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Jake Jr. does a little…spelunking. (Sappy dirkjake porn with a lot of unfortunate dick jokes)
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Or, as I have been calling it, The DaveKat Sexting Fic. ENJOY
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Dirk thinks Jake spends way too much of his time away on his 'adventures'.
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"They think I'm mad. The University refused funding, the Archaeological Society laughed me out of their quarterly meeting, and even Roberts, my most loyal colleague, has abandoned the expedition. But I know what I saw in those fragments from the '48 dig. The symbols on the cartouche don't match any known dynasty, and the material composition is unlike anything documented in Egyptian archaeology."
—From the Personal Journal of Jacob Harley, March 3, 1958
Almost seventy years later, Jacob's granddaughter Jade finally proves he wasn't crazy. The device buried beneath Egyptian sands is real, and what lies beyond that ancient ring will change everything.
When John Egbert reluctantly accepts command of humanity's first team through the portal, he expects a routine mission. Instead, he finds himself leading a team of Earth’s brightest into a universe far stranger and more dangerous than Earth ever imagined.
Some doors, once opened, can never be closed again.
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1. June’s Humanity is Defiant
2. Rose’s Humanity is Given Freely
3. Jade’s Humanity is Hunted
4. Dave’s Humanity is Ghostly
5. Jane’s Humanity is Too Too Too Sweet, Now
6. Roxy’s Humanity is Lonely
7. Jake’s Humanity is Opening Locked Doors
8. Dirk's Humanity is Not His Own
9. Joey's Humanity is Trapped Between
10. Jude’s Humanity is Trusting
11. Ms. A. Claire’s Humanity is a Warning
12. Mr. Egbert’s Humanity is Fatherly
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- Part 3 of Homestuck Horror Drabbles
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One thousand dollars.
That’s what Dirk’s tail is worth today.
One thousand fucking dollars.
Bro runs an illegal buy-in bike race during which participants try to catch Dirk in the city.
Nobody's caught him yet.
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The Cheater's Guide To Xenosociological Nomenclature by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
21 Oct 2022
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Dave loves his family, but wants a shot at not living with them for a little while in hopes it'll help him chill the hell out. When he sees a troll grad student posting an ad looking for a roommate, it seems like the perfect chance to feel out who he is without constantly dealing with the entire pack.
Karkat is a really decent roommate and everything is going great until Rose decides he'd make a great pack leader.
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“I think I’ll go to the audition, just to… Check things out.” So Jake’s made his mind up, then. You can’t help but wonder why he called, maybe he needed to rationalize this and you just made things a thousand times worse. You swallow and breathe in a square to calm down, which never works for you.
“Yeah, uh, okay. Cool. Good luck, man.” Smooth, Strider. Jake won’t suspect a thing, you really are amazing.
Nepo baby Dirk Strider is trying to date the love of his life without getting to wound up in Jake's newfound fame. Dirk's dad adds fuel to the fire.
Updates every other week! (probably)
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Jake is a bounty hunter with ineffable shapeshifting powers. Dirk is some kind of nondescript android guy. They bone pretty hard.
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Jake English is a shepherd living a solitary life atop his mountain. He lives a humble lifestyle and has few things to worry about other than his bones creak a little more than they used to. When his sheep, his only livelihood, start disappearing, Jake makes an offer to a god out of desperation. After that, his simple life gets a lot more complicated.
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there’s just something about them being gods that gets me
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Androids have all but won the war against humanity, and the remnants of the once-great human civilization are reduced to miles of wastelands and hidden communities struggling to survive. Dirk and his friends are sent out to scavenge for supplies, while AR is sent to hunt down and exterminate the dwindling human population. Their fated meeting is the beginning of a union between species that was once thought impossible.
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- Part 1 of Endangeredverse
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Upon realizing that his boyfriend is depriving himself of both sleep and cleanliness, Jake takes it upon himself to fix both those problems, and not necessarily in that order.
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Jake goes through a break up with Jane and Dirk checks up on him. Hmm... Just what could escalate from that?
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The game was over, so why didn't Dirk feel safe?
Dirk can't ignore his growing sense of paranoia. He needs to make sure he can protect his friends.
Luckily, Jake is there to talk him down.*(Please be mindful of the tags! They are all fairly prevalent throughout the story.)*
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You have a secret from your boyfriend. A secret that whispers up your bare thighs and hugs your ass like a glove. It's not that you don't desperately want to tell him, you just have no idea what he'll say.
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Jake wakes up glowing, with no idea why. Brain Ghost Dirk helps.
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"The ocean had always been there. A warning of the dangers that lurk within. A lullaby to put you to sleep. It had been there at the highs and lows of your childhood.
You miss it.
But the transportalizer closest to the sea is Jake's.
You really shouldn't. It's on his island, his sanctuary, you'd be invading his private space.
But meditation videos with the sound of the waves aren't enough anymore, you need to hear the real thing.
So, one evening as you're skipping out on a friendly meeting-slash-party everyone was invited to, you do the unthinkable.
You message Jake."
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Slowly, but surely, Dirk and Jake reconnect.Series
- Part 1 of Post-canon DirkJake fluffiness
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Jake English is at the end of his rope, having yet again severed every last tie he had left. That's when he meets a gracious collector of sorts, one who's willing to retie his strings so long as Jake follows his hands.
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godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better" by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, lasciviousWildheart, QueerOnFire, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandom: Homestuck
14 Oct 2025
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there was a dream in a dark place that spoke so loud a universe followed in its wake...
six years have passed since the end of Homestuck, and Earth C's gods have grown stagnant. a failed suicide attempt among one of their own sets off a chain reaction that will forever change the world as they know it-- for better and for worse.
an ongoing story about gender, loneliness, and violence set in in the wilderness of post-canon. features:
the existential dread of retcon,
june eg8ert's messy transition,
several heated romances,
a war on the moon,
an extracosmic legion of witches,
and the horrible responsibility of choice.
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John lost his ability to speak after his vocal chords were damaged due to a childhood illness. He's been picked on and bullied in school, but he has a lot of good friends who protect him.
Dave is the new kid, an ironic jock, and a cool mystery. He's intrigued by the quiet kid and it isn't long before he develops a crush. Even though John's friends make it difficult for Dave to get close to him, but the cool kid is determined.
This is the story of two boys who stumble through the awkwardness of young love and a communication barrier. Meanwhile a rejected friend and a stubborn brother meet and struggle to understand their own feelings.
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AWWE :3<3 I love it