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MY MOM SOLD ME TO THE CRANE WIVES FOR A 15 DOLLAR SUBWAY GIFTCARD!!!! by Clubpenguin
Fandoms: The Crane Wives (Band)
05 Jul 2025
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after you wake up for breakfast and immediately start playing balatro on your phone(because your addicted to it) like any other Saturday your mom actually kicks you
she mutters something about how do i talk to my homosexual offspring and speaks up "uhm...your not eating....your not serving....not you getting sold to the crane wives for a subway giftcard...." your suprised she actually talked to you for the first time in your life and you hear a knock......
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Mr. Kephale's 13 Reasons Why by adhdcreatureintuxedo_shocking
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Jul 2025
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Stelle's a genius. A genius with genius ideas. A genius with genius ideas that executes them in a genius manner.
So why the fuck did she put the entire english class in a group chat??Or: Stelle got bored, put the Chrysos heirs in a gc, chaos WILL occur whether you like it or not. Seethe.
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Commander Shepard, The Greatest to Ever Live by Samael61
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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Commander Shepard, the singular greatest soldier the alliance and the humanity as a whole ever had and ever will.
One man army whose mere name envokes fear in the hearts of the enemies of the Systems Alliance.
A force of nature protecting the humanity against the galaxy.
Or: A crack fic where Commander Shepard is greater than ever.
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Dripping red roses in a house full of flies by CLOWNBAE for sparrowofthestars
Fandoms: The Walking Dead (TV)
05 Jul 2025
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Carl gets entangled by a Smoker's tongue and dragged away.
Only, the undead creature doesn't immediately kill him.- Language:
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I Predict An Earthquake Up In Here by Mumpumlum
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, DCU, Batman - All Media Types
05 Jul 2025
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"So you're just having a nap under the building that fell on you?!" Nightwing asked the head of curly brown hair sticking out from the rubble.
"Yeah. It's a nice blanket. Now shut up. You're interrupting my sleep." The kid pulled a brick from next to him, and placed it over his head- dismissing the vigilante.Or!!
The one in which Peter becomes Gotham's mum. Because he has nothing better to do.
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In 3E427 Dagoth Ur fell to the Nerevarine before the Heart of Lorkhan, ending his dark grip on Morrowind.
In 4E186 Voryn Dagoth wakes from a funeral pyre outside the Sightless Pit, beginning again in Skyrim.
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灵感来源梗图。文字内容为：“两个作家互相把对方告上了法庭，因为祂们认为对方抄袭了自己的浪漫小说。结果发现，他们曾经有一次约会——而他们只是在写自己的经历而已。”
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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He's thirteen, hungry and exhausted, and he has to care for a very active child of five. He's also a king in exile.
One day he has a brilliant idea to hide as a maester in service of the Usurper's most faithful servant.
He saw it as a temporary thing, then. To get some R&R, read some books, gather his supporters... eight years later he doesn't want anything but a peaceful quiet life with the kids he likes as his own kin.
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Rowayne's Hazbin AU Collection by Bunnygirl_94
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), シュガシュガルーン | Sugar Sugar Rune (Manga)
05 Jul 2025
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A fun collection of works where I share my snippets and AU ideas. If any ideas come to mind, I might add more to the AUs. If there are any suggestions, feel free to leave it in the comments. You are also free to take my ideas as an inspiration for your own version of fanfic.
AU's I have written so far:
1.Sugar Sugar Rune AU
2.Radio Demon Catalastor
3.My Mommy is a Princess (Another baby Alastor AU)
4.Cursed Alastor Disney Princess AU
5.Magical Girl Alastor(Ally) AU
6.Caretaker Alastor AU
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Merlin always suspected destiny had it out for him. That suspicion became certainty when Arthur decided to stage a play.
About Emrys.
With glitter.
Arthur calls it cultural integration. Merlin calls it a war crime. Possibly several.
Or: The one where Arthur discovers ‘theatre’ and Merlin discovers existential regret.
