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It’s 1994 in rural Arkansas and dang near everyone in the demo derby is working through some feelings they don’t know what to do with.
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The Beast Of Rossignol by Maramayfly
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Nov 2025
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(Formatting issues have been fixed <3)
Something is terrorising the quaint French village of Rossignol.
The beast has evidently made its way from Gévaudan, goats are being beheaded and villagers are vanishing in broad daylight. Father Aziraphale is doing his best to soothe the town's hysteria in the face of this mysterious, seemingly supernatural enemy.. One he isn't sure actually even exists.
But then an equally mysterious, red-headed trader arrives, peddling Snake Oil and grand tales of heroics, armed with a crossbow and the promise of a pound of Beastly flesh.
It seems their prayers may well have been answered....
"..And woe betide any sceptical monk who would stand in the way of a damn good story!"
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In dire need of some peace and quiet away from the bustling city, Aziraphale agrees to look after his friends’ dog while they’re away for three weeks.
Between fluffy shenanigans, sudden rainstorms and pointed Tarot readings, any hope for peace or quiet gets snipped away when his eyes land on the handsome–and quite grumpy–gardener.
A gardener AU, heavy on the rom-com.
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The Sacrifice by LadyMango
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale, a travelling storyteller, settles down in an idyllic village, but things aren’t as perfect as they seem. Criminals are sacrificed to a snake-demon that dwells in the mountain caves, and unfortunately for Aziraphale, his very nature makes him a criminal. He soon finds himself bound, gagged, and left to the mercy of a monster.
Meanwhile, the naga, Crowley, is wondering why humans are constantly being abandoned in his caves. Rescuing them is getting to be quite the ordeal, especially considering they can’t speak his language and they’re all terrified of him.
Fantasy AU.
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Aziraphale Deacon is an out and proud aspiring actor who brands himself as a beacon of queer joy. Anthony Crowley has his sights set on becoming the next James Bond, and his managers have their sights set on making him their next meal ticket. They cross paths at a coffee shop one fateful night and sparks immediately fly. But of course things can't be that simple because then we would have no story.
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Anthony Crowley, Crown Prince of Abbadon, has been ordered by his siblings, Beezle and Gabriel, to go to the neighboring, unfriendly kingdom of Gaia and wed their Crown Prince, sight unseen. He is to take his cousin, Anathema, and leave the very next day. To say he's resentful of this development would be a massive understatement.
Aziraphale Eastgate, Crown Prince of Gaia, has received a similar edict from his father, King Derek: He is to wed the Prince of Abbadon - sight unseen - in ten days. There is no way he could ever accept the idea of marriage to a barbarian from Abbadon. The very idea is preposterous. His heart is full of resentment, fury, and betrayal when he attempts to run away.
How long will the resentment in the hearts of these two princes last once they meet?
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Howl’s Chatfic Chaos by Ventilover09
Fandoms: Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle, Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types
03 Nov 2025
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A chatfic for Howl’s Moving Castle Characters
Remember that one time your friend thought of it as a good idea to give all Howl’s Moving Castle Characters Phones to text?
Well, there’s a slight new problem…
- Language:
- English
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- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 15
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What remains with us by wahoo666
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Nov 2025
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Four years ago, Aziraphale left everything behind and went to live in his parent's farm, to look after his mother, who has a terminal illness.
Now, with the decline of his mother's health, it became impossible to tend to the farm and provide good care for her, so Aziraphale and his father agreed to hire a farmhand to help keep things under control.Crowley was kicked out of his boyfriend's house and saw himself in need to ask for help of an old friend of his - Madam Tracy, who is now living in a charming little cottage on the country side. In desperate need of a job, he decides to put his gardening skills to good use and try to avoid the animal aspect of being a farmhand as much as possible.
Will they have some space to heal, to grief, to support each other?
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The story follows Aziraphale's POV, unless otherwise specified.I'll change the tags as the story progresses.
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The gardener of lost stars by NGK_RedKite
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Nov 2025
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The premise was simple. Hunt the rogue Xenomorph.
The problem? The Xenomorph in question is a gentle gardener who talks to his plants, and the Predator sent to kill him is a bookish scholar who would rather be taking notes. -
[Podfic] Faster Than a Speeding Bentley by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Nov 2025
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A mysterious explosion. An intrepid reporter who asks too many questions. A bite from a small, seemingly innocuous garter snake. You know the drill.
But Anthony J. Crowley soon finds out that being a superhero isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Sure, there are benefits: being able to slither up the sides of buildings, doing really weird things with his tongue, the occasional lucrative stock tip from a grateful rescuee, and gloating over the fact that a simple pair of sunglasses is an apparently impenetrable disguise. On the other hand, there’s the sheer indignity of spandex, a succession of increasingly terrible monikers, and the fact that he keeps making a fool of himself in front of the love of his life, who, for some reason, seems to keep getting kidnapped. And to add insult to injury, said love of his life might just be in love with his alter ego.
It isn’t easy being The Serpent.
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You can now listen to the finished pod in one piece on PocketCasts.
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Sweet Temptations by levele3
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Nov 2025
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Crowley is the owner and chief baker at a new cafe in Soho, Sweet Temptations. Aziraphale is a food critic who writes under a pseudonym and is often sited as being harsh and catty in his reviews.
