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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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Tailor Made in the USA by last_rat_on_the_left for LazyBaker
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
30 Jul 2021
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It begins simply enough, with Billy sporting one of his cut-off muscle tees in defiance of Steve condemning his life choices while he was just trying to make the Pretty Boy asshole some breakfast. However, it’s not even three days later before the spaghetti straps and de-sleeved crop tops give way to a fucking bra and miniskirt.
And, like, Steve has dealt with dozens of different flavors of Billy at this point. He’s seen him in a Goddamn French Maid costume they’d drunkenly ordered at a Halloween outlet. If Steve was just going to roll over on his opinions because Billy decided to flash his tits around—well, Steve would never stand for anything, now would he? He can handle his boyfriend’s sluttiness.
But the evening gown? That is admittedly a big wrench in Steve’s plans, because Billy is stunning.
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OR a (mostly) unconnected series of one-shots about the many robes, skirts, frocks, and gowns of Billy Hargrove as he navigates this mean, gross, and beautiful thing he's got going with one Steve Harrington.
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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Let it never be said that Baby doesn’t do shit for anyone.
Because he does, for the record, and it irks him that he has to have the tact to not even bring it up. Because secrets are kept for a reason, and for some reason four out of five of the Saja Boys are utterly, devastatingly down bad for the very hunters out to off them and their entire kind for good.
Whatever, it’s not like it involves him in any way, so he stays out of it.
Or so he thought.
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before you cross the street (take my hand) by vindictivolent
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV)
25 Jun 2025
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"Where did you find this kid?"
"He was left in a basket on the steps of the FBI."
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A series of one shots featuring baby genius Spencer Reid Hotchner who was left in a basket on Aaron Hotchner's doorstep, subsequently adopted by him, and becomes the BAU's resident child genius.
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Rewind Time and Fall In Love - A Guide By Hadrian Peverell by DefinitelyNotStraight
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jul 2025
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"Fuck it, let's go." Harry says, and Death gives a wheeze like a laugh.
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Harry discovers betrayal of the highest form, decides he's done being nice, and fuck it, he deserves a break. Enter a new timeline and new goals - 1) see if he can drive Dumbledore into retirement, and 2) see if Tom Riddle (Gaunt, in this timeline) is evil in every universe.
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- Part 14 of We Gladly Feast
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Giselle Vilar wakes up after dying, only to find herself in the Harry Potter universe with the Elder Wand in hand and a whole lot of confusion on her plate. Now, armed with future knowledge and a quirky sense of humor, she teams up with Bill and Charlie Weasley to destroy Voldemort’s Horcruxes—because what else is a dead girl supposed to do?
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“So, you don’t want to kiss a man anymore?”
“I didn’t say I changed my mind about that,” Till replies. “I’ll just ask someone else.”
“Just try it,” Ivan says. The words are sweet, but the sheer amount of venom in them is nothing if not a warning.
whenever till kisses men, they always mysteriously vanish in the next few days. he knows why that is. but the thrill of the chase is much too fun to give up.
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Buck wants Eddie to knock him up so bad.
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Here's a Tangulu for you, Shixiong! by ShalalaMai
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2025
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Shi Qingyu remained oblivious, continuing her mental rambling with a dreamy expression.
“Yue Qingyuan is a coward.”
She mused.
“Doesn’t he know Shen Qingqiu’s had feelings for him for years? Why else would he wait all that time at the Qiu household? Pathetic.”
A paper slipped from Yue Qingyuan’s hands.
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A fan girl of Shen Jiu isekai to PIDW. She was going to runaway with her favorite character. But why did the other peak Lords changed?
Why did they suddenly treat Shen Jiu better?
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Where Rivalry Meets Feelings and Things Go South by rizzistant
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
02 Jul 2025
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Bobby hyped ISAC for PR, but the girls saw only risks. Pain, missed comebacks, and lurking demons. Rumi, Mira, and Zoey voiced fears of falls and tight schedules.
The mood snapped when he announced Saja Boys' participation.
This turned the event into a focused hunt for the group—because a glorified field day for idols is clearly the perfect spot for a demon hunt. They accepted their roles, now set for a different kind of fight.
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ISAC behind the scenes—where HUNTR/X works and Saja Boys just exist loudly.
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Mira wasn’t planning to spend her Tuesday night dealing with two dumbass demon idols dangling off her balcony railing, but the moment Abby pulled up the #miromabby tag alongside the blurry fan edits, unsolicited ship art, and all, she knew she’d already lost the narrative of the situation.
