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Intersectional Accountability Workshop for Warm-Hued Content Creators! #sedition critical by Caracalliope
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2025
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Dirk hates his job. Dirk hates his job. Dirk hates his job.
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- Part 2 of Whumptober 2025
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[ The first of the overall "THE NADIRS OF BEFORUS" series. ]
When you first envision someone being a 'fighter', what would you expect? When glancing upon the one perceived as such, would you imagine them to be gritty, swirled and coated in ashes that go up to the waist, rising up from the ground beneath while spewing teeth from their mouth? Many people have come to ponder the meaning of a true 'fighter' for the past few years.
Especially when it comes to the Beforan residents. While the planet itself has been forming great relations unto itself, and while the methods taken have allowed for it to flourish more externally than it had done ever before, there is a kind of unrest that shakes the surface, rumbles the ground beneath through only the souls. No physical changes have occurred -- only mental.
Here, we witness a baptism in excess.
Here, we notice the first twelve to see it in the world.
But, as much as they see, they know also that they are blind.
Have they truly lost their minds?Series
- Part 1 of The Nadirs of Beforus
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"I am empty 'til she fills, alive until she kills." - Vampire Empire, Big Thief
Six out of twelve dead, two out of the remaining six better dead than alive. Two out of the six on a rebel ship with a map pointing to nowhere, and the last two still trapped on Alternia, with no possibility of getting out unless any of the remaining Four came to get them.
Such was the situation that had pushed Kanaya Maryam and Terezi Pyrope together, in a pitch affair that was as brutal as it felt brilliant.
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Cruisin' for a Bruisin' by nachrichtenDance (TopfSecret) for DaveKatAteMySoul (mrs_sakuma)
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Sep 2025
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Drone Season 2025 entry for DaveKatAteMySoul. Alternate title: Bruise Cruise: The Musical. Betaed by SpringForIt.
Cruisin' for a Bruisin' is a story where Cronus acts all casanova-like, but his peak's only first base. And Kankri, a snack who actually has been a freak, will give him his very first taste. She'll schoolfeed him the joys and pains of concupiscence - not just hands-on, not just bulge-and-nook-on, but also songs-on! With solos, duets, and more, this sex-scapade will take you to a stage never seen before!
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I am angry
Because I forgive you
I may be the biggest fucking fool on Alternia
But when I close my eyes
I see a world where we all work together
And it's so fucking...
Beautiful
((The Sufferer's Final Sermon.))(I have given up at making good Summaries but this story will be the first part of a series I am planning on making.)
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- Part 1 of Heroes of a Broken Timeline
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“You’re not her,” Meenah snaps. “This isn’t mine. None of this is mine.”
Thanks to the "perfect" timing of a Serket, the war is won. But Vriska left, human children in tow, and now Meenah once again has to deal with the aftermath of a problem a Serket caused.
//In the Epilogues and in Beyond Canon, it's revealed that there's dream bubble ghosts on Earth C... yet the Dancestors are never mentioned beyond this one, brief hint that they could possibly be on Earth C. This fic explores what's happening in the background, as they've always been relegated to, and the choices Meenah gets to make as Shit Gets Real.//
[CH3] ==> Newest Upload - Interlude: The Arcade (Mituna and Sollux) (Karkat's Wriggling Day)
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In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.
Podfic of The Twenty-Fourth Problem by JonayaRiley.
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In the heyday of the Beforan Empire, an expedition to a colony world uncovers something from a long-lost civilization.
In the long dusk of the Alternian Empire, the survivors of the Great Cataclysm struggle to survive.
In the year 2019 on Earth, four old friends finally get to meet each other for the first time.
In the year 2219 in the Greater Pan-American Corporate Governance Region, four old friends find themselves drawn together by mysterious circumstances.
In a place outside of space and time, It watches... and waits.A novel-length re-imagining of Homestuck that combines elements of science-fiction, urban fantasy, cyberpunk, and dark fantasy.
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My Snufftober 2024 Collection by gybesack23
Fandoms: Original Work, My Life as a Teenage Robot, PaRappa the Rapper (Video Games), My Singing Monsters, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Mario Party (Video Games), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017), Happy Tree Friends, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
01 Nov 2024
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A month's worth of guro stories for Captain Grav's Snufftober challenge.
Each story has different warnings which I'll post in their respective chapter notes and I'll add to the overall tag list and fandom list if need be.
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The customer is always right.
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Was it simply luck that had caused her to turn down this street? No, It was Cronus going down the street.
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- Part 2 of Yiffy/Cronus
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Beforus Comes the Flood by Caracalliope for LookingForDroids
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fallen London | Echo Bazaar
05 Feb 2024
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There is a fixed number of paths, for a pathetic lowblood stowaway.
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Feferi fell in pity as soon as she saw those eyes. The hue of royalty, beautiful Tyrian pink, on a creature whose natural weakness would never allow her to rise to that station? It was an awful cruelty, and utterly irresistible.
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Horuss reminds Kankri of his life on Beforus
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Porrim walks in on Kankri pleasuring himself. It's awkward.
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The wait is over folks! Time for WHAT PUMPKIN to roll out the latest update of our HOMESTUCK UNITS line. We’ve finessed our asses and our labors so much, managed to rope in a certain ecto biologist along with Emma and my awesome brains in our writing efforts, and we’re ready to unleash the first of the DANCESTOR/BEFORUS TROLLS line!
Starting with someone who’s a little controversial, who’s always got an opinion to say, and there’s no silencing this windbag, let’s give it up for KANKRI VANTAS, the SEER OF BLOOD and affectionately, or not, known as the INSUFFERABLE. He’s called this for a reason folks, but despite his ceaseless chattering, trigger warnings, and sort of asshole nature, Kankri has the potential to become a great friend and has his softer moments. Though don’t expect him to be cozying up to you anytime soon. Anyway, this here manual is here to help you get your friendship on and explain the challenges and pitfalls to having Kanks in your household in return for the bonuses.
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- Part 21 of Homestuck Unit Manuals
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In which Kankri suffers the worst of the seer abilities and Cronus isn't an asshole somehow.
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- Part 2 of the dancestors (but better)
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kankri accidentally gets drunk during a night out with porrim, dirk takes care of him, kankri reveals some inner woes.
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- Part 2 of alphaswitch
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Sore-Skinned Skinner (But First: the Loser He's Skinning) by Radley3925
Fandoms: Papa Louie (Video Games), Homestuck
30 Nov 2022
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Mitch discovers that he has become the prime subject for a new game on Alternia upon escaping Cook or Cull unscathed.
But first, he finds himself recalling the events leading up to that stressful day.Series
- Part 2 of Papa's Alternia
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Feferi flits through dreams and memories, and observes the effects her other self from Beforus had on people.