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Obito lives! Wow how...terrifying if you think about it especially since nobody but Kakashi knows and Kakashi is nothing if not unhealthily attached to a younger version of himself. Kakashi is also the Hokage of the Hidden Leaf, and boy does he hate it! It's exhausting. He understands shinobi politics but he does not care and no, he does not know what produce Konoha makes and distributes! He has other things to worry about like his dead not-dead boyfriend who's trying to force him to go to take a (forever) vacation and go to the beach when he has to tell Sai to figure out if Konoha produces peaches or not (apparently they do, who would've known (Obito, the dead not-dead man, knew)). Obito succeeds, eventually, in getting Kakashi out of the village and into his swimwear after arguing over it for what felt like three hours but was probably only 30 minutes. Once they arrive though, Kakashi gets them the penthouse of the resort Obito picked out (by accident) and then they hit the waves. But first, Kakashi's craving a cocktail. Surely there's no former Hokage sitting at this beachside outdoor bar...that would be an insane coincidenc— oh. Hello Tsunade.
All this followed with ocean wrestling and smut.
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- Part 6 of snips’s obkk standalone oneshots
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Kiba ends up in a room full of cats…
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Kakashi sighed for the thirty-sixth time in less than two minutes, distraught. Gai was doing finger push-ups next to him as he despaired about his life.
Nothing really new...
Except that they were barely five years old.
"Damn Uzumaki seals," he grumbled for the twenty-third time. "And damned sensei."
'Kushina-san was always very creative and Minato-sama very curious, the spring of youth shines especially brightly on them!'
"You're not helping me at all, Gai," Kakashi groaned before dropping onto his back. "And stop moving, I'm tired just looking at you."
"I can't afford to fall behind my rival!"
If he kept his sanity intact, Kakashi knew he would suffocate Gai in his sleep with that horrible green suit.
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Kakashi is no stranger to near-death experiences. He never really lingers on them; he just heals, gets back in the field and moves on.
When he’s put in charge of three impressionable twelve-year-olds, though, he realizes that he should maybe give all of his failed missions some more thought. After all, he can’t change the times he’s screwed up in the past – but maybe, if he teaches his students about those failures, he can prevent them from screwing up as much in the future.
(In which Kakashi tries his hand at teaching and communicating… while he’s still recovering from his latest near-death experience and barely has enough energy to communicate at all.)
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Me when the 12th edition of Makeout Paradise comes out and Jiraiya has run out of material. Also lol why does Kakashi and Guy kinda work? Great competitive friends, could be more. Here that is! I think this is very funny. This doesn’t explain much but know that it’s some fluff and will get into more action-y stuff later! Also slow burnish? They’re def pining folks. But I try to kinda be in character? This is very funny, trust.
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To Be Given A Second Chance (God, We Didn't Ask for This) by why_is_this_a_thing_now
Fandoms: Naruto
20 Aug 2024
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An existence of peace in the Pure Land does wonders to heal lifelong scars and reunite a once broken team, but Team Seven, no matter which iteration, has never had the best relationship with peace.
While Rin, Obito, and Kakashi might be responsible for their predicament, they certainly didn't mean for it to turn out like this. Now, thrown back to the last moment all three of them were alive, the once-again young members of Team Minato find themselves dealing with something far more consequential than deja vu.
They've already gone through this travesty of a script once before, however, and they're not eager for a repeat performance. The fabric of space-time can kindly set itself on fire, they're doing this their way.
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- Part 1 of let's do the time warp again
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Mitsuki and Team 7: [The Sun and The Moon] by Halloween_Neko
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Boruto (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2024
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Mitsuki and Team 7: [The Sun and The Moon]
"We have a little sister."
Mitsuki looked up in surprise. For all the time that he had lived with them, this was the first time he heard about this.
"And you never told me about it?"
Haruko turned away from him, making Mitsuki unable to see his face. Meanwhile, Tsukiko let out a tired sigh as she answered him.
"... We also just found out yesterday."
Mitsuki, Haruko, and Tsukiko through the years.
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Kakashi has always struggled to keep his sleep consistent. Coming home to you, theres one thing he knows will help him sleep soundly. and You couldn't be happier to provide it for him.
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Kakashi developed a bad habit. Though he doesn't smoke often, he does smoke when a mission has been really stressful.
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– Скажи мне, почему ты не в офисе? – спросил Ирука, и выражение лица Какаши стало серьезнее. – Кроме шуток, что-то случилось?!
– Я не шучу, – сказал тот. – Просто хотел побыть с тобой, вот и послал все к чертовой матери.
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With tensions rising in the village, and between the members of team seven, Naruto and Sasuke are now tasked with trying to figure out where they belong in each other's lives. Sakura has been oddly distant since the chunin exams, and Orochimaru is still on the loose, but the only worry Naruto has at the moment is figuring out what loving someone means.
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- Part 5 of Burning Oranges
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Kakashi is tired. So very tired.
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- Part 4 of Isolde's KakaIru One-shots
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Only one bed feat. irukashi
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Determination and Spite roared the loudest, and she held onto them, doggedly hoping that she never had to face any other emotion if she kept these ones blazing, because she wasn't sure she could deal with that.
Instead of saying something along the lines of cute, innocent Sakara-chan, answering with a blushed babble about Sasuke-kun, she gave a smile that felt like it should be bloody and snarled-
"I'm going to punch God. I'm going to punch her right in her stupid face through a fucking mountain. I'm going to kill her."
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Sakura time travels to the moment of team introductions and. um. Does not have time to react with the subtlty expected from a Shinobi of her caliber.
Whatever. it's not like anyone is here from the future to call her on it, right?
....Right?Series
- Part 2 of the GIRLIES
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"Say, why aren't you at the office?" Iruka asked and the look on Kakashi's face that he hadn't let go became more serious. “Did something happen?!”
"I wasn't joking," he said. "I wanted to be with you, I blew it off."
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A battle that goes differently than in the anime with Isshiki leaves Naruto in a coma for a week while the rest of the village try to figure out a way to protect themselves against the new threats that face them. While Hinata pulls Kawaki from his shell and into the family, Boruto tries to come to terms with the fact that he almost destroyed Sasuke’s Rinnegan and the voice in the back of his head continuously gets louder and louder. Himawari just wants her family safe and Kakashi isn’t interested in coming out of retirement.
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Five times Obito embarrasses himself in front of his TA, and the one time he doesn’t.
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Obito has a crush on the silver-haired man who rides the same bus as him.
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Uchiha Sasuke could see past neither grief, ego, nor trauma.
Naruto was loud, he was naive, he was the container of the Kyuubi no kitsune, ignored,
Sakura was weak, a civilian through and through.
Kakashi decides that these genin will survive. he break them apart and put them back together. after all, experience has taught him broken shinobi are the best shinobi.
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Obito stared at the four figures whisper-arguing in his living room.
"Uhhh, what the fuck?"
A weak chuckle left the younger version of Minato standing in front of him, "Ah, so that's what that seal does."
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AKA another "Team Minato gets sent to the future thanks to wacky seal hijinks" fic but I didn't want to write the full fic so it's literally just one scene that I couldn't get out of my head.