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The Cold Lady by DumbDragon
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
05 Jul 2025
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Catelyn Stark is a noble lady, a loyal wife, and loving mother in public. But behind closed doors she is a resentful controlling women, who hates her husband. This hatred and resentment is only seen by Jon Snow.
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- 7,633
- Chapters:
- 1/8
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The Guiding North Star by Bottled_and_Sent
Fandoms: 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Manga), 推しの子 | Oshi no Ko (Anime)
05 Jul 2025
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Over the course of Akane's research of the so-called perfect idol, she discovered that Ai is not who she appears to be. Granted, this was a given for all celebrities, but Ai was different. Having this new goal of cracking the impenetrable outer shell of Ai's true personality under her persona, she begins to sacrifice her sleep schedule.
After an unprompted dream about her research subject, Akane begins to hear a familiar voice in her ears. A voice that just so happens to give her pointers and new theories that seem to fit seemly into her corkboard despite the lack of evidences. A voice that sounded a whole lot like Ai.
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Or, Ai's ghost begins to coach Akane in the art of crafting the perfect persona (Nah, let's face it, Ai's just being Akane's wingman for Aqua here hahaha). As this went on, they became BFFs.
Expect lots of shenanigans, crack, heartfelt interactions, Ai being nonchalant as always, Aqua/Akane moments, and even in-character replies on the comments section!
(Status: Tokyo Blade arc)
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Meet Miles and Phoenix Edgeworth-Wright.
The toast of the legal system... Headliners on the crime pages...
And, oh yes... they see ghosts.A Beyond Belief setting AU for NaruMitsu Week 2025 Day 5 - Another universe
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- 1,142
- Chapters:
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My heart like the swaying waves by midnightau, mismatchedseoks (apieformydean)
Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band)
05 Jul 2025
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itsminghao: wait i think i am being harassed
hearmeroar: WAIT WHAT
WHO IS HARASSING YOUitsminghao: this was awkward haha
junhuhui: was it a crazy fan again
itsminghao: no it was a model?
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aka the Gyuhao models!AU where Mingyu, an up-and-coming male model has been idolizing Minghao, an established icon of the industry for years. when he finally gets the chance to meet his celebrity crush, though, things don't go according to plan...
[mainly texting-based, the more important events playing out in prose]
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Katseye one shots
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- Part 1 of Things to know
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- English
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- 31
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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What Happened to Na Baekjin? by SeasaltDunes
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV)
05 Jul 2025
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Seo Juntae, Geum Seongje, and the day Na Baekjin died. Seo Juntae and Geum Seongje were stuck in a time loop. At first, they didn't know what, why, and how it happened. It was mind boggling and chaotic. But after several cycles, the two started to uncover the truth about Na Baekjin's death and the things happened around it.
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Jarvis would do pretty much anything to get Bowie to give up the credits for the song he wrote for Piper.
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Team “O” lost the vote to go home with just over a million dollars, not the billion Nam-Gyu wanted. Now, with their winnings, they live together in a cramped apartment—trying to survive the fallout, have petty fights, and figure out how to live normal after the games.
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‘He had headbutted with an iron roof, got dropped into a lake, and almost fell off a cliff… Yes, he was starting to get a little tired of this uninhabited, uninteresting planet.’
It was supposed to be a lazy mission to restore team morale. But that’s just their luck, isn’t it?
What started with mysterious wave signs develops into a threat that seemingly has no explanation and even less of a way out. The members of SG-1 are trying to reach each other, both literally and emotionally – otherwise they will remain in the hands of the planet’s unknown masters.Will jokes soothe the grudge dividing them? And will O’Neill stop musing about fishing?
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- 18,687
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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Goobers across the multiverse by the_Shade_of_Blue
Fandoms: Persona 5, Touhou Project, 大海原と大海原 | Oounabara to Wadanohara | Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions, Undertale (Video Game), Kirby (Video Games)
05 Jul 2025
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(Yes the fic was deleted but It's back now)
6 chatters all of which from completely different universes, an opportunity 3 mysterious admins have granted them for an unknown purpose...
We all know how these tend to go by now, yea?
- Language:
- English
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- 2/?
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