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    Ciaphas Cain is born in a different universe, and yet still ends up an Imperial Commissar. Unfortunately for him, his new assignment has surrounded him with the madness of the OT and his efforts to maintain sanity are not helped by Palpatine's shenanigans. Warhammer 40K/Star Wars mashup.

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    Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …
    TVTropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/DarthCainTheReluctantSithLord

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    Ciaphas Cain just intended to spend time partying with the local elite to make his lifetime posting managing a bunch of PDF on a backwater world like Slawkenberg more comfortable. Now his face is on the flag of rebellion across the system, he has an enamoured Daemon Princess stalking him from the Warp, and the lunatics are looking to HIM for leadership …
    TV Tropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/CiaphasCainWarmasterOfChaos

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    Sanguinius finally makes it to Baal, and there is much rejoicing! However, word of Sanguinius' return has spread well beyond Baal and Valhalla, and there are those with power in the Imperium who do not welcome his return...

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    "And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42

    "Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42

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    Ciaphas Cain never expected to be a Hero of the Imperium. He would have been perfectly happy just living a quiet life away from the front lines. Perhaps in his second chance at life, in this strange new universe, he might get that?

    At least in this universe, it's socially acceptable to put ten tons of BattleMech armor between danger and yourself. And even expected to avoid frontline postings, especially if you're close to the Archon! Most Archons.

    Not this Archon, as it turns out. Why are all the attractive blondes crazy?

    What do you mean, Katrina's sending him to deal with the rebellious Isle of Skye?

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    After narrowly escaping his doom vessel, Ciaphas Cain, his malodorous sidekick Jurgen, and Inquisitor Amberley Vail found themselves drifting through the void awaiting rescue. Unfortunately, they found themselves in unfamiliar waters that will test their patience to no end. With no other recourse, our Hero has to navigate the insanity, or be consumed by it entirely.

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    Due to shenanigans involving Fabius Bile, Tzeentch and the Emperor, Sanguinius is alive again. He hadn't been expecting to live again, and the Imperium he wakes up in is a giant mess where everyone seems to want something from him. What will he do now?

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    Everyone assumed Midoriya Izuku didn't have a quirk.

    Sure, he had the right conditions for it- he had the single pinky toe joint, both his parents had quirks, CT scans of his brain showed a definite quirk factor- but it didn't do anything. Nothing Izuku did would make it trigger. So he, and everyone else around him, assumed he didn't have one, and he was a quirkless kid with a 18 carat run of bad luck.

    But he did, and it was active. Subconsciously controlling technology that in no conceivable reality should be present on Earth, calling it to him.

    Ten months before the U.A. Entrance Exam, it arrives. With an unexpected passenger.

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    When Cain took a chance, and leapt through the Necron portal he expected a lot of things, mostly that his luck had run out.

    Now he's in a place called Remnant that's entirely alien to him. Well the local beasties seem about the same, but somehow he's been recruited as a combat instructor, a post he very much prefers thank you, for ragtag teams of actual super powered men and women at an academy.

    He just wanted a flask of Tanna, and a good cry, but he was the hero of the Imperium so he'd have to make do without.

    Preferably, without anyone finding out he had no idea what he was doing, or being executed for dereliction of duty.

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    Ciaphas Cain, Imperial Saint and commissar, is summoned by a petitioner who needs something very different: advice. Temporarily in mortal guise, Cain takes a moment to drink some unblessed tea and, for the first time since his death and ascension, actually try to improve morale.

    But this is the calm before the storm, and his petitioner may be first in the line of fire ...

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    Ciaphas Cain, Hero of the Imperium, is pulled out of a comfortable retirement for a posting with the newly-formed Battlefleet Redemptor - a role that will not, it seems, require the usual suicidal heroism expected of him. But if something looks good too good to be true in the Astra Militarum, it likely is...

    A take on the character and Sandy Mitchell's distinctive writing style.

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    Ciaphas Cain is scared of many things. Amberley Vail is really only scared of one.

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    I just wanted to go home. I hadn't even made it to my truck before, in the blink of an eye, I'm not where I'm supposed to be, and some crazy dude with a third arm is swinging an axe at my face. (A 40k SI following the adventures of Caiaphas Cain and Amberley Vail. Mixture of Crack and Plot.)
    SB Crosspost!

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    Ciaphas Cain, newly minted Commissar of the Officio Prefectus, needed a break already. Preferably, one that lasted two or three centuries without his previous incarnation shouting in his ear to get back on the throne.

    (A retelling of Fight or Flight where Ciaphas Cain is the Emperor reincarnated and just wants a vacation, but the universe won't let him have one.)

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    When galaxies collide, the greatest heroes from each team up. The question is not if they can survive this strange new reality, but rather if this new universe can survive them.

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    Ciaphas Cain and Jurgen discover they aren't alone on a witch hunt... And their new companion has her eye on a different sort of prize.

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    As the Warp convulses in the aftermath of the Astronomicon's strange blink, Ciaphas Cain is one of many Imperial saints summoned to aid humanity. Dark forces are moving to attack the Imperium in their moment of weakness. Now Ciaphas finds himself, for the first time, battling alongside fellow Saints -- and he might just make new allies if he can survive this.

    But the creature drifting through the ruins of a planetary governor's palace is unlike anything he or the others have faced. Today, a Saint may fall.

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    The Emperor's funny sense of humor has gotten too much for Cain, just what the frak did He mean by sending one of the legendary Ten Thousand to watch over him?

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    Ciaphas Cain and Jurgen go on a gruesome and obviously very dangerous adventure with one of the few custodians that have a little sense of humor

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