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The Fateful Reunion With The Dead by YourBelovedFriendMagolor
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
21 May 2025
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Kirby wakes up in a black void, its darkness never ending, its eerie vibe never stopping. He ventures out into the never ending void for what feels like an eternity.
As he walked, he meets some old, familiar enemies along the way. Is it possible that he can change them? He wants to give it a try...This is a reunion, adventure, redemption, and angst fanfiction. Focusing on how Joronia (sectonia), Pres. Haltmann, and Zero will handle trying to change. It mostly includes adventures and how they'll get revived.
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- Part 2 of Kirby and Friends' Adventures!
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The Haltmann ship has flown for years, only briefly stopping to ruin a planet or two before moving onto the next, seeking eternal grown and profits. Most of the Crew have been lost, not to mention all the things you lost along the way. But after some time, something changes, you get moved to a new job, assistant to the executive secretary, and God, was it the worst thing to happen to you.
She's an enigma, no resume, no experience, but pure unfiltered billiance, but she's belligerent, always ordering you around, having you do grunt work to no end, and despite the months of working closely together, you two never eclipse past an icy relationship. That is, until you find out about her overstepping the rules, and now, you have a bargainning chip.(This fic is just edgy self indulgence, but hey, gotta have fun somehow + idk how to write romance i just think she's cool. Prepare for this to be massively out of character, I did not review this before posting)
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Kirby - The Astral Reiteration (FOLTERKAMMER) by george228732
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
23 Mar 2025
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A story should start at the beginning, but here, it's not that simple.
Time and space always converge in ways that are out of our or anyone's control, yet the helpless attempt to avoid fate will always prevail, so many will fight their best to get their wishes granted to try and prevail in the upcoming future.
Just another chapter in the novel of reality.
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- Part 1 of Astral Reiteration - Clockwork Pattern
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Star Dream didn't compute emotions.
It didn't have any issues identifying reactions: it knew president Haltmann felt anger when his skin turned red, or happy when he laughed. His daughter, Susanna, rubbed her palms when she was excited about something or when she was up to some mischief. However why the two felt one way or another, it was an issue something unfeeling like Star Dream couldn't grasp entirely. Sometimes, the cause didn't match the consequence. Sometimes, there didn't seem to be any trigger at all.
In any case, feelings often threw a wrench unpredictably in its hypotheses.
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(her) NOT FOUND. HAVE YOU TRIED (caring = False)?
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Mecha-Knight was programmed by the Mother Computer to be the best sword fighting robot ever.
He was made to be more then what meets the eyes.
But despite his programming telling him that he is indeed 100% a robot,
There was this voice who keeps telling him that this is not the real him.
Well, he’s not gonna let the voice that he deems a glitch interferes with Haltmann’s plans of world domination.
Especially Kirby.
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- Part 5 of My Kirby Fanfics 2.0
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The Christmas War - A SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis Fanwork by TheChristmasWar_SG
Fandoms: SiIvagunner | GiIvasunner (Web Series)
09 Dec 2024
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This is a retelling of the SiIvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis, but from the point of view of the outside world if the events occurred in real life, as well as from a bit of a historical perspective. How would the world’s people react as the Voice quests to control the Earth?
This story was originally written by me and shared on the SiIvaGunner Discord server on a Google Doc. I wanted to move it here as to give it a more permanent home rather having to post the same link over and over again.
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He just wanted the pain to end - but not like this.
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The Romance That Blossomed From an Invasion (A KirbySusie Fanfiction) by EventGamer10
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
10 Nov 2024
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An import of the Kirby x Susie fanfiction with the same name, made by BrandonGreen76 on Fanfiction.net.
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- Part 3 of EventGamer's Kirby x Susie
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Here are some Star Allies reports, brought to you by Susie and Silvis!
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- Part 2 of Star Allied Chaos
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Susie has a terrifying nightmare. This nightmare is about her father miraculously coming back to life, but he's extremely angry with her for being responsible for his death. With a huge amount of resentment inside him, he attempts to get revenge, and it makes her absolutely frightened.
When she wakes up, she feels a sense of relief that it wasn't real, but she also whimpers about having such a nightmare to begin with.
It's okay, though. Her two best friends are around to comfort her.
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Galacta Knight finds himself miraculously released from his crystal prison. He soon finds out that he has been summoned yet again, but this time it is not through Nova.
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Dreamland High AU by arfy_scarfy
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
20 Aug 2024
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A new town means a new start, and Kirby couldn't be more excited! Any opportunity to make new friends is an opportunity he simply must take!
Join Kirby and his newfound friends through the perilous journey of love, heartbreak, happiness and anguish... Or as we call it, high school.
Dreamland's chaotic shenanigans meet high school drama... what could go wrong?
NOW FEATURING BONUS SKETCHES!! (will slowly be adding more)
[on hiatus]
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When Secretary Susie attempts to treat a minor papercut, she witnesses something she was never supposed to see—perhaps never learn.
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5 times where starting over could be possible +1 where it's already the case by Baozah
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
26 Jun 2024
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Kirby was called back to the GSA to help a "difficult case", that case being a child. After going to planet Popstar to train Meta, the knight didn't expect to find people he could call his family.
(Swap AU)
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Kirby just had a wonderful day with his friends and is about to end it with a calming stroll through the evening
…..So why does he feel so sad?
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If Only All Dreams Could Come True (mini knightmare 4) by SortaNonymous
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
22 Mar 2024
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The night after seemingly experiencing the worst tragedy he could possibly imagine, Max Haltmann is suddenly back in his normal world for a moment so beautiful, it's a dream come true!
A dream come true...
A dream...
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It hurts. A girl sees a comet. they become "friends". But what adventures and temptations will they expirience toghether?
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- Part 2 of Julicati's Kirby adventure time.
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hai guys i wrote a haltmann/rader fic as a kind of sequel to the dedede dating simulator bc i dont feel like coding another game to make a haltmann dating sim so take this haltmann x reader fic instead
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Meta Knightmare III: The Later Roller Coaster by SortaNonymous
Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)
31 Dec 2023
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Now the story of a team of heroes well into their prime, and the namesake who had no choice but to lead them through the humbling crises to come.
(Basically [the outline of] an odd reimagining of even more Kirby games from the perspective of Meta Knight and his messed-up crew)
Now complete! The fourquel, The Unforgettable Star-Studded Finale, is also complete!
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