16 Works in Pippin Took Being an Idiot

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    Diamond Cleeveholm can't be everywhere at once. Torn between who she is and who Tuckborough needs her to become, she fights to inspire a community reluctant to change—even as her home life falters, her visions darken