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    Lance has been tasked with a very special quest; "Fly to the stars and uncover the secrets of the centuries old war". After his first crush has someone else tween angst makes him act without thinking, and he leave camp halfblood without saying goodbye. Time passes and he makes new, non-godly friends and life is good... until he, his friends, his hero, and one stupidly handsome mullet are kidnaped by a sentient robot lion in the most lovely shade of blue. How will Lance deal with the constraint blessings of the gods of earth, and what's this? Different galaxies have different gods? Shit. With the power of gods, anime, and a plethora of one-liner references, Lance will face this quest head on and save everyone this time.

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    June 14, 2025 3:04 am
    Loverboylance (✓): holy shit dude please come to la i wanna see you like. now.
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    The Paladins are content creators. When Lance publicly thirsts on the wrong account, he sets off a chain reaction that leads to Keith, his big fat internet crush, landing in LAX. Will he see him? Will they be more? WHO KNOWSS AHHHHH

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    A dinner party gone wrong ends with Shiro and Pidge imprisoned by the Galra. Team Voltron scrambles to find them.

    On board a Galran cruiser, Pidge negotiates for freedom, stuck between her distrust of her captor and the chance of finding her brother. Shiro fights to survive.

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    Keith Kogane has grown up with the Blade of Marmora. Kolivan is like a father figure to him, Thace and Ulaz are like uncles to him, and he's lived with his mother his entire life. When his mother goes missing in action, he's told she's dead. Keith knows she's alive, though.

    After regretfully running away from the only place he's known as home, he goes on a search for his mother. He soon finds one of his uncles after infiltrating a Galra ship, he finds himself helping a human find his way to Earth, a place he's only dreamed of.

    Keith finds himself traveling across the galaxy making a name for himself, all while trying to keep the secret of his Galra heritage a secret, playing as another victim of the Galra Empire and trying to fit in with the other humans, because these humans may be his only hope of finding his mother.

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    Temporary Hiatus due to life issues, more information in the last chapter!

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    Keith leaves nearly every weekend just to mess around with girls, making sure they are never from his hometown. He stays safe, but he can't seem to make himself commit. His way of thinking will change when he meets Leandra, actually wanting to get to know her. She seems like she has so much life hidden away. Can the gearhead, who is still learning how to be a proper boyfriend, get her out of her shell? Or has her previous relationship hurt her past the point of no return?

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    Well, you can swing it you can groove it
    You can really start to move it at the hop
    Where the jockey is the smoothest
    And the music is the coolest at the hop
    All the cats and the chicks gonna get their kicks at the hop

    - Danny and the Juniors

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    Keith Kogane, barman, down-to-earth kinda guy, dhampir... with some Dark Fae to make things interesting. His vampire father, made into ash centuries ago, his father's coven apathetic and far behind him, are just pieces of his past. He's had to move... quite a few times after being misidentified. A lot. Fangs are not a guy's best friend in a realm of mortals and supers intermingling, after all.

    Only now he's settled in Platt, a major city of Arus, hoping he'll get through more than a decade without someone literally blowing things up on him. Too bad blood and destiny want him to do his part first.

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    Lance McClain is an amazing actor in a movie with the insufferable Keith Kogane. Who’s really hot and really annoying because he makes Lance feel all fluttery inside. Like a loser. So yeah he sucks.

    Except maybe Keith feels the same and maybe it’s not such a bad thing.

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    spoiler alert: neither do.

    "listen here, pretty boy!" lance blurts, mind completely in shambles as he tries to escape keith's wrath. "i will win this battle! surrender now!"

    keith freezes, and for a second, lance thinks that he took that bullshitted claim seriously.

    "...did you just call me pretty boy?" he finally says, slowly blinking.

    or: keith and lance arguing suddenly turning into a..
    flirt fest?? dont ask me man gay people are crazy

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    A recently single Shiro has to learn how to date after coming out of a 10-year-long relationship. Enter Lance, a serial flirt that wants to prove to the hot guy from the night before that he was not a narcissist, but might accidentally lead to him falling in love instead of proving a point. Cue makeover montage.

    Inspired by Crazy Stupid Love

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    After what the Paladins thought would be a quick fight with the Galra, Pidge and Matt are sent across the galaxy to a somewhat secluded planet. With Green downed, they have no choice to but to go visit the locals until help arrives. But who knows how long that'll take? (Spoiler: A while. Might as well get comfy, Holts.)

