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Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally immigrating to Earth.
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Don't stop until eternity. And even then.
(Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)
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Don't stop until eternity. And even then.
(Davekat, meteor to can land to earth c and on. Happy anniversary.)
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From the meteor to Earth C, feat. Dave's internalized homophobia. Shmoopy.
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TG: do you like... like me
CG: NO!
TG: oh
CG: I MEAN
TG: ok youre right that actually really does not feel great
TG: haha wow that sucks a whole lot in fact
TG: ouch
CG: GOD
CG: I LIKE YOU.
TG: which is it really though
CG: I LIKE YOU! BUT IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE!
TG: god youre about to talk about quadrants arent you
CG: YES
TG: no
CG: YES
TG: no
CG: YES! LISTEN.
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GT: I am a spring chicken.
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Equius survives. Nepeta doesn’t. Karkat finds that deeply unsettling.
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TG: WHAT
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Seven years and Hal's still in between, the same fights since they were seventeen.
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And they both keep fronting, but it's a closed discussion.
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Been three days and He's coming back, four minutes till a real attack.
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But He don't know
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A series of stories about Equius Zahhak at various points in his life. Hopefully, if/when this is finished, it'll be a chronological account of the character.
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Dave and co. figure life out, one quiet moment at a time.
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A story about some kids who find their place.
Cause I know a place we could go
No one has been there, and no one will know
There it is quiet, forget the violence
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DISJFURNRHRNRHHHHHHHHHHHH
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In an alternate session of SGRUB, something goes wrong, and the timeline is doomed. Nepeta Leijon is given the opportunity to give the universe a second chance. All she has to do is complete one simple task: Ship all the trolls. All of them.
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Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?
This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
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permanently changed my brain chemistry
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I'd Tap That (oh fuck I didn't mean to tap that) by Laurasauras for Ultimatum
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Nov 2019
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Karkat finds his old school bully on Grindr. Dave doesn't know how to shut up.
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‘I fantasise about it,’ he mumbles. You lean a bit closer, to hear him over the quiet jazz playing from somewhere and other conversations. ‘Like, about finding someone and it’s not a joke to care. I dunno, it’s not like I think I’m actually gonna take the waitress from the four dollar breakfast place on some Disney princess whirlwind adventure. I just wish I was brave enough to drop the en-bee-dee thing.’
‘En-bee-dee?’ you ask.
‘No big deal.’
You nod. That’s adorable, frankly, the idea of Dave staring at someone he doesn’t even know and wanting to do something so innocent. But it doesn’t really clarify why he feels like he can actually live that with you.
‘I think some of it’s your fault,’ he says. You raise your eyebrows incredulously. ‘I mean it, in a lot of ways you’re, like, my template on what gay looks like. And like, I don’t just want to treat dudes right, not that any of them seem to want more than a ‘sup’ anyway. When I eventually figured all my bi shit out, I was kinda freaked out, but you always owned it. So like, I had to be better than you. No offense.’
You roll your eyes at his flimsy ‘no offense’ barrier being activated again. It’d be ridiculous for you to be offended at him basically saying he looked up to you, even though you’ve definitely got a low bar for temper tantrums.
‘So you came out loud and proud?’
‘Nah,’ he laughs. ‘Just pretended like it was no big. Like, was standing in the kitchen with Bro and Mom there, and Rose but she knew like way before I did, and I was like “damn, so, the dude I was seeing last month said the most ridiculous thing, you gotta hear this,” and they both made the very Strilonde decision to pretend they weren’t at all surprised.’
You roll your eyes again. You’re probably going to be doing a lot of that with Dave.
‘So like, there’s no risk playing it real with you, right? ‘Cause you’re the gold standard for playing it real. Except this whole thing still feels risky as fuck. I’m trying, man, but I’m fuckin’ nervous. I sweated right through my first suit.’ He laughs at himself and shakes his head. ‘Should not have said that. I know I’m not playing it cool, but seriously, Strider, there’s a limit.’
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You wish you were the kind who went silent or used filler words in your awkwardness. But no, you’ve always been a firm believer in being able to dig through the core of the planet and to the other side instead of stepping out of holes you’ve found yourself in.
