13 Works in Mentioned Mac (Date Everything!)

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    (A part two of "Can't we bend the rules?", though reading the first fic isin't required to understand this one! I would recommend it, however. I will post a 2nd chapter if this gets enough attention, so if you like this please let me know!)

    When Parker finally rolls for love with the homeowner, Chance knows he should be thrilled for him. Instead he finds himself dizzy with hurt.

    When he sees the dice land on love, Parker is ecstatic. That is, until he wakes up the next morning and feels nothing but guilt. Why won't Chance talk to him?

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    …Are you really about to do this?

    You shift the weight of your head over into one hand, freeing the other to drop down and pinch the small glass between two fingers. You don't realize that you're shaking until you notice the ripples in the liquid as you begin to lift it.

    You immediately set it back down on the bar with a heavy sigh.

    - - -

    You've had one too many no-good, very bad days, so you're headed to the Breaker Box with one goal in mind: drown it all out with a stiff drink, decade of sobriety be damned.

    Eddie and Volt do their best to help you reconsider.

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    Timothy Timepiece, is a very timely cat—never late, never early. He is proud of what he does, but the human doesn't seem to react well to his efforts. Even so, he will always do his best for his master, even if he doesn't understand why his master is the way they are.

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    "Oh, Luke darling, what a surprise!" Barry clasped his hands together, a comforting smile on his face. "What brings you here to my humble beauty salon?"

    Thinking about it now, the stylist never remembered Luke visiting the upstairs bathroom, let alone visit him personally. Or it could just be his scatterbrained self talking. Who knows? Either way, it's always pleasant meeting the other objects in the house!

    "Didn't I just say I need— Never mind!" Luke shook his head, preparing himself to make an unprecedented request— no COMMAND. So unprecedented, in fact, that the Holy Doctrine might as well call this whole embarrassing ordeal blasphemy. "I, erm, want to recruit you as my idol group's makeup artist and stylist. For a righteous cause, of course."

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    Luke realizes that - in order to become true idols and to protect the Honmoon from the Swarmers - he must recruit a makeup artist and stylist for "WE ARE GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH (Name Pending)". Realistically, there's only one object who is capable of doing so, and that's the beauty supplies.

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    These are The Hanks Oneshots!! Cuz' I love them

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    Johnny tries to advance Jean and his sexual relationship further, and the crapper (cool rapper) has to awkwardly set some boundaries.

     

    (This just a short drabble I wrote that I’d thought would be cute)

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    Hector has a little “problem” in the middle of the night and accidentally heats up the whole house. If only you could activate your dateviators and politely ask him to lower the air, but they’re still charging on your nightstand.. Might as well edge the thermostat, that seems to work

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    After a tiring day at your Valdivian job, Betty helps comfort you.

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    In which, Parker finds a new rpg board game and wants to show it to Chance.

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    You meet Tony in the breaker box closet working on a special project just for you. Turns out he cares more than he’d like to admit, and he shows you just how much. ;)

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    (Please mind the tags)

    It's been almost a year since you got rid of the dateviators and released your furniture into the real world. You started a new life in the city with new friends and a fun coworker who invites you to go clubbing one night, but you come across some old faces in the new bar. There's Dorian, the ever dramatic Scandalabra, and your favorite breaker box duo, Eddie and Volt. Good thing they were there too, since not all faces in the club are friendly with good intentions...

    (basically just wanted to write something where the realized scandalabra has both his versions in the real world bahaha)

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    Your bed is lonely tonight, so its only natural that she tries to find company right?
    but her company might just be a little... too friendly?

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    After a long day at your desk, you push yourself to make it to that night's show at the Breaker Box. You try to push aside your soreness and exhaustion, but it doesn't escape the notice of the club's co-owners.
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    Basically, you're stubborn about catching the show but Eddie and Volt are having precisely none of your shit.

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