Or in other words: Abby and Romance end up in Mira's room, pitching a fake PR relationship idea like it's a top-tier business strategy and not a prelude to disaster. Totally normal. Totally not going to end in anyone getting railed, duh.
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Toman's Attack Tiger by ServerNotFound
Fandoms: 東京卍リベンジャーズ | Tokyo Revengers (Manga), Wind Breaker - にいさとる | Nii Satoru (Manga)
28 Jun 2025
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It's genuinely the worst day of his life when Kazutora's mom informs him he's moving towns with her. Especially when it's to small town Makochi, known for being a delinquent run town.
-Or basically, I wanted to shove Kazutora into Wind Breaker. That's it, that's the fic.
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- Part 2 of TokRev x Wind Breaker
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Blood pounds in his ears as Eddie stares down at the three little letters floating in his spoon.
G, A, Y.
They’re mocking him.
He knew he should have gone for the Spaghettios instead.
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With Christopher gone and Buck dating, a depressed Eddie resorts to some nostalgic comfort food. It keeps sending him some not-so-subliminal messages.
Or, Eddie comes out of the closet thanks to $10 worth of canned soup.
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Megatron stop getting Starscream pregnant challenge.
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Either as Aventurine or as Kakavasha, he walked onto a new path in his life.
With... rather interesting individuals.
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She looked at him, he smiled back. They’ve known each other too long for her to think he was done talking. “Why do you have your business smile plastered on your face…?” The fear on her face was palpable, spreading through it like a tsunami. He leaned forward, straightened his posture, his smile grew more professional.
“Mizi,” he began, her fear intensifying like an aura coming off her. “I think we should get married.”
"WHAT!?"In which Ivan and Mizi enter a Lavender Marriage so they can be gay on the side.
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When Your Captain Outs Your Secret Gay Shit by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2025
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“I knew it!” he shouted, beaming with the raw, dumb, beautiful energy of a man who had just discovered love, fireworks, and blackmail potential all at once. “Zoro said ‘I’ll meet you in the pantry’ and Sanji went, and then I heard noises and it sounded like fighting but different???”
“LUFFY.” Sanji’s voice went octave-deep, Satanic. “You—did—you—were—you—what—THE FUCK—”
“I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK,” Zoro shouted up, face rapidly flushing an alarming shade of murder-me-now red.
“I did knock! With my foot! The door broke though.”
“THAT’S NOT KNOCKING, THAT’S HOME INVASION, YOU DAMNED—”
“Don’t blame me, blame gravity!” Luffy laughed, rolling down the mast like the world’s most powerful bouncy ball, landing with a rubbery boing right in front of the two very, very exposed, very, very murdery men. “Anyway, you two are boyfriends now! Yay! Let’s have cake!”
Or, everything was normal, until Luffy screamed the word “boyfriends” and the world exploded.
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- Part 2 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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I'm Already Missing The Summer by GooseRot for nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2025
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"GET IN THE ROBOT, BINGHE!"
Luo Binghe—who had just enough time to register the words, fail to understand them, and then realize he needed to dodge as a giant metal foot rushed towards him—promptly dodged.
"Sorry! Sorry. This thing is hard to drive! And considering I never got my license this is probably not the best idea in hindsight..." said the voice of Shen Qingqiu.
From inside the metal beast.
Luo Binghe unsheathed his sword.
or: freshly free of the abyss, Luo Binghe begins sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
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I'm Already Missing The Summer by GooseRot (WorkID: 64075984)
Summary: "GET IN THE ROBOT, BINGHE!"
Luo Binghe—who had just enough time to register the words, fail to understand them, and then realize he needed to dodge as a giant metal foot rushed towards him—promptly dodged.
"Sorry! Sorry. This thing is hard to drive! And considering I never got my license this is probably not the best idea in hindsight..." said the voice of Shen Qingqiu.
From inside the metal beast.
Luo Binghe unsheathed his sword.
or: freshly free of the abyss, Luo Binghe begins sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
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Welcome to Gotham, Please Enjoy Your Crime by WindyEngel
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
15 Mar 2025
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When the students of Amity Park take a week-long field trip to Gotham, the Batfamily expects the usual—panicked tourists, quick departures, and maybe a mugging or two. What they don’t expect is a group of teens who treat supervillain kidnappings like escape rooms, a teacher who is more worried about his students causing chaos than being in danger, and somehow becoming the city’s biggest mystery overnight.
The Batfamily scrambles to figure out who (or what) these kids are.
(They're not ready. No one is.)
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