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    Despite all the questions and doubts plaguing her since she had first read the incomplete history of secret organisations, Olivia Caliban knew one thing for certain.
    She hated Esmé Squalor.
    (or OliviaxEsmé is canon and it has a ripple effect on how the plot goes)

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    Most of this is going to be written from the perspective of Olaf. I have a... general idea of where I want things to go, however I'm not entirely sure where it will end up.

    What I can tell you, Dear Reader, is that despite the title of this work, despite the happy ending you were led to imagine;
    That's Not, How The Story Goes.

    This is very much inspired by Of Arson, and other works in my bookmarks. Put in very friendly drawers.

    This story explores how Olaf had groomed Violet, Esmé, and others before them.

    Assume all characters to be aged up.

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    Would you need the summary of a book that's only 100 words long ? I'm not sure that makes for good Volunteer material.

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    Georgina and Olaf consider what they’ll do after their scheme to defeat the Baudelaires at Lucky Smells Lumbermill succeeds.

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    You've seen me write an AU about the Quagmires switching places with the Baudelaires. You've seen me writing a Quagmire Sextuplets AU.
    Now what if I wrote a 12 Quagmires AU?

    Meet your old pals Duncan, Quigley and Isadora. Meet the Netflix Quags I named originally for the Quagmire Sextuplets AU, Lewis, Carroll and Regina (this time they're another set of triplets and not sextuplets with the first named three). And meet six brand new Quagmires: Three that I based on what I imagine they'd look like in the movies if they ever appeared there, and three that I would describe as the "pony party" version of the Quags.
    While the fic hopefully will have a lot of fun sibling shenanigans, we are still in the Snicketverse. Things will unfortunately not always go so well as you want them to...

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    The Baudelaire children were very unfortunate indeed. You may think that, given there were twelve of them, they would figure out solutions to their problems rather quickly. However, it so happened that when the siblings put their heads together it usually resulted in various items of furniture being hurled, mediocre cooking, attempted murder (only occasionally directed at each other), and many *many* pranks.

    Or: ASOUE but there are 12 Baudelaire kids! (Netflix Baudelaires are Violet, Klaus and Sunny. Movie Baudelaires [originally created by midas_touch_of_angst] are Lilac, Nick and Solitude. Book Baudelaires are Veronica, Klyde and Susie. The Baudelaires' character foils from 'The Luckiest Kids in the World' are Laurie, Larry and Linda.)

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    Halfway to Mount Fraught, Fernald has a short conversation with the three new troupe members.

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    esmé grapples with count olaf's death.

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    The Marvelous Marriage with Kit Snicket instead of Violet Baudelaire.

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    “Why are you here?” He snaps, leaning heavily on his doorframe. There are a hundred answers to his question, each less admissible than the last.

    Because Jacques told me it was necessary. Because someone told Jacques to tell me it was necessary. Because I’m the only person besides B who might turn you human. Because I’m the only person besides B who still thinks you’re human. Because you’re brilliant and mad and still so goddamn useful. Because tattoos stay permanent no matter how many fires you start. Because I think you start fires just because you know I’ll be the one to put them out. Because you’re laughably easy to lie to. Because I didn’t kill your father but I might as well have. Because you didn’t kill my brother but given half a chance you would have. Because you loved me for five years and still only hate me a little.

    Because I want to be. God help me, I’m here because I want to be.

    “We should talk,” is all she says, stepping past him through the door.

    [It’s a year before the Baudelaire fire. Kit has always been a very useful volunteer.]

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    Violet is crying now. A mix of angry and sad tears. She’s not even sure when she started to feel sad.

    She buries her face in her hands, no doubt getting more sand on herself and in her hair. Violet can feel shame crawl its way up her throat, guilt settle hard like a rock in her gut, and embarrassment paint her cheeks red.

    This wasn’t cathartic, it felt… cruel.

    OR

    A character study on the spectrum of emotions Violet Baudelaire would feel after Count Olaf's death.

    Whumptober Entry 2: Taking Accountability

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    For seven days, she meets Count Olaf in his bedroom come midnight.

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    Duncan and Isadora wait for the Baudelaire siblings to return, but somehow they know that they aren't coming back in time.

    Prompt pieces used: “Tell me that you’re okay, and I’m fine.” + Trapped with the Enemy + Elevator + Pushed Beyond Breaking Point

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    Violet was now married.

    At only fourteen and to her legal guardian at that.

    It was silly, and perhaps childish, to think that signing the paper with her left hand would somehow make her signature invalid. But remember, Violet Baudelaire is a child, though Count Olaf seems to care very little about this incredibly important detail.

    OR

    I really wanted to write about Violet Baudelaire cause she is my daughter

    Whumptober Entry 1: Lamb to Slaughter/Ceremony (technically)

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    Ambushed on her first mission as a volunteer, Violet Baudelaire wakes up in a strange cabin to a man who already knows her name.

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    After their parents perish in a terrible fire (which means were killed), the Quagmire triplets are sent to live with the deplorable Count Olaf, who will stop at nothing to make their lives a misery and steal their sapphire fortune. Meanwhile, Klaus Baudelaire struggles to accept the death of his parents and older sister, while also having to raise his infant sister Sunny and deal with living in a miserable school.

    It will be the start of a very long, very depressing and very difficult journey for these young children, and I suggest you look away. I wish I could.

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    6/?
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    Everyone knows the story of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
    But not everyone knows the story of their forgotten brother, Emmett.

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    There's no evidence as provided by L.S. to conclude that Klaus Baudelaire isn't transgender.

    What if he was?

    Vignettes on things that might have occurred if Klaus Baudelaire was a transgender man. And for all we know, things that did occur.

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    After rescuing the Quagmires and revealing Detective Dupin is actually Count Olaf, the Baudelaires are sent to live in Paris with another one of their parents' mysterious colleagues. While living there, they not only discover more of VFD's secrets, but also that superheroes exist and protect the streets of Paris. In the meantime, Klaus finds himself interested in one of their new classmates, a blond and slightly mysterious boy named Adrien.

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    2/?
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