‘It wasn’t just one thing!’ you say, way too defensively. ‘There are a lot of fucking factors that go into basically all of my thought processes, I don’t just “make decisions” lightly, especially not ones that are going to inform literally years of study. Part of it’s elimination! I’ve looked at basically every other angle of non-canonical literature I can think of, short of pornography, and I draw the fucking line there. I’ve considered tacky bodice-rippers you can pick up for 99 cents but let’s not get carried away by what is and isn’t classified literature. And it’s maybe a step away from what I expected to consider a visual element, but why would I do the same study I’ve already done? I’m not afraid of a challenge!’
‘I see,’ Rose says.
‘Haha wow,’ Dave says.
‘I want to use his fucking comic,’ you say, stabbing your fork in Dave’s direction and staring at your pasta so you don’t have to see either of their reactions.
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Stuff I consider before I have to do my 20 page rhetorical analysis
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TG: ((the place is lousy with robots))
TG: ((a lot of them are rusted and havent had maintenance in however many sweeps since the owner died or was conscripted whatever and the programming gets glitchy as fuck))
TG: ((could be doing anything i get attacked and strifed to within an inch of my life with very real blades that would kill me very real dead if i miss my swing and then suddenly the robot will whirr off and im left in a puddle of my sweat on the floor wondering what the fuck))
CG: SHIT, YEAH, THAT SOUNDS NERVE-WRACKING.
TG: ((and then the pizza drone will get a bad address and randomly drop me five of my favorite on the house))
CG: ... HUH.--
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So, seadweller!Bro sees lowblood!Dave and it's pity at first sight. Maybe he's using weird seadweller rituals or maybe he's just being his strange self to court Dave. Unfortunately, Dave has no idea why this finface is constantly in his business. Show me how they become moirails, please. ♦- Language:
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Beautiful pale romance, one ofy favourites
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Meulin and Porrim explore how they really feel about each other.
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TG: lets say i humor you
TG: and lets pretend all this junk theatrically spewing from your inarticulate mouth like the niagara falls of bullshit is actually legit
TG: what the hell do you want from me-
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IM SOOO FINEEEE
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What starts out with an innocent cough quickly snowballs out of control. The snowball in question has no mercy and quickly decimates life on the meteor.
(Privately in the depths of his fever ailed mind, Dave wonders why Rose was vaccinated and he wasn't.)
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oh mybgod
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Feel of Candy (Discontinued Until Further Notice) by paradoxcloned
Fandoms: Homestuck, OMORI (Video Game), Ace Attorney, FNAF, Portal (Video Game), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions, Rain World (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Sonic the Hedgehog (Video Games), Con Air (1997), Half-Life (Video Games), Subnautica (Video Game)
09 Nov 2023
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Various Homestuck characters get scattered across who knows where.
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Or, as I have been calling it, The DaveKat Sexting Fic. ENJOY
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CG: I DON’T HAVE ANY SEX TOYS IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAWER!!!!!!!
TG: wow boring
CG: ...DO YOU???
TG: uh
CG: OH MY GOD.
CG: DAVE.
TG: i stole these out of the dryer after you did laundry last time
TG: thats the loophole
TG: lets focus more on the fact that im laying in bed wearing your underwear come on that has to be at least a little sexy
TG: think about it karkat theres absolutely no annoying patterns cavorting across my ass right now
TG: just pure undecorated functionality and a surprising amount of comfort as far as the eye can see
TG: i know youre into that dont lie
TG: this would be sexier if you could see it i swear to godKarkat just sat there for a minute, covering his eyes, trying not to laugh or cough or swear or otherwise make any noises that would give his position away. Jesus Christ. What the fuck did Dave have in his underwear drawer? He shook his head.
CG: OK, NEVERMIND.
CG: LET’S REWIND AGAIN.
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Jade & Davepeta are taking off on a presumably romantic weekend retreat. Dave and Karkat are left in charge of the plants.
It's just one weekend. There's no way this goes wrong.
Or, uh. Gets weird. Right???
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Busted everywhere,,, I loved this fic and honestly wasn't expecting a davekat tentacle fic but ykw this shit so fire ( bottom strider as well after the whole tentacle thing is so goated )
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"Nick Cage went god tier before the apocalypse, he will never die. Not even heroically, because he will kick too much ass. Or he will do something cowardly at the last minute to save himself, in the nick of time (this is also his title). He is that good." - Andrew Hussie's formspring
Nicolas Cage and John Travolta play SBURB. Yes, it's exactly as dumb as it sounds. If not dumber.
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A literary masterpiece. This should be required reading in every grade level, from pre-school to grad school.
It reads like I look.