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    You shouldn’t remind him of her. But you do. And you don’t fight him.

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    2/?
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    9
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    5
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    1
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    71
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    Asra and Julian sit down to drink some wine and have some casual conversation about the Count, the conversation leads into Julian and Lucio's past. Intended as during the plague while they're having their weird little gay thing

    Language:
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    4,544
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    1/1
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    3
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    38
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    4
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    425
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    It's all Lucio's fault for bringing you to the Coliseum for the last fight of the season... because now you're hankering for his prized fighter, the Scourge of the South.

    Or

    You're a rich woman that wants to be railed by a gladiator.

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    1,446
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    60
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    7
    Hits:
    1,561
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    Nadia/Lucio/Savvina smut for the soul

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    3,458
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    69
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    4
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    2,077
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    Julian scales Lucio's castle to meet with Asra in secret on a cold winter's night.

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    1,478
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    32
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    3
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    340
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    Summary

    I just wanted an excuse to write something where Julian has to go about his daily duties as palace doctor full of cum.

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    English
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    4,461
    Chapters:
    4/5
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    362
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    28
    Hits:
    9,203
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    For over a century magic has been dying in Vesuvia, and with the death of the last vampire it is believed that only humans remain. For decades an icy vengeance is left untouched, forgotten to the forest until a storm washes in a Witch unprepared for the doorstep they find themselves upon.

    Fated to the fangs of a monster who has long given up on the world, it is up to Mars Atabey to shoulder the sorrows of Fae and Human alike. With the growing sense that magic is still out there, yearning to be celebrated once again, it is up to him and an uncanny cast of creatures to let the world know.

    Wherever he finds himself, there’s always adventure, love, tragedy, and a gratuitous amount of sex to be had.

    (This was a one-off rp that turned into an entire novel on accident. Please enjoy me and Lord Ignatius III's terrible horny nonsense.)

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    45
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    6
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    2,491
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    A collection of cute fluffy one shots featuring my apprentice Safia and everyone’s favorite mountain man.

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    English
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    5,479
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    254
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    The hour is late, and the whole palace sleeping soundly... except, that is, the newly arrived Apprentice.
    (A dream and a voice beckons you to the abandoned wing. Wasn't there a reason you weren't supposed to go back there?)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    96
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    10
    Hits:
    1,420
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    The very last thing you expected to happen after an exhausting day at work was to meet a man you believed to be dead for years. Things get even more difficult once he asks you for an unusual favour.

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    English
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    14,119
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    974
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    Moray shook their head with a small chuckle as they walked over to Muriel, opening their mouth to speak only to be cut off by a loud shriek from further along the beach,”HEY! What do you think you’re doing you stupid bird!!!”

    Moray blinked and looked over their shoulder,”Is…Is Lucio fighting a seagull?” They sighed and patted their boyfriend’s shoulders,”I’m gonna go make sure that dumbass doesn't lose the other arm…You gonna be ok without me?”

    Muriel nodded with a soft smile,”Be careful.”

    “Ohhh, now this is gonna be fun to watch.”

    The apprentice magician sighed before laughing softly,”And I gotta make sure Asra watches from a safe distance,” they shook their head, planting a quick kiss on Muriel’s cheek before running off to go check on Lucio and their fellow magician-leaving the giant of a man standing there in his flustered surprise,”Have fun!”

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    English
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    4,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
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    Years after his apprentice passed, Asra finds himself struggling to go back to the home they once shared. He never really spoke to his neighbours, but after finding the task of cleaning his home overwhelming, he doesn't refuse the offer of help that his eccentric and talkative neighbour proposes to him.

    After all, spending too much time in an empty house seems unbearable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,075
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    938
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    Summary

    Eros was typically unfamiliar with lingering bitter thoughts, but when Lucio called for her for the umpteenth time within the same hour, she was very familiar indeed.

    Language:
    English
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    3,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    823
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    The trip was long and the nights were cold, but that wouldn’t stop Mars. Not much could. There were very many things one could assume this unbridled determination was based on: spite, thrill, shame, bravery, stupidity, maybe a mix of the sum. Only one thing was certain, however.

    He was going to break his curse.

    Unfortunately, the one he was set to break his curse with was all in all an insufferable prick.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,903
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    526
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    Summary

    Il legame su cui si regge il matrimonio di Nadia e Lucio è quantomeno... peculiare.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    3,049
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    67
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    In an instant the Count’s demeanor completely changed, eyes wide and almost child-like, gazing at the creature in his bed with unabashed wonder and admiration. 

    “Is this your familiar?”

    Language:
    English
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    1,858
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    373
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    Muriel was declared dead. Asra has been captured. Morga is on the run. And Valeria... She met the worst fate out of all.

    Language:
    English
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    1,029
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,029
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    The power-hungry new king Lucio starts hosting gladiator fights as a show of strength. He acquires The Scourge of the South to be his champion, and you're tasked with serving as the Scourge's healer. You slowly realize Muriel's not the monster everyone thinks him to be. When Lucio's lust for power gets the best of him, you and Muriel are pushed past the point of no return and must rely on each other to survive.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,225
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    362
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    6,080
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    Liberamente ispirata al film "Gothic" di Ken Russell (1986). Nadia, Portia e Asra raggiungono Julian e Lucio in una villa su un lago, pronti a trascorrere qualche giorno di vacanza insieme. Ma il tempo non cessa di essere tempestoso e loro si ritrovano chiusi in casa, tra storie di fantasmi, sedute spiritiche, tensioni erotiche, gelosie e traumi rimossi che tornano a galla... Il soggiorno precipiterà nella follia.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    5,793
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    185
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    Summary

    You got 99 problems and unfortunately, some of them are romantic. But hey, you'll figure it out. Hopefully.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,369
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    3,538

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