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Heal My Heart - An ASOUE Fanfic by Brooklyn_MacShannon
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
03 Nov 2025
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❝𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓴𝓪𝔂
𝓘'𝓶 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓸𝓴𝓪𝔂
𝓞𝓴𝓪𝔂, 𝓘 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓲𝓽❞
Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/56unIAvexTUSQnpiEJA2ow?si=939e374183174709&pt=4b5eb53e882f956714f49dc5aff1bc8f
Begins with the Austere Academy. Based on the books except for when I thought a show scene would work better. Everything that happened in the first four books is fully canonical except for Madeline's existence and that Olaf tried to marry her rather than Violet.
Madeline Baudelaire is the younger sister of Violet Baudelaire and the older sister of Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. I only own Madeline. -
No Good Deed by Dearest_Solitude
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
03 Oct 2025
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Ambushed on her first mission as a volunteer, Violet Baudelaire wakes up in a strange cabin to a man who already knows her name.
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- Part 1 of Good Series
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“Wise words by wise men write wise deeds in wise pen” by LemonadeSnickers13
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
05 Aug 2025
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Life was relatively normal for you, as normal as it can be for any normal teenage girl that was orphaned under mysterious circumstances at a young age and sent to the austere academy that was Prufrock Preparatory School. Or at least, it was normal until the Baudelaire orphans came along and brought count Olaf with them, the guy who made his way into your life worse than the Spanish conquistadors.
Where will your unsavory encounter lead to? Will it be more misery, or maybe redemption? And if so, for who?
(A.S.O.U.E. belongs to Daniel Handler and I make no claim to his work or his characters, besides the main one that I have created for the purpose of a reader insert and that isn't his)
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Quigley's Quagmire by OutlawVolunteer
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
02 Mar 2025
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When a family reunion turns into a talk about figurative fires, Quigley is intrigued. He tries to find out more, but a literal fire thwarts him, and his mother helps him down a ladder through a trap door. After a long, tense wait, he decides to investigate, but the trap door won't budge. All alone, there's only one thing he can do: find a way out and reunite with his family.
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Twisted Temptations by mad4marvelxdisney
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
19 Feb 2025
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Elliot’s lost a lot because of the schism: his job, his family… all because of VFD. Who wouldn’t jump at the chance for vengeance?
Even if it comes at a cost… something the Baudelaire orphans are about to discover.
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A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Staunch Search (Reader x Duncan Quagmire) by Scarlet_Lumier
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), ASOUE
10 Dec 2024
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Dear Reader,
After 9 years since it was known that the Baudelaire orphans have left the island, I have finally found sufficient evidence of the events the transpired afterwards.
If by chance you have been quite unlucky these past few days, then I regret to inform you that today is another unlucky day for you. If you have thought that the terrible tales about the lives of the Baudelaire orphans were already finished, I suggest you continue living on with that belief. It would be best to find another book to read in order to spare yourself from the misery and despair that awaits you upon further progression into this book's contents.
Surely there must something more preferable than reading about what happened to the two sets of well-known orphans, a former hotel manager, a vague trail of sightings, scrumptious carrot cake, and other unpleasant details you certainly would not be interested in.
With all due respect,
Scarlet L. -
Sins Of A Mother by Slimy_Vidiot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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Klaus Snicket is a 13 year old boy who lives with his mother: Kit Snicket in a carnival in the hinterlands. His life isn’t the best and he doesn’t know if it’ll ever get better, but he’s pretty happy nonetheless. He’s woken up by his mother announcing to him that she has to leave to retrieve something and that she’ll be back soon. His life will turn all upside down when he not only meets Olivia Caliban but also a duo of unfortunate sisters who are not only on the run from the authorities but also a wicked vile man named: Count Olaf who just so happens to also be at the carnival.
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Bad Timing, Worst Place by Fighting4Fandoms
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
16 Sep 2024
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The Snicket siblings undergo a dangerous operation to get back one of the volunteers from an even more dangerous pair of arsonists. Surely, the storm will clear eventually... right?
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Violet in Olafland by scintilla_ofguilt
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
29 Jul 2024
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This is a finished work, consisting of 101,000 words. I will upload it on a schedule.
It picks up after the end of the main story, which here means that the characters are aged up by about a decade. I wish I could come up with something fantastical, but I just wrote that they lived happily ever after! Just kidding. Violet continues her career as a VFD agent, and is recruited to capture and kill Count Olaf. This scheme goes horribly wrong, and she finds herself questioning everything as she is drawn into a plot that involves a man she thought she should hate forever but he is so manipulative she realizes she can never escape. Dual schemes come into conflict. This is a slutty dark romance, and someone dies at the end. -
chewing on pearls by werplastic
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
12 Jul 2024
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An alliance with Olaf always meant taking risks beyond Esmé could predict. This time, and she vowed it’d be the last, their partnership escalated and Esmé could’ve sworn the past flames they shared would be her doom.
