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Some cosmically improbable conversations between Dirk, his Bro, and his lusus.
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Now chatting with a live representative.
TT: hey, babygirl. you can call me bro. i'll be taking care of you this evening.
TT: you got some tenacity, hacking straight into my network.
TT: i'm not charging for this, i'm too invested in the story.Jade finds credentials to hack Bro's network in the source code for one of his ironically-run websites. It lands her right in a live sex chat. Might as well take advantage of it, right?
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- Part 1 of > _
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bookmarked from my subscription list
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Dirk and Equius are obviously into each other, but Dirk's method of seduction is too slow for Hal's taste. Hal wants to get in the middle of that sandwich, and it's been so long since he's had an excuse to manipulate Dirk.
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Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.
(Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)
[This is a completed story. It's told entirely through pesterlogs, so any action happens offscreen. For this reason, I'm choosing to maintain the "Teen and Up" rating. If you are a younger teenager, you may find some of the subject matter upsetting or disturbing. Please proceed with caution. If something makes you uncomfortable, feel free to skip to a happier chapter or stop reading entirely. Trigger warnings will be included at the beginning of individual chapters to help you make informed decisions.]
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TT2: Nobody inquired of your opinion, Roxy.
TG: nobody gives a fuck of your opinion on my opinion mom
TG2: tsssshhhh lalonde you just got roasted like a pretentious hipsters overly complicated coffee by your own daughter
TT: Can we please, for the love of all things ironic, focus.-
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cute!!
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"Ninety-two days, seven hours, nine minutes, and fourteen seconds ago, you admitted you were gay."
After finally coming to accept his sexuality and hooking the most eligible bachelor on the meteor, Dave can't help but feel like there's still something missing. Eventually, she finds it.
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this is so good
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Legendtrapped Beta by Kinrah
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Homestuck
08 Aug 2020
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76 legendary and mythical Pokemon play a game.
This was later unanimously agreed to have been a bad idea, since just as they weren't prepared for what the game would ask of them, the game itself was hideously unprepared for 76 creatures with fantastic powers already who collectively got on about as well as a Pikachu on fire.
Rewrite of 'Legendtrapped Alpha', still mostly a chatfic, but with new and improved command-based narrative segments. Slight use of images. Some characters may not appear for some time.
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Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.
In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.
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death, thrice drawn by tboytavros
Fandoms: The Art of Pleasing Princes - Lee/Hornyak, Adamandi - Valentine Lee/Valentine Lee & Hornyak
15 Sep 2024
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A baronet stands in his bedroom. His name is Louis Rosemont, and today is the thirteenth of May, 2009. It just so happens to be a very important day for this young man's kingdom, as today marks the day of the wedding between the Princess, and the King's most trusted knight, Jason.
So this is how Louis spends his morning. He pours over waistcoats, his jewelry, trying to find something with the upmost presentability. Switching and swapping gold and gemmed rings like he was trying to figure out the combination of a lock. Unfortunately for Louis: He does not know that today, before the end of the wedding, the world will start ending.
That is, until a strange message advises him into snooping through an out of placed wedding gift meant for Jason and Maya. On the gift tag, a bright green logo of a house, with the same green on an over-the-top ribbon placed across white wrapping paper. Inside are a copy of a game, it's titled SBURB Beta, and the package is addressed to him personally.
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Sollux Captor, recently drafted into the Service of Her Imperious Condescension, discovers a secret community of Helmsmen hidden inside the Imperial communications network.
Meanwhile on Alternia, Karkat Vantas is up to his goddamn nook in revolution.
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- Part 2 of One of Our Submarines
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Three pesterlogs I wrote in an attempt to fill in some of the gaps in what we know about Dirk/Jake.
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TG: janeys makin some more weapons nd i wanted to talk to u
TG: bout some news i heard
TG: insert aprop # of winks n wonks here
TG: lts of em
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There really hasn’t ever been any romance in your life, and that’s, truly, okay. You’re fine with your life the way it is, most of the time. Usually. God tier stuff aside, you mean. Existential horror and loneliness aside, ha ha. Point is, you don’t feel the need to date anybody. Who would you even date?
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- Part 1 of Where Do We Go From Here?
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-- terminallyCapricious [TC] started trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
TC: so yeah hiIt's hard to believe his eyes at first. Karkat has seen Gamzee's handle lit up here and there in the last weeks -- often winking off a couple minutes after he goes online himself.
He's been okay with it, kind of, in not-really-okay, afraid-to-make-it-worse ways. He's not really feeling like he has digested the last meeting they had, like he has figured out what he thinks and is ready to tackle more. But for Mister If I Pretend It's Not Here It Will Go Poof Somehow to contact him first?
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- Part 7 of Covalent Bonds
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-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has opened memo on board Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts --
CG: I HAVE A NUMBER OF QUICK ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE BEFORE I GO CRASH IN MY PILE AND SLEEP THE GLORIOUS SLEEP OF THE UNDISTURBED. IF ANY OF YOU ASSHOLES ARE STILL AWAKE, SHUT UP.
CG: ITEM 0.
CG: HUMANS ARE THE BEST.
CG: I AM PROUD I CONTRIBUTED TO YOUR CREATION, HUMANS.Sequel to Awake at Night.
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- Part 2 of the family you choose
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Dave is horrendously bad at dirty-talk. Karkat accidentally isn't.
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Some funny NSFW roleplay
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The only secrets
we talked about
were all the fears
in all these years
we spent together.― Blonde Redhead, 'Loved Despite of Great Faults'
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PEAK SERIES I LOVE YHSI
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Roxy and Gamzee try to pale cyber. There are mixed results.
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Dave Strider, human, crash lands on Alternia after deciding to play a game with his good friend Rose.
Karkat Vantas, troll, finds a bleeding alien in his hive just as morning is breaking.
What ensues is the strangest rollercoaster of relationships and shenanigans that either of them have ever experienced.
Come on down and see some Dave on Alternia tomfoolery. More chapters on the way.
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Nice space travel bullshit
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Another meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45065508#cmt45065508
"Nepeta and Equius are discussing romantic entanglements and somehow it gets to who Equius finds acceptable for a matesprit for Nepeta. Of course the only type of person he would find acceptable for his dear moirail is for someone of a common hue of his own or higher, and, well, not many of the options are all that attractive to him.
Except Horuss.
Nepeta finds this outrageous and fights with Equius for a bit before she's willing to give him a chance.
Horuss is still a bit off since his break up with Rufioh but is willing to give it a shot.
Nepeta is the rogue of heart and steals his heart and she ends up liking him a whole lot more than she expected."
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