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    A maid of the Beddor Family and Clare's friend realizes she's been isekai'd into the ACOTAR series. She does something about that.

    aka

    Local human woman beats up hundreds years old Fae and shows why humans are awesome

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    “So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.

    This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.

    (It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)

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    Forsaken is totally a fun game, but who would actually want to live in it?!

    Amias Yu, your average high schooler aspiring to become a doctor for the money, has found himself in quite a sticky situation. Spirited away into this video game world (where he frankly sweat a little bit too much in), he'll have to figure out how to navigate between the merciless killers and the wary eyes of the survivors. Not to mention, that weird shadowy entity that keeps appearing in the corner of his eye... Talk about creepy.

    (FORSAKEN SI-OC FIC)

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    Who says dictators don't have their own personal interest? Still, it doesn't mean that all of them are open to letting others know.

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    #thosetwoproheroes starts to gather a following on social media, as everyone tries to figure out if those two pro heroes are a thing or not.

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    That was the end. Everyone had left the house and now you sit in silent dread for your surroundings. Though, not everything is as dreadful as it seemed.
    (After realizing the objects)

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    Maya is transferring to RBU for her sophomore year of college. She comes with a lot of emotional baggage and screwed up interpretations on how this whole thing is supposed to work.

    Claire is ready for her first time being an AP and hopes her match is a good fit.

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    Elaida has failed to take the Tower and Siuan gives her two options: Either get stilled and rot in a cell, or take a boat and chase after a myth... Little does she know that journey will change her life.

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    The spin off to both Toons vs the proshitter apocalypse and Miss Bloomie's bizarre adventure.

     

    This stupid oneshot collection showcases the story of multiple toons and is almost like a crossover con at some point.

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    34/?
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    Adrien Moreau is a smooth-talking investor with expensive shoes and way too much free time. He shows up at Blue Lock claiming to support the programme, but somehow he is always hovering around Isagi.

    Isagi thinks Adrien is just being nice. The others see him as a problem.

    Before long, they are keeping him under watch, getting in his way at every opportunity, and maybe, just maybe, getting a bit too possessive.

    In their defence, Adrien started this war.

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    However, “Only a fool requests Traveler’s Tea.” She spun around to greet the customer. “Ah, but you are not a fool…” she quickly backtracked.
    In front of her was quite possibly the last person she expected to see and the whole reason she was in this form; her eldest son, Garmadon.

    Instead of secretly being an Oni, Mystake is secretly the First Spinjitzu Master.

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    Warriors fans the flames of a budding romance between himself and a certain disgruntled Item Check worker in Skyloft.

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    After a solid year on the job, Hermione Granger’s no longer a rookie as she begins her second year as a Green Lantern and member of the Justice League. Also as a bridesmaid, mentor, ringbearer, detective, warrior, parent… Wait, what?
    All these and more as a twenty-something English ex-witch continues adjusting to life with a power ring. And a steady boyfriend.

    In this issue… Hermione could use a break, and luckily her friend Blaise has just the thing: passes to the grand opening of a new LA nightclub. It’s sure the be the hottest around, given the outrageously wealthy (and salacious) owner who everyone is dying to know. Even if he does have an utterly absurd stage name.
    “‘Please allow me to introduce myself.’ Oh, how I do love that line!”

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    Take One ended in a lot of math and escape via a briefcase attached to a shark’s smile.

    Take Two ended with desperate calculations as the moon crashed down.

    Take Three ended with a nuclear warhead, an outstretched hand, and an apologetic look back.

    Take Four ended in a Kugelblitz, another dead brother, and a missing arm.

    This is Take Five.

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    Death, death would come for them all eventually. This was something Shepherd accepted long before he had entered Barovia, although he had thought he could lead them all out of the hell that was Barovia. But when he watched the only person he care about be consumed in fire of course he chased them, love made Silas Morgan a selfish man. As the flames consumed their bodies, Gherix revealed himself, he offered a trade to Shepherd. A second chance.
    And now he wasn't in Barovia, he wasn't in Stryga, hells he wasn't even on Avantris anymore. Instead Shepherd found himself on the Rhapsody, a large ship owned by a man named Rett and his partner Pyke.
    How will these two adjust to their new lives in space, with the new party, a new life that brings new struggles and new lights.

    ⋆⭒˚.⋆𖤓⋆⭒˚.⋆

    Spoiler caution for the curse of Strahdanya campaign and Stardust Rhapsody Anthem, More so Anthem but CoS will likely be referencing traumatic situations/scars/past fights etc.

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    Laito Sakamaki, a vampire prince, finds a strange device called the Vault-Tec Trans-Dimensional Travel Prototype, without the chance to investigate further he finds himself stranded in post apocalyptic Boston, where a certain red headed brawler resides. Together, they must join forces to survive the wasteland. (I'm really just shipping my two biggest fictional crushes together and calling it a day man, as you can see I have a type, don't bully me)

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    1x1x1x1 felt weirdly attarcted towards 007n7.

    They didn't udnerstand the emotions they were feeling towards the man.

    They did understand the sexual desires they had towards the man. Specifically the physical side effects of those desires.

    So what do you do when you start getting real horny towards a survivor? Beat your me-

    Write about it!

    What could possibly go wrong? Just write down the horny scenarios you imagine and then leave it there...

    ... In a place where someone could easily grab it- Oh Shit-

    _____

    AKA The Killers and Survivors accidentally find the gooner journal 1x1x1x1 made about 007n7. Oopsies now everyone is traumatized.

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    Ollie’s your average college student: not enough sleep, too much debt, and her only skills are not completely fucking things up and a mediocre amount of luck. So when her luck runs out and she ends up dead from a set of stairs- she doesn’t expect anything else from her mediocre, boring-ass life.

    Imagine to her surprise, when she wakes up in an unfamiliar bed with horns, in an apartment in Crossroads. How’s a bland, overweight person like her going to survive in the world of Phighting?!

    Image Album for chapter art: https://ibb.co/album/gSBQZq

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    109/120
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    “You’re there to watch their backs,” she said, “I don’t care who you have to offend, cancel or sue. What they say goes.”
    He grows a bond with them, and despite Celine’s sharp gaze and sharper tongue, begins to think of them as his girls with no small amount of fondness.
    They do drive him crazy sometimes.

    OR: Three times Bobby was there for his girls, and the one time they were there for him

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    Inspired by the ICP song and Fight Club (1999), and ngl this is hella rushed cuz i lowkey got bored but still wanted to finish this anyway after spending so much time on it. I tried to cram in as much refernces fro the og song as possible but lowkey forgot so its kind of dissapointing. Anyway, aside for the clipshow ahh ending, i hope yall enjoy this crackfic. Feel free to imagine the characters as goofy ahh juggalos lmaooooo

    "I get home and don't say hi, it ain't no one there
    I don't care I walk in and go right up the stairs
    To my room, get in bed and just wait for dark
    Because that's when the real show start (Tap, tap)
    "Tap tap" on the glass go the piece of ass
    So young and pretty, it's too bad she passed
    But she comes to my room and we talk at night
    She's demonic and bloody, but she holds me tight
    In my bedroom, with her I'm never alone
    And I kiss her cold lips until the morning come
    Then she gone, I can still hear her voice loom
    But she only exist in the dark of my room" -ICP, Aug. 31, 2004

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