truth of your past is revealed while the present unravels. Love is tested. What happens when a handmaiden (you) with a past falls in love with a prince who's destined to fall for you—
    not knowing this was fate's second time?

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    39,794
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,218
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    Penelope and Telemachus have a heartfelt sweet moment after Tele ruins his cloak.

    BASED A YEAR BEFORE ODY GETS HOME

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    240
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    He hated it.

    He hated her.

    What woman does not stand behind her son?!

    Did she not bear him?! Did she not nurse him when he cried at her breast or soothe his childhood fears?! Did she not sit with him beneath Lady Selene’s sky when he was small, teaching him the constellations, naming the winds? Was all of that a lie?! How could she turn her back on him now, when he needed her most?!

    Did she not see how they were devouring his home?!

    They drank his wine, they slaughtered his herds, they slept in his father’s hall, they spoke of his mother like she was some prize sow fattened for market, something to be taken.

    And she sat there, still, calm, refusing.

     

    (or, Telemachus and Penelope's tumultuous relationship before and after Odysseus' return to Ithaca)

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    192
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    41
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    3,638
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    In the peace that followed the age of heroes, the kingdom of Ithaca finds itself divided by doubts, rumors, and a growing rivalry within its own court. As the children of Queen Melia and King Telemachus come of age, Phoebe and Niketas must navigate a world that questions their worth, their bloodline, and their future. Behind palace doors and amid the bustling streets, a new generation finds its voice — challenging traditions, redefining legacy, and shaping the future of their land. In a story of love, loyalty, and the struggles to live up to a legend, two young heirs will discover who they truly are and what it means to lead.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,473
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    147
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    The daughter of a god and the son of a man who pisses them off.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,862
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    328

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