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    Lance scrubbed at his runny nose. Keith side-eyed him.

    “Everything okay over there?”

    Lance nodded, throwing a thumbs up his way.

    “Goin’ great, buddy. Feeling perfect, as always.”

    Keith tried not to shudder at how congested Lance sounded. It was an awful, ear-grating noise.

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    It is said that at the age of 13 you will find a countdown on your wrist and at the age of 16 you will be able to hear a certain song that only you and your soulmate is able to hear.

     

    Lance is a sophomore at Voltron college in the city of Altea. He easily makes friends with Hunk, Pidge and Shay, who were all in a relationship. He meets the resident emo at his dorm and they dislike each other already. Lance meets his professors outside of college at a cafe he works at, called 'Cafe Azul', who would've thought he would see them.

     

    (Will have slow updates)

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    Lance was on spring break with his friends, visiting a bar in Texas with his friends. Everything is normal enough until Keith runs away from him randomly, leaving Lance in Keith's stupid cowboy hat that had been making Lance feel funny all night. Why'd Keith run away though?

    In other words, Lance is not well versed in cowboy hat culture.

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    basically i was watching new girl and that scene where schmidt is trying to make cece jealous by telling her that he's seeing someone and then procedes to call nick and pretends he's the girl schmidt is talking to. i then thought "huh i could imagine that as klance" then BOOM 1204 words later we have this

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    Now that Hunk realizes what's going on in his brain, he just wants to spend the rest of the day with Lance. It might be their only chance before things get crazy again on the battlefield. However, a certain Green Paladin might screw it up for them.

    One shot written for Day 24 of Julance 2022 - Prompt: Hance

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    The pair were curled up in Lance's room, plate of cookies between them, as they watched a funny show that had been loaded into the system database. Lance was the little spoon and he was relishing in the feeling of being almost fully encompassed. Hunk's hugs always felt like getting the broken pieces of himself put back together, but this was something else.

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    In which Coran loses his kids in a crowd, specializes in nighttime comforts, is a champion of blanket forts, recruits himself as a sock sleuth, and discovers the joys of comms channel banter.

    Or, Five Times Coran’s Inner Space Uncle was Quite Uncle-y

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    The life of a spirit guide is not easy! Especially when we humans have a penchant for ignoring the signs thrown our way. When the souls of a feudal samurai and a victim of Mount Vesuvius are stuck helping their vessel locate his One and Only, they find he's dumber than a sack of hammers.

    Day 29 of Keithtober 2020 - Prompt: Soulmates
    Day 12 of Keithtober 2021 - Prompt: Klance
    Day 15 of Keithtober 2021 - Prompt: Soulmates

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    “I'm not telling you anything, o laʻu uo,” Hunk replied while he waggled his eyebrows.

    “Wow, rude. Aren't you supposed to be, ya know, guiding me?”

    “Oh, I am, good sir. It's just up to you to figure it out.” Hunk paid close attention as Lance mumbled to himself and the realization slowly dawned on him.

    “Wait! Is this one of those cheesy soulmate tropes?!”

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    Monopoly, the game that destroys families, friendships, and relationships of all sorts, A game that isn't finished with the same excitement as its started, if its even finished at all, if the game board hasn't been flipped in a fit of rage.

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    After losing the Castle-Ship the team starts the very (very) long trek back to Earth, and unfortunately, things could be going a lot smoother. After a not-so-good call from Keith, the team engages in what would normally be an easy fight. Except it's not, because they're loaded up on supplies and passengers while at half power. Lance takes one too many hits, ending up stranded on a random planet ocean, with a damaged and powered down red, a broken helmet, and only his thoughts to keep him company.

    Where was the team and why weren't they here for Lance yet?

    At this rate he'll die- again.

    But Allura won't be around to save him this time.

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    Keith is a young and budding tattoo artist in the central town, hustling in a small corner tattoo parlour that is slowly building a reputation for itself.

    Yet things still seem to be heavy. He still views the world in greys, still lives in monotone. Still wonders why he can’t be happy for once.

    That is, until a boy who has a love for flowers bursts through the parlour doors and just...well, ruins everything.

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