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- Part 5 of With Love and Squalor
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Be Quiet Baudelaire! by Slimy_Vidiot
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
29 Jul 2023
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What if Klaus got kidnapped instead of Sunny during TCC-TSS, What if Klaus just stopped talking cause whenever he went to open his mouth all he could do was scream for his sisters who were toppling down Mount Fraught
Or what if I made Klaus go through a even harder time cause tbh he didn’t go through as much shit as Violet & Sunny did, and I just wanna give my boy more ✨ trauma ✨
Edit: Someone pointed out to me that I used the wrong saying! I meant a Vow of silence, Not a Value of silence! Sorry to anyone that got a bit confused… lol
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The Pseudo-Psychiatrist by DogWhisperer2002
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
19 Jun 2023
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayAfter Isadora has attempted suicide,
She and Duncan must be rescued by people inside
Livie loses her job, but remains Jacques’ protegee*
You must not know if Dr. Snicket outs her familyJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.*“Protegée” is pronounced without the diacritical mark to rhyme with “family”.
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- Part 4 of A Series of Traumatic Events
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In Which the Baudelaires and Quagmires Get An Actual Competent Guardian by Lupin_and_Tonks_Forever
Fandoms: Iron Fist (TV), Daredevil (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Sherlock (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), Kingsman (Movies), Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Alex Rider (TV 2020)
13 Sep 2022
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Just like the title says, the Baudelaires and Quagmires get an actual competent guardian. As anyone familiar with my work could tell you this fic is a wild ride. This fic is a mix of the books and the tv shows for both A Series of Unfortunate Events and Alex Rider.
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The Fatal Fungus by DogWhisperer2002
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
24 May 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayThe Quagmire triplets are about to live with Liv and Jacques
Before that can happen, however, they’re in for a shock
Duncan and Isadora must not know how grandpa died
I beg you, don’t watch what happens to them to turn this tideJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.Series
- Part 7 of A Series of Traumatic Events
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The Disgraced Director by DogWhisperer2002
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Invention of Hugo Cabret - Brian Selznick
19 Mar 2022
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Look away, look away
Look away, look away
This show will wreck your evening, your whole life, and your day
Every single episode is nothing but dismay,
So look away
Look away, look awayThe Baudelaires go meet their French cousin Hugo Cabret
They must help Rhaldeline just to see another day
His family comes up with a revenge plot that backfires
This show shouldn’t be allowed, it’s getting far too direJust look away,
Look away—
There's nothing but horror and inconvenience on the way
Ask any stable person, "Should I watch?" and they will say: Look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.
Look away, look away.Series
- Part 5 of A Series of Traumatic Events
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,048
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Hits:
- 134
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there's no day off for heroes by lavenderheartss
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
23 Feb 2022
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Violet's life has never been normal. Her parents were always away on business trips and discussing their poorly hidden secrets. Then, one day, everything went downhill. Her house burned down with her parents inside, she and her siblings were sent to live with their aunt, she got bite by a spider, got superpowers, fought VFD, and is now working with THE Jacques Snicket, aka Ironman.
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An ASOUE Spider-Man AU lmao sorry I suck at summaries.
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The Slippery Slope by WrongLeverKronk
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV)
05 Jan 2021
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“Your worst enemies are on top of that mountain, and I’m right here...” Esmé called out into the burned remains of the VFD headquarters, “and dressed to kill.” Quigley crouched under the cluttered table and quickly put on his fencing mask.
(Or: When Esmé comes to the headquarters in search of her sugar bowl and the volunteers in The Slippery Slope, she catches Quigley and leaves with him instead of falling in a hot tub)
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Surrival by Username666
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), The Baby-Sitters Club (TV 2020), Baby-Sitters Club - Ann M. Martin
20 Dec 2020
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Violet Baudelaire and her siblings have returned from the Costal Shelf, the wicked side wants to murder Violet. For her safety she is sent to live with her Mother's brother, in a small town called Stoneybroke.
And then she hears from the one person she thought she'd never hear from again,
the love of her life, Quigley Quagmire.Will she chose to be safe, or will she get caught up in the war of VFD?
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Nothing Good Starts In A Getaway Car by vanderlindemorgan
Fandoms: A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket
28 Jul 2020
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After the trial is revealed to be rigged, Violet Baudelaire becomes separated from her siblings in the Hotel Denouement fire, and she soon realises the only way to escape is with Count Olaf in his car.
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What if someone else was in the Baudelaires life? Someone who completely threw everything off track just by being an observer?