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    Alpha Rats Nest by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    14 Jul 2016

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    Dave and Karkat have a long overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).

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    Doomsday by

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    15 Nov 2023

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    At the moment the Handmaid's youngest self was leaping through the windows of Scratch's mansion, blissfully unaware of the futility of her actions, while her oldest self was fighting and dying against the Condesce.

    She was going to die. She accepted that, welcomed it. But that fury of rebellion from her youth, which Scratch had thought he had beaten out of her, remained. That part of her that demanded she throw chairs and raise her middle finger at any and all opportunity. It remained, nothing more than a spark, and now looking upon the last of her wayward cross-dimensional companions the Handmaid decided to indulge the urge in her final moments. The last clarion call, a final fuck you to her masters.

    She liked that.

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    Robots Have Feelings Too by

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    13 Sep 2023

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    University student Dirk Strider creates a phone application for a school project dedicated entirely to fucking with people. Users will think they're talking to a super-intelligent AI, but in reality, he's handling all the messages himself. So what if nobody's touched the abandoned application in months? There's no time like the present to resume this game of his. If only he could have prepared himself for the sort of guy he was going to meet on the other end.

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    I Think Therefore I AR by

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    11 Nov 2024

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    In which Dirk Striders Auto-Responder needs to put his indistinguishability to the test.

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    boreas by

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    30 Aug 2020

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    -- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

    TG: alright
    TG: here we go

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    We're All Friends & Family Here (And Frankly, We're Sick Of Your Shit) by for treeprince

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    30 Aug 2018

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    It's been about a year since the big Fast Forward, and sure, things on Earth C aren't perfect for everyone. But they're fine. Really. It's fine. Everything is super fuckin' swell, and that's that.

    It's not like one night is going to change anything.

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    • Bookmarked by Drowsy_Drakon

      01 Jun 2025

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    • Bookmarked by Pixel_Picasso

      27 Mar 2025

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      TG: roxy says they were always like this
      TG: jane says they were both nincompoops which from jane language translates to absolutely heinously idiotic assholes
      TT: Let's see. Who does that remind me of?
      TG: you and kanaya
      TT: You and Karkat!
      TG: you and kanaya were way worse
      TT: You used to routinely suffocate Karkat with your god tier cape because you were, in your own words, sparing us all from being subjected to the sound of him grating out even one more unnecessary ear splitting syllable.
      TG: you once asked me if i could stop time so you would never have to actually go to your date with kanaya because you decided the alchemiter was incapable of making anything fancy enough for a date but casual enough to seem chill with it and then argued with me about your overall chillness levels or rather LACK THEREOF until kanaya just walked in like sup rose
      TT: Oh god.

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      25 Mar 2025

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    why do they call it cabin when you cab in the woods of out eat hot the troll by , for Biouxp

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    27 Aug 2024

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    Oh. Oh shit. The guy—a troll, maybe in his mid-twenties, short and tired-looking—isn’t really what you had expected. You stare at him in silence, and he stares back, and oh god this is so awkward.

    “Motherfucker,” he says, breaking the uneasy silence. Somehow, despite the clear exhaustion written on his face, every single syllable overflows with venom. “Double-booked. Are you shitting me?”

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    >Dave: Become the Yoda of Gender Fuckery by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    24 Sep 2022

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    -- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 20:34 --
    EB: hey!
    TG: hey
    TG: whats up
    EB: can we talk?

    Or: Eg(g)bert finally cracks

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    let’s stay together by

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    07 Jan 2025

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    DAVE: can i tell you somethin crazy
    KARKAT: HOW CRAZY ARE WE TALKING HERE?
    DAVE: pretty fucKing crazy if you ask me
    DAVE: i just wanted to say you look JUST like my boyfriend
    DAVE: hes like the hottest guy ive ever seen so thats a pretty high compliment coming from me
    DAVE: you should meet him someday i can take you home with me, but he would get soooooo jealous seeing you cause youre such a cutie

    Huh? Is this some kind of joke? It’s not like Strider’s above that sort of thing, but on the other hand, he seems too far removed from his typical irony antics to just be joking.

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    miindgame2 by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    26 Apr 2012

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    sollux captor is great at computers and apathetically shitty at interpersonal relations. eridan ampora is a huge douche and it's usually on purpose. when they aren't deliberately antagonizing each other, they're ... uh... hold up, are they ever NOT deliberately antagonizing each other?

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    The Gods Have Horns by ,

    Fandom: Homestuck

    13 Apr 2025

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    Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.

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    Uniform Kink by

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    06 Sep 2012

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    CG: I'VE SPENT ALL AFTERMIDNIGHT PACING UP AND DOWN MY NEW BLOCK IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR. THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T YET PACED MY WAY TROUGH THE WHOLE SHIP IS THAT IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE FUCKING ERIDAN.
    CG: WHADDYA THINK OF A CAPE? DOUCHEY, RIGHT?
    CT: D--> I would most strenuously advise against it
    CT: D-->It would only obstruct the sharp lines guiding the eye to the waist of your e%quisitely tailored jacket
    CG: YEAH, I LIKE HOW THE JACKET CUTS SHORT RIGHT OVER THE TIGHTEST WHITE PANTS KNOWN TO TROLLKIND TOO. BE A SHAME TO HIDE THAT.
    CT: D--> That wasn't
    CT: D--> I mean
    CT: D--> I was merely admiring the craftsmanship
    CG: YEAH, THAT KIND OF SKILL IS WORTH BEING ADMIRED. I SWEAR TO FUCK THERE'S AN ASS-LIFTING TRICK SEWN RIGHT IN. BUTT-WONDERBRA. MY TUSH IS ALREADY PRETTY GOOD USUALLY BUT DEAR LORD, *I'D* DO ME.

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    This is a love song in my own way by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    14 May 2023

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    A collection of DoveKat pesterlogs and drabbles

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    Ersatz Abyss by for Striding_Feather

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    17 Apr 2021

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    You look into the mirror to find your own face looking back at you. You laugh. And then you cry. Last, you try and figure out how you got to this moment.

    The Auto-Responder had long since resigned himself to an artificial existence, his only dwindling hope for escape hinging on a promise that has yet to be fulfilled. Then one day he wakes up, Dirk nowhere to be found.

    What's the point in getting what you want, if you can't show off a little?

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    Karkat's Journey by

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    19 Dec 2015

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    "I do not begrudge you your power, just know that its abuse will bring your downfall."

    Karkat finally fully embraces his rightful duty to bring peace to his race, but even with the help of all his friends will he really end this successfully? Or will he end in failure like his ancestor?

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    Two Nights and an Air of Uncertainty by

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    08 Aug 2018

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    alt title: Three Awkward Teenagers Talk About Their Feelings (Or Don't)

    Dave isn't quite over John, his former crush. Neither is Karkat. John has a sexuality crisis that may or may not be related to Dave. The three of them try (and sometimes fail) to figure it out.

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    It Kinda Slipped, You Know? by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    16 Jun 2018

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    CG: HEY
    CG: IT HAS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST HEARD FROM YOU
    CG: I KNOW YOU'RE PRETTY BUSY AND STUFF
    CG: BUT I HOPE YOU CAN SPARE A LITTLE TIME FOR ME SINCE I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND

    {Told Through A Collection of Pesterlogs}

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    Belonging by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 Jul 2019

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you’ve just been rejected by John Egbert.

    John breaks Dave's heart and inadvertently sets off a chain of events that will alter a lifelong friendship forever.

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    Memo- FUCKING HANDS by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    06 Aug 2023

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    GT: I am so bloody tired of snake
    slander.
    GT: Everyone acts like they’re these horrid abomonations
    GT: But personally, I find them quite charming!

    TT: They don’t have arms thats the problem.

    GT: They don’t!?

    Dirk creates a memo at 5AM and so him, Jake, and Roxy have a conversation while sleep deprived. Shenanigans ensue.

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    timaeusTestified [TT] opened the memo on board THREESOME INCEST by

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    28 Nov 2023

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    Karkat is physically incapable of minding his own business and accidentally-on-purpose orchestrates a threesome.

    TG: theres no way
    TG: he can never ever know
    TG: if he ever found out i would literally die
    TG: do you remember spontaneous combustion
    TG: not like personally obviously
    TG: but that its a thing
    TG: well if dirk somehow found that out i would literally combust
    CG: I ALREADY TOLD HIM.

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