"Restaurants, cafés, bistros, and even pubs often lived or died by Fell’s say so. The man who had once written a scathing review that included the phrase “you have nothing of culinary value,” had written a review of Crowley’s café."
*WARNING* do not read this fic on an empty stomach, gratuitous descriptions of food contained with in.
Take care of yourselves!Series
- Part 6 of Ineffable Meet-cutes
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Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Felton are rival Air Racers - professional pilots who race bi-planes for sport. In the world they live in, Air Racing is everything. Success can bring money, fame, power and a level of celebrity stardom unparallel in any other profession. As such, the stakes are high and free will is something they can only dream of.
This is a tale of love and loss, lies and manipulation, where even the most complex lives barely scratch the surface of the twisting truth beneath.
The story gets hairy in places - heavy angst, some violence, drug use, betrayal, bereavement, manipulation - but the truth will out and our heroes will get their happy ending.
Updates on most Sundays.
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In the sleepy community of Taddersfield, Mr Aziraphale Eastgate esq. is busy running his sheep farm and nursing a broken heart.
Anthony Crowley has just lost everything, but might be able to find a place for himself as a shepherd on Mr Eastgate's farm.
However, a wave of land enclosures are sweeping the countryside. Land owners and workers find themselves on opposite sides of a conflict that could tear the community, and Aziraphale and Crowley's new relationship, apart.
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The enemy in my proximity by Deichselschwein
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
01 Nov 2025
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What happens when you continue to bump into the spite of your lives and every encounter increases the hatred you feel for each other?
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Tags will be added as I go.Since I have a lot going on at the moment no publishing dates will be set. I can just promise you I will keep it updated and will see the story through.
No Beta. English is not my first language.
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Give Me More (Foah Yah Dollah) by MxMaxZephyrus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Oct 2025
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“If you can't stand up for something good in your life, then what's the purpose of life?” - Arthur T Demoulas
Just two London transplants, living day to day in Boston, paths not quite crossing. Aziraphale works for the family business, beloved New England regional grocery chain, ‘Picnic Basket.’ Crowley works for international grocery conglomerate (and vulture capitalists), ‘The Ligur Group’ - looking to buy them out. Their worlds crash together (literally) when they become entangled with each other at the same time Picnic Basket is going through an internal family upheaval and an attempted hostile takeover from Ligur Group. Then the ousted Picnic Basket CEO goes missing and Crowley’s boss is somehow involved. Misunderstandings multiply, too many people get involved in everyone else’s business, and unholy amounts of alcohol are consumed. How will this unlikely duo save the future of affordable groceries, will they realize they are in love, and how many terrible Boston jokes can I fit in this? -
Come away human child to the water and the wild by NYX (ciper)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2025
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When Aziraphale, the young child of the local priest, runs away from home, he stumbles across a whimsical urchin. Making a new friend, he embarks on a life-changing journey into the land of Fae. Could his impulsive need to find safety, without goal or plan, lead him to life with a newfound family? Can his new friend help Aziraphale navigate the complex culture of the Fae Folk
posting weekly on fan fic friday
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All At Sea by Searching_for_Sarah_Tonin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2025
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It had seemed like such a good idea at the time, just what he needed after the worst year of his teaching career. Well, maybe not the worst; that dubious honor belonged to the 20-21 academic year. But 23-24 had been a close second. So when the M-Live news blurb disrupted his doom-scrolling, Az threw caution to the wind and applied to be a summer volunteer keeper at the White Shoal Lighthouse.
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The Right Bus by Tigerseye67
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2025
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Crowley sees a man on the bus and has an instant crush. He searches for the man for months without finding him.
Will he ever find the man on the bus?
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Conversion by HolRose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2025
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It is 1941, during the Blitz. Aziraphale and Crowley share their first, tremulous kiss, and are then abruptly separated. Crowley thinks he knows why, and is both angry and disappointed. But what has happened to Aziraphale is a secret he doesn’t get to hear until a new century is in its teens, and they are both facing the threat of Armageddon.
A canon divergent AU. A story of the steadfastness of true love under duress.
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The Tree of Life by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
29 Oct 2025
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A bookish shopkeeper. A chaotic botanist. A tour for children that turns into something far more unexpected.
Aziraphale Fell is perfectly content in his quiet Soho bookshop, surrounded by rare volumes. But when his overbearing brother accuses him (again) of never leaving the house, Aziraphale rashly signs up for a guided educational tour at Kew Gardens — proof, he thinks, that he’s perfectly capable of doing “normal, outdoor things.”
What he doesn’t realize, until it’s far too late, is that he’s accidentally enrolled on a children’s tour. Complete with sock puppets, seed-planting, and a tall, exasperating scientist named Crowley who somehow manages to make evolutionary biology sound like seduction.
Dr. Anthony J. Crowley would much rather be in the lab cataloguing extinct ferns, but thanks to budget cuts and a certain pushy colleague, he’s stuck entertaining school groups with talking tree roots. The last thing he expects is a fussy, overdressed man loitering among the toddlers — or how quickly said man gets under his skin.
A gentle slow-burn romance about spite-based outings, the magic of moss, and how sometimes, growth happens where you least expect it.
Updates Wednesdays.