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Bachira: my monsetr says that tye smoke is safe and shouldnt be harmful at all! (๑ > ᴗ < ๑)
It looks like fairy dust >ᴗ<
Isagi: I don't think people passing out trying to GET AWAY from the smoke is really safe bachi...
JUST BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE FAIRY DUST DOESNT MEAN RUN OUT TO GO PLAY IN IT EITHER???
*Bachira is now offline*
Or! Ness "accidentally" messes up doing magic and causes the entire school to genderswap 🪄
Any slurs said in the future can be reclaimed!
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Uzi is really exhausted from having to go all over the place on Copper-9 just to see her friends.
After a long day at school, Uzi gets home to her bunker she shares with, now both, of her parents. They tell her something about some new software.
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Alone with You~[High school romance]~[mlm] by Cooltv_505
Fandoms: Original Work, No Fandom
30 Oct 2025
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Just a queer love story with too many sad moments but a really happy ending.
Ps this is also on wattpad
Link to my Spotify cuz I made play list for them <3
https://open.spotify.com/user/31fp74sn7uchgtyntry2zga4vjpu?si=2591f104396e43f0 -
Unnamed Groupchat by imjiyongi
Fandoms: 약한영웅 Class 1 | Weak Hero Class 1 (TV), Weak Hero (Webcomic)
28 Oct 2025
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john cena: guess fucking what
blutak: i dont want to
guardian angel: what happened
john cena: YEON SIEUN LOOKED AT ME
blutak: oh ffs
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A text chain between Ahn Suho and his friends, as well as with people he meets along the way.
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Something has been bothering Aziraphale and he finally brings it up at the farmer's market.
“I know it’s bigger than you were expecting, but you’ve never complained about its size before, angel.” It was true; the first time Aziraphale had seen it he’d been visibly impressed, if also a bit apprehensive.
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“I miss you so much”, he said. “It was way easier to perform with you watching. I love this job, but sometimes it’s so difficult.”
If he tried hard, Bojan could imagine the scent of Jere’s skin in his nose, the warmth of his body against him.
“I miss you too, Bojan. I wish I can help. Maybe I can help.”
March 2024. Tour life is getting to Bojan. The view of the Eiffel Tower from the window is mocking him amidst a bout of anxiety, but Jere always manages to comfort him, even if sometimes his ideas get completely impossible.
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- Part 3 of Tuu mun luo 🫂
- Part 10 of Short and Emotional 🥹
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We all know they need a happy ending by renatamf89
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
27 Oct 2025
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What if after Resident Evil 4, they get a good life?
That's what I'll do!
Ignore almost everything after 4
STRONG SPOILER FROM THE REMAKES.
And NSFW because I am that good writing it hahaha (not all chapters, I'll let you guys know
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Creation balked at the premise. "So you are telling me that one of the most dangerous legacies left in this world in the last few thousand years was granted to a kid who both didn't know it existed, and didn't want anything that came with it?"
The other two gods stared at him, equally in disbelief.
"He doesn't even like dragons to begin with." Affection reminded. "They're hard, scaly and spikey. He likes soft, fluffy things." she added with a grin, "Like me."
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A title that would follow him forever.
Just a little pathetic.
But still, he had another chance at life by pure coincidence. What new life could be found? Reborn into the body of a child that wasn't even human, normal parents, small village, it wasn't until he had a chance to jokingly ask the Goddess whom he first met in this world to keep chatting with him that his life began to get a bit more exciting.
Having a Fox Goddess on mental speed dial to chat with when bored, and a whole world to get to know again, it's his own choose-your-own-adventure in another world! Magic, cute animal people, gods, but perhaps something a bit more dangerous too as he only really knows his village so far.
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who is MiziSua??? by Frostamulet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Oct 2025
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Just a little game of blooket that MXTX characters are playing against each other instead of being in marching band like they're SUPPOSED to be..
also who is the person that keeps answering all those questions correctly...and HOW do they know the answers?
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- Part 2 of Marching Band MXTX
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how to woo a hot guy – a guide by jeon jeongguk by taeggukis
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
26 Oct 2025
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Jeongguk didn't know he was attracted to tall, buffed up, no nonsense guys who don’t give him the time of the day.
And that was Kim Taehyung, a new gym instructor in his friend’s gym.
Also, his future boyfriend.
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we've ridden the stars (still worlds apart) by folkloresbitxh
Fandoms: ทำไมต้องเป็นเธอทุกทีเลยวะ | Jack & Joker: U Steal My Heart! (TV), โปรเจกต์ซีรีส์วาย : กลรักรุ่นพี่ | En of Love: Love Mechanics (TV), ครั้งหนึ่งที่รัก | The Best Story (TV 2021), โปรเจกต์ซีรีส์วาย : กลรักรุ่นพี่ | En of Love: Love Mechanics (TV) RPF, YinWar - Fandom
26 Oct 2025
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yinwar au where they spend a summer, away from college deadlines, soft and golden travelling across the country. Time stands still beneath the white oak shade and their sun-kissed skin, deepening their bond. when the summer ends, one leaves like they always do. A really old story. But between fireflies and falling stars, love remained untouched.
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I Swear, This Time I Mean It by SarcasticGhost
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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Ten years ago, you graduated high school and left your family, hometown, and entire life behind. It was impulsive, sudden, and maybe at least partially warranted. You could’ve gone the rest of your life without going back to Chapton-- but fate doesn’t work like that. Time passes, health declines, and families fade.
You had to go back to clean out the house your parents left behind for you, even if it meant being in the same town as the three people you wanted to see the least. An even bigger nightmare when agreeing to help a friend leads to volunteering with the biggest reasons you left in the first place. For you, it was like a waking nightmare having to relive your past and hash out old fights. For them? It was a second chance-- albeit, maybe ten years too late.
Try as they may, Skips Shadley, Chance Hall, and Parker Bradley would have to try pretty hard to get you to not leave everything behind all over again.
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“S-Shin Junghwan sunbae?” Youngjae croaked, taking a few steps back from the front door of his brand new apartment.
“W-why are you inside—” He suddenly turned pale, choking on his words. He could feel the air slipping from his lungs by the second, even though the air conditioner inside was blasting at his face. The room was cold, evidence that it had been running for hours. And Shin Junghwan had been inside his—Youngjae’s!!—apartment all this time.
“This is my apartment,” Junghwan said with a light chuckle. His gaze dropped to the two scuffed-up suitcases at Youngjae’s side before flicking back to meet his eyes, his smile softening. “Looks like it’s yours too. It’s been a while, Youngjae-yah.”
Or: Two years after Youngjae’s love confession to Junghwan went viral on Youtube, they meet again as flatmates.
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- Part 1 of to my first
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In his first year, Harry Potter discovered the Room of Requirement, and accidentally learned that there were things that magic could be misleading. And in the process, he would learn plenty about the pleasures of the flesh by walking in the footsteps of the opposite gender.
Attempting to write through the years, but will have him leaving Hogwarts early while avoiding much of the bullshit.
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- Part 4 of Harlot Potter AU
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Almanac for the Living by iamawilderness
Fandoms: The Magicians (TV), The Magicians - Lev Grossman
13 Oct 2025
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“I wrote Q a letter, then me and Alice dropped it down a well at the top of the Mountain of Ghosts, yada yada yada,” Eliot says. “But I didn’t think it would *actually* reach him.”
Julia’s eyes go wide. “What did it say?”
He opens his mouth to tell her, but Quentin beats him to the punch.
“To Quentin Coldwater, before he went to the Seam: Come back, asshole.”
“Um. Yeah. That.”
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In which Quentin returns to the land of the living for the very simple reason that Eliot asked him to.
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Pillow Peak Lord by SleepySsnail for Nightingale231
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Oct 2025
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“I want you so deep inside of me I’ll feel it in my—”
Shen Qingqiu ground his hips against Shang Qinghua’s and growled, “That’s not possible! How big do you think I am?!”
“Big enough,” Shang Qinghua giggled, capturing his lover’s lips in a kiss far sweeter than the situation warranted.
Or: Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua have a sleepover, read some good writing, kiss some good kisses, have some sexy times, and make bad dick jokes.
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“Liam Mairi,” he says, his voice calm, like he just walked across a bridge over a creek, not a foot-wide path over a damn ravine.
And gods help me, it’s turning me on.
He gives me a quick glance from his ice-blue eyes. His short blond hair is just as soaked as mine, plastered to his head like he styled it with too much gel. What a ridiculously attractive man. He opens his cold-pale lips to speak, but before he can say anything, the redhead cuts in and steals his attention. I could scream. Now he’s looking at her instead of me. Talking to her instead of me.
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This work describes the events of the first book (Fourth Wing) from the point of view of Ridoc Gamlyn. This story will be about how Ridoc experiences the first year at Basgiath War College and falls for Liam Mairi.
The story begins in the queue outside the parapet on Conscription Day, where Ridoc and Liam meet.
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Love me once, love me twice by Strawberrycakezz
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
12 Oct 2025
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Rody and Vincent Never met in the restaurant and Vincent never killed Manon in this universe, Manon has been ignoring Rody lately then Vincent comes into his life for the first time in this universe..
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Jay wants to mess around with Wu's special teas some more. Zane is against the idea, but drinks some with Jay anyway. Neither of them could have predicted the outcome.
(Day 5 - Swapped Bodies)
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- Part 5 of Banana's Ninjago Shiptober 2025
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The Known Galaxy is huge. It is encompassing many different habitable planets, bases and space stations populated by a multitude of species forming a large variety of biomes and cultures - experienced through the eyes, ears and antennae of Zekra and Arqeez, a foul-mouthed Serkanian pilot of a decrepit spaceship and ger Idrath companion, who is as stupid as he is horny.