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Live in Darkness, Bring me Brightness by reclusedwinter
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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“Do you trust me, Techno?” Philza said, hand outstretched.
Techno hasn’t trusted anyone in a long time — not even himself. But this stranger had proven himself worthy countless times. Over and over, he’d watch Philza try to protect him, just as many times as Techno protected him.
Techno’s hand took his, taking the risk. He hoped that it would be worth it, in the end.
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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Bear Trap by HelixFlare8880, ItsZ, R3DLEMONADE
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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His hands shook as he clutched the edges of his jumper, pulling it tighter around himself. The events of the night played on a loop in his mind, each detail sharper and more horrifying than the last. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to block it out, but the images wouldn’t leave him.
The sickening crack as the bullet went off.
The wet thump as his body fell to the floor.
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Foster care au, two possessive ex-war vets and their new, traumatised son. More at 8
TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, BUT I SUGGEST READING EM TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
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- Part 20 of TommyInnit Fics
- Part 3 of TommyInnit Chapter Fics
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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It all happened so fast.
Wilbur and Tommy were outside, exploring near to their house. Nothing could go wrong, right? Tommy turned around after hearing a loud crash, then he saw Wilbur. After that, Tommy suddenly couldn't catch his breath, unable to move much less scream at the sight of his older brother.
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Wilbur dies infront of Tommy but... is he really even dead?
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Wilbur just dies and Tommy thinks it's his fault and then years later he receives mysterious letters from his brother who he thought was dead all along
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- Part 1 of I hope you call back
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That relatable moment when it’s a major festival and the annoying crowd outside has been creating a ruckus all day and you feel overstimulated and the only thing that has any hope of calming your nerves is a hot cup of coffee.
And then someone decides to crash in through your roof, right on top of your coffee.
Anyways, Phil is about to end up on the fucking news.
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Out of Sight and Out of Reach by tryingherbestpacito
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Sep 2024
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Phil never thought it would go this far, that they'd stoop this low. But they did, and now here he is...
A cage for a cage.
Or, happy 1 year anniversary to the q!Phil Birdhouse Plot
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Forever goes through with his plan to make Philza love him!!
Please read the tags and warnings stay safe xx
FML Tumblr AU: The Fic
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in which techno comforts a severely stressed out phil.
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'Well shit'
Philza had never considered himself a very easy to catch individual. But here he was forced to kneel in front of some fucking rich asshole, his wings bound akin to his hands."Are you sure this is him?"
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|You owned this church and you sure as hell weren't gonna let it down|
This chapter will be a little short
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A hand finds his hair and Techno’s chest starts to rumble with a hum. “How about we get some tea? See if we can calm you down,” Techno suggests. Then immediately sighs. “I guess I can take care of Wil while you sleep in, but he’s gonna complain about his toast.”
Phil wishes he could laugh. Instead he just waves his hand. “I can still make his toast. I don’t think I’m gonna be sleepin’ much. Also he’s fuckin’ ten, he can really make his own toast,” he points out.
“You still make it,” Techno points out.
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For Techza Week 2024. Day 3: BloodSeries
- Part 3 of BadPain's Techza Week 2024
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Celestial Children by C0smic_Dic3
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jan 2024
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The Immortality, a gift from the Gods, a thing to be cherished by all people.
It had been a well known thing for thousands of years, from The First to The Ancient One, then, to The Endless Kings.It was ancient, unknown magic that brought the princes into the world, the moon and the sun, sons of The Endless Kings, Wilbur and Tommy.
Tommy admired his big brother, but Wilbur couldn't help but resent Tommy.
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Heartache I've heard is part of life by Nightmarian
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Dec 2023
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It feels like he was in the birdhouse for weeks.
It feels like he was in the birdhouse for hours.
He can’t tell what it feels like anymore.
Phil doesn't know how much more he can take before he shatters.
Missa returns from trying to find those items he left behind, and finds the strongest man he knows breaking into pieces.
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Wilbur
I can’t be here anymore. I have to leave.
I'm going to have a fucking stroke.
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Tommy is a sophomore at Providence High School. As a member of the gaming club, he starts a server for the hopefully super massive and awesome d&d group. It does not go like that. Nothing really goes as planned at all as things become much bigger than he could ever imagine. Things that are beyond him entirely. -
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Pac forgets to breathe. He drops to his knees in the middle of the street, and scrabble his hands in the dirt.
He checks the communicator again. There's a few more people awake, but... No Fit, no Tubbo, no Mike, no Bagi or Forever... Of the handful of people, the one he knows best is Philza - and while he's happily looked after the man's children, and he's been quite happy to chat or fight together in the past... Philza Minecraft is a legend, and he's never really spoken much without Fit there as a buffer.
But the other option is staying here alone, and he promised Fit that if he started feeling like this again he'd ask someone for company.
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just a short story I came up with about Phil stealing children
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A snapshot; Philza compares very similar paint swatches, more or less.
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- Part 14 of honoraryangel's cubito-related drabbles
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A snapshot; the first night of Purgatory.
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- Part 7 of honoraryangel's cubito-related drabbles
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A snapshot; coping mechanism or not, Philza can't always tell what's real.
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- Part 4 of honoraryangel's cubito-related drabbles