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    The year is Nineteen-Seventy-Go-Fuck-Yourself and the O.S.I. has Agent Bobbi St. Simone tight in its clutches. Whenever there’s a pot to be honeyed or a camera to be fooled, she’s on the job. But when she's called to infiltrate Dr. Z's massive underwater casino, she finds herself fitted with a wire, barrelled into a submersible, and assigned a handler with killer fashion sense and absolutely zero field experience. With the brass firmly pissed off at her partner for reasons Bobbi cannot begin to discern, she has thirty-six hours to secure some choice villainous intel and find a way to connect with said partner, or this first field mission might also prove to be the last for rookie Lieutenant Hunter Gathers.

    Take my hand. We are doing Venture Bros grandma yuri.

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    As surely as heliocentric theories will eventually overcome the small minded public that insists upon our little rock's importance to the vastness of the stars, I will follow Dr. John Watson wherever he goes. I defy the cosmos themselves to prove otherwise.
    There, it is written and admitted: forgive my trespass.

    For Sherlock Holmes, the shape of a man is defined by the untruths he tells and the secrets with which he ties his hands.

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    Oh look, it's time for your annual review. The problem? The auditor is your harshest critic: they know all your flaws, your vulnerabilities, your secrets— even your passwords. They wear your face and live inside your head, rent-free. To survive this round, you'll have to fight them on their own terms.

    A surreal psychodrama / self-narrative borrowing Disco Elysium's mechanics as an introspection tool. Expect monsters, poetry, humor, weirdness, and a little hope.

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    Durch das Wasser des Sees schienen Lichter zu tanzen. Abrupt bewegten sich grellweiß schimmernde Lichtkegel in alle Richtungen und erleuchteten damit mal das nördliche, mal eines der seitlichen Ufer.
    Marie musste zweimal hinsehen. Sie träumte doch nicht etwa? Von den vielen Erzählungen der etwas Älteren, die sich noch erinnerten, als der See
    jede Nacht so hell erleuchtet gewesen war?

    Ein merkwürdiger Postbote taucht im kleinen Ort am See auf. Ein seit Jahren leer stehendes altes Bauernhaus wird angezündet. Eine alte Dame erleidet einen Herzanfall. Mitten in der Nacht leuchtet der See taghell. Marie entdeckt einen Zusammenhang zwischen diesen Ereignissen, der besonderen Geschichte des Ortes und der dunklen Vergangenheit eines seiner früheren Bewohner - und gerät prompt ins Kreuzfeuer von Ganoven.

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    A letter. A closed door. A sudden absence. In a cabin in the woods, a man obsesses over his wife.

    Title from Julee Cruise's "Questions in a World of Blue".

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    Lubiła tańczyć, pełna radości tak.
    (Wrzucam lesbijki w literaturę polską, bo lubię to robić, a podmiot liryczny w wierszu Tetmajera mnie irytuje.)

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    He wishes briefly to be young enough still that He could do something as childish as roll His eyes or stomp a foot without making a fool of Himself. You’ve a role to play, His mother says more and more lately, as if He doesn’t wish it were all different—as if He could wake up and be just another body, confused and glorious with mundanity.

    Steadying the useless, hobbled stem of the cup, He relieves Himself of the empty and gives His mother a flat look through His lashes.

    She smiles and pets His cheek. “Go speak with the kitchen, would you?”

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    Joan Ferguson, the formidable Governor of Wentworth Correctional Centre, meets a seemingly fragile new inmate who bears an untold secret. They bond, having experienced similar childhood traumas, and Joan protects the inmate while mentoring her on prison survival. The prisoner gradually learns far more, however, about the life and mind of her charming protector.

    [Inmate Point of View: A tale recalling experiences with Governor Ferguson, in the style of Dr. John Watson’s remembrance of his adventures with Sherlock Holmes]

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    Obeying Gilgamesh's desires, the attendants welcomed Enkidu as an honored guest. They bathed him, anointed him with oils, and dressed him in fine robes and jewelry as the king commanded, but they did not prepare Enkidu a place to sleep.

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    Baron Junta finds an injured man on his lands and claims him as his own.

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    A young man with an overactive imagination wishes for gothic adventure, but finds only gay panic.

    Northanger Abbey rewrite in male slash mode, with Bilbo Baggins as protagonist.

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    15/?
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    The once-princess Pat flees King Cole's destruction of her arboreal homeworld in a bioengineered ship of her own design, pursued across the stars by Captain Jack, his crew, and his three mysterious soldiers.

    (Once Upon a Time in Space retelling of The Princess Pat and Jack and His Golden Snuffbox)

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    It’s a game.​​

    There. Are. No. Fucking. Rules.​​

    It’s fun!​​

    Boar on the floor! Boar on the floor!​​

    Oink for your sausages, piggies. Oink!​​

    Eat up, piggies!

    A pair of ranch pigs crawl through a muddy sty and eat slop. (Quebec, Canada, early 1950s, colorized)

    Or, an adolescent Ewan and Logan play Boar on the Floor; a mixed media drawing.

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    Da Qing sauntered over with the air of a fond uncle and perched on the table next to Guo Changcheng. “Xiao Guo, you’re a good kid. I’m going to do you a favour, and this favour involves you doing a small task.”

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    “You’re a wizard, Potter.” Draco Malfoy’s blunt proclamation doesn’t have the charm it might have, had the same sentiment been uttered by a friendly half-giant. Still, those words kickstart 24-year-old Harry Potter’s magical adventures.

    In this AU, Dumbledore died before Harry was old enough to attend Hogwarts. So, Harry Potter lives among muggles for his entire childhood.

    Harry’s life as a young adult changes abruptly when Sirius Black makes an unbelievable escape from Azkaban. The ensuing press coverage inspires the Malfoy family to track down Harry Potter and offer their informal sponsorship. Harry Potter must quickly figure out his place in the exhilerating, mistifying, terrifying magical world.

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    W maju przyjechały do miasta Aneta i Lea, a los ich miał wkrótce spleść się z moim w epizodzie krótkim, lecz znaczącym.

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    What's a colorblind teenage dirtbag to do when he's torn between his vampire girlfriend and his werewolf bestie? Caught in the middle of a supernatural war and still being hunted by a sadistic vampire bent on revenge, Beau Swan must find his place amid wacky werewolf romance magic, cursed camping trips, and a looming appointment with his girlfriend's mom's mouth—and somehow graduate high school!

    You've heard of Life and Death, the gender/sex-swapped retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. You stuck with us through Euphoria and Agony, our unauthorized New Moon-era sequel. Now get ready for Warfare and Peace, a Beau POV retelling of Eclipse written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)

     

    Warfare and Peace is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!

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    14/?
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    19
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    One vampire's totally unbiased account of werewolves, love triangles, superpowered interspecies battles, and a totally normal night in a totally normal tent.

    You've heard of Midnight Sun, the Edward-POV retelling of Twilight written by bestselling author Stephenie Meyer. You stuck with us through Dark Noon our unauthorized New Moon-era sequel. Now get ready for Corona Light, an Edward POV retelling of Eclipse written by some internet randos (podcast hosts G and Shannon of Three Books One Plot!)

     

    Corona Light is a project of the Three Books One Plot podcast. New excerpts posted every other Monday!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    ...With apologies to John Keats.

    This pastiche of Ode on a Grecian Urn was created for the Sword Logic zine.

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    Cogito Ergo Morimini

    One of four pieces for the Sword Logic zine! This poem is a pastiche loosely based on "The Mouse's Tail" by Lewis Carroll.

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    English
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    82
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