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Technoblade has trust issues, but he's not about to admit that.
Part one of two
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- Part 1 of Scared of you (leaving me behind)
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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Tommy has given up on the world ever treating him kindly, entering every new situation with resignation and fear. But what happens when he's taken in by the Watsons, a family that shows him there's more to life than just surviving?
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"It had been his fault, time and time again, that none of his homes had worked out. Sure, he wasn’t always known for having the best attitude–he was scared of everything, and when he got defensive he talked back, zoned out, or bolted at the first sign of trouble.
He was annoying and loud, and he’d been told it too many times to count.
But truly, the reason most families had issues with Tommy had less to do with his personality, and more to do with his ability."
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It is one thing to have a crush on the handsome, single father whose three children you babysit to earn money for university. It's another thing to accidentally stumble into becoming his sugar baby and being paid to satisfy his more... intimate desires. And it's yet another thing to actually catch feelings in what is supposed to be a purely transactional relationship.
If you're Technoblade, you have managed to do all of the above.
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Mirrors suck don't they? Why must they reflect like that? by Z_ero_00
Fandoms: Dream SMP
17 Jun 2025
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The sbi should stop looking in mirrors
Chapter one revolves around Technoblade- Language:
- English
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- Kudos:
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Basically, Tommy fucks up big time by almost killing himself on accident and as a last-ditch resort his parents put him into a psychiatric inpatient facility. He then learns how boring it is there, how little rights he gets stuck with and how well he can make friends. He gets worse before he gets better. Also, they're all from America, except Phil, so do with that with what you want.
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Not Based off the content creators, simply as their characters. WSS and DTeam stans fuck off.
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Hey so I've never been in an actual facility, but I've had a few friends come and go from them as well as read up on it a bunch. I do however have a lot of things kicking up inside my brain and have been threatened to be put into one. All the mental illnesses (panic attacks, hallucinations, self-harm, ect.) are simply gunna be a reflection of myself. I am not by any means trying to be disrespectful of anyone put into these facilities, I'm just trying to put my fear of going into one somewhere and trying to make reason with my own brain. I've been getting a lot worse and will be meeting up with my therapist soon, and hopefully I won't have to write this based off experience.Series
- Part 2 of 2025 dsmp au stories
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Bear Trap by HelixFlare8880, ItsZ, R3DLEMONADE
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 May 2025
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His hands shook as he clutched the edges of his jumper, pulling it tighter around himself. The events of the night played on a loop in his mind, each detail sharper and more horrifying than the last. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to block it out, but the images wouldn’t leave him.
The sickening crack as the bullet went off.
The wet thump as his body fell to the floor.
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Foster care au, two possessive ex-war vets and their new, traumatised son. More at 8
TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, BUT I SUGGEST READING EM TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
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- Part 20 of TommyInnit Fics
- Part 3 of TommyInnit Chapter Fics
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This last month has been a roller-coaster of events, but if you asked Techno, it was just a regular month in his life. His life was always a wreck, especially since he got taken from his "parents". They don't deserve to be called parents, not with what they did to him. But ever since he got put into state custody, he's been experiencing these moments where he doesn't remember anything. When he comes to, he always finds some adult scolding him for being violent and hurting other kids.
The thing is, he doesn't remember doing any of this, ever. Like, sure, he vaguely knows what happened, but those actions don't feel like his own. He feels no remorse, yet, he doesn't feel any pride either. It's a total disconnect. As he got older, bouncing from house to house, the problem only got worse. Techno keeps finding himself facing the consequences of what he assumes is a demon possessing him.
Except, because of this, he ended up where he is now. Sitting in the passenger seat of his social worker's car, he stared out the window, watching each house pass by. Keeping a groan of annoyance to himself, he tuned out the scolding of his social worker.
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AKA Technoblade has DID/Dissociative Identity Disorder! -
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Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.
Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)
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Techno's, like... Powerless.
Yup.
He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.
Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.
Not on. In. Inside it.
But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.
The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.
The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.
Chat, he's called them.
Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.
