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That's What Friends Are For, Right? by Snarkeologist for CaitlynRachel
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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When Joker finds Kaidan in a pub two month's after the Normandy's destruction things don't go as smoothly as he'd hoped.
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“They go all the way through the building, don’t they? You don’t think -”
“It would be just her luck, wouldn’t it?” Joker says, then sighs mournfully. “I was really looking forward to that sushi.”
“When we all make it back to Shepard’s place, we’ll get take out.”
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OR: A Citadel DLC fic. Three hours into shore leave, Kaidan gets a call.
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Dec. 29, 2022: Rewritten, expanded, and alive!
In this war, there's no where safe to flee to — just one very fast ship, her (in)famous Commander, her ace pilot, and all the people they collect. Sequel to A Star to Steer Her By. This gets dark because war is dark, but we're here to kick reaper ass, not settle for a sucky ending.Joker could feel the furtive glances as he and Rhi stepped out into the CIC. It wasn’t the same as when he’d made that long walk before, limping past the all-too-able-bodied flight crew. No feeling of self-consciousness now. Just tension, flickering from person to person, and Rhi — Shepard — in the middle like a grounding rod.
Shit, they even looked at him as if he knew what to do.
The reapers were here. The criminals, vindicated.
Man, it sucks being right.
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- Part 3 of Stars
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Reclaiming Life Once More by tigereyes45
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
16 Jan 2025
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Shepard's awake now. She claims to be fully healed as Grunt and Orrin follow her into space. Through thick and thin the three travel as they are forced apart, and together. Ever searching for the rest of the Normandy crew.
Of course, death follows soldiers and wounds take time to heal.
(This story is a direct sequel to Escaping Death Yet Again.)Series
- Part 2 of Grief and Recovery
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One thing about Kaidan - he’s a nice guy, sure, but when he opens up, really opens up, he can be a downright pain in the ass. It’s a good thing because Joker’s equally, if not more of, a pain in the ass.
[The story of how Joker and Kaidan become friends, told in a few snapshots from pre-ME1 / ME1. Blasto is involved.]
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The Art of Chair Maintenance by swaps55 for CR Noble (erudite12)
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
20 Jun 2024
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A poker game on Omega goes awry. AKA, Kaidan and Joker walk into a bar on Omega and wind up on the run from the vorcha mafia over a bottle of whiskey and 5,000 credits.
Joker exhales. “Well, uh. I may have gotten us an invite to a backroom poker game at Afterlife.”
Kaidan rests his hands on his knees and eyes Joker warily. “Why would I want to play poker on Omega.”“You love poker!”
“On Omega? Are you kidding? They play poker with guns on Omega.”
Joker gestures to the arsenal at Kaidan’s feet. “Look at all the things you have in common.”
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Laying Your Cards On the Table by Normalguy for Zhallanna
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
29 May 2024
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Kaidan offers to give Joker some poker tips, but instead, they learn a lot more about each other.
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How to Fill a Two Years Void by Zhizwoop
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
17 May 2024
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Shepard was clinically dead for two years, before she got resurrected, thanks to Project Lazarus. Even if she died, the world didn't stop with her, and people had to carry in living. Kaidan was one of those, but he struggled to do so. How could he move on, when he couldn't get who was possibly the love of his life out of his head? During those two years, Kaidan had to go through grief, pain and loneliness, in the hope of being able to live a normal life again. The absence of Shepard left a hole in his heart, and now he has to find a mean to fill it again.
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Last Paradise | Garrus Vakarian x Reader by Kookie_sumu
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
03 May 2024
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Garrus Vakarian, a turian C-sec officer who was bounded to his honour.
(y/n) (l/n), a spy who responded to the cynical voices that controlled her from the darkness.
How will things go when their paths collide?
MASS EFFECT AND IT'S CHARACTERS BELONGS TO BIOWARE.
The story narrative belongs to me.
This story is also available on Wattpad with the same title.
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It has been three months since the downing of the SSV Normandy: the ragtag group of starry-eyed explorers are spread across the galaxy, dividing what was once a tight-knit crew led by a tough as nails commander. Whether it's a devotion to a bygone memory or a fear of losing the only thing that reminds the other of their time aboard the ship, Kaidan and Joker go on misadventures together, press each other's buttons, and discover a plot much bigger than either of them threatening the entire world they know. Also, Gunny shows up!
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Yearning Heights by IanIanIanIan
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
11 Jul 2023
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Shepard and Kaidan can't hold in their passion and longing for one another post-mission. The Lift will have to do, and Kaidan wants nothing more but to taste Shepard right here, right now.
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- Part 6 of Of Father And Son Universe
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Joker is worried about his Commander, his best friend as it were. He reaches out for help while she is being held for an inquiry after handing herself into the Alliance. The only person he knows with a high enough rank that might listen to him is her ex but her ex is a good guy. Maybe asking Kaidan, another friend for help isn't the end of the world.
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Nocturnal [podfic] by distant_thunder_storms for swaps55
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
14 Feb 2023
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podfic of "Nocturnal" by swaps55
description: They’ve got it down now. Kaidan cooks. Joker rigs the coffee. They can’t force Shepard to sleep, but they can game the system a little. -
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Kaidan's first in-person conversations aboard the Normandy SR-1 with various members of the crew and his last in-person conversations with them prior to the events of ME2.
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- Part 11 of Radiant Damage: Extended Play
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Misinformation by the Shuttle Light by projectseraphim for potionsmaster
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
01 Feb 2022
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Joker tells Shepard about a North American legend. Kaidan picks up the pieces.
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- Part 4 of Prompts, AUs, and Sillies
- Part 2 of Misadventures of Beau, the Googling Shepard
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Fictober 2021 Drabbles by projectseraphim
Fandoms: Mass Effect: Andromeda, Mass Effect Trilogy
31 Oct 2021
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A collection of Mass Effect drabbles for this year's Fictober. Tags are updated as we go! Most chapters are G or T rated. The E rated chapter is marked.
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- Part 1 of Prompts, AUs, and Sillies
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Day 2 of Mass Effect Relationship Week: "Long Time No See"
OC: Sidney Shepard (Sentinel/Colonist/War Hero/Paragade)
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- Part 2 of Mass Effect Relationship Week 2021
- Part 2 of From Ashes: Erlebnisse - The Experiences
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Track Eight: Walking After You by Foo Fighters
Kaidan doesn't particularly like the Citadel on the average day. He definitely doesn't want to be here on this day...
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- Part 8 of Radiant Damage: A Shenko Playlist
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An apartment filled with a bunch of plants. Freshly cooked breakfast and coffee every morning. Lazy Sunday afternoons on the sofa. Family, happiness, fulfilment. This is it, Samed and Kaidan's future, a life after the Reapers.
But what does that mean, a life after the Reapers? Especially since destroying them came at a price: the life of a dear friend. An entire race of machines. There is no question about it: EDI and the geth need to be brought back first.
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- Part 1 of On Our Own Terms
- Part 34 of A Real Hero
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- Part 3 of A Real Hero