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- Part 1 of Techno's foster child adventures
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As Phil passes behind Technoblade, he lightly places his hand on the top of the teen’s head- a mostly unconscious gesture, contact made dozens of times with a dozen different kids. Meaningless, just a ‘hey, this is where I’m at.’
Technoblade goes utterly stiff, crouching down a bit, ears flattening against his head. “Don’t,” he breathes, creaky and nearly silent.
Phil yanks his hand away like he’s been burned, coming around to crouch around the corner of the table where Technoblade can see him. “Don’t what?” he asks.
“Please,” Techno whispers. “Please don’t.”or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS.
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- Part 1 of so different from this hell i lived in
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"A meteorite has landed on earth--"
"It seems to be tampering with human DNA, giving those who were near the landing site--"
"Animal limbs, such--"
"--Tails, ears, claws, behaviours--"Techno prepared himself to shove the spear into the kid’s ribcage, for ít to go in, and out. He’d done this before, this was no different, yet it was all so… different. It didn’t make sense, his hand gripped the shaft of the spear tighter, a familiar dread ripping its way into his body, he’d always been able to fight it off, but he couldn't today. Why? He stood frozen, the spear slowly beginning to shake as he gripped it tighter– Why was he hesitating?
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An hybrid AU where Techno is a hybrid hunter/killer! + Raccoon Tommy :3 -
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The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers. -
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Something weird is going on with Techno.
Now, Tommy thinks just about everything about Techno is weird. Not Techno himself- Tommy’s had a lot of weird foster siblings, he’s used to ‘weird’ kids.
But still. There’s just something… off.
Today, when Tommy gets up, he finds Techno sitting at the kitchen table with his head in his hands, looking like he’s about to break down in tears, and Tommy decides he needs an answer.
“What’s wrong?” he asks, plopping down beside Techno at the table.
“I don’t want to talk about it,” Techno mutters.
“I know something’s wrong. What is it, are they hurting you-”Series
- Part 6 of touch
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Slave Philza and Bebe Wilbur with the Rizzoli by HRM_Lady_Livia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Mar 2025
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Everything was working against you when you planned on escaping.
Which is why Philza didn’t wait. He couldn’t wait. He had to leave that night when the wind was loud, and the sky darkened by rain. His son was cradled close to his chest, silent as he slept on. Wilbur would be taken from him come the sunrise. He couldn’t let his boy, the only good thing in his shitty life, be taken away. To be locked away in some cage, far away from the sun, only to rot away in a darkened mansion.
He was almost there. He just had to get over the borderSeries
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Wooden Actors, Ruined Plays by Going_Supernova, WyrmWord
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Mar 2025
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Imagine life as a play, with actors given lines and puppets pulled by strings. Fate is often a string, isn't it?
What happens when an actor goes rogue? When a string is cut, a lie is told- however unintentionally- and no one is informed of the slip? Will the story still goes as planned? Will the tragedy remain a tragedy?
Techno, now known as the Mad Prince, does not know. He has no script, struggles to remember much of the future planned. All he knows is that he'll have to live this life. There is no turning back, there is no going 'home'. This is home now.
Life can be so cruel.
FORMERLY OCCAM'S RAZOR LIED (REWRITTEN)
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¿Podemos quedarnos más tiempo? (solo no sueltes mi mano). by Skay_Filim
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Feb 2025
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Philza y Kistin son personas excepcionales, pero al no poder tener hijos decidieron entrar al programa de casa de acogida y entregar la documentación corespondiente, están bastante contentos con los dos pequeños que tienen bajo su cuidado y parecen ser felices... Entonces ¿Por qué se decidirían por él entre todos los demás niños? No es especial...
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Technoblade es adoptado por la familia Craft y realmente no esta feliz por ello, pero tratará de hacer su mejor esfuerzo para no encariñarse antes de que lo retiren de su cuidado como siempre ocurre. -
Stuck With You. by shroomdooms
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
14 Feb 2025
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Techno and Clay move in together in an unfortunate twist of bad timing and fate... Can they survive without ripping each other to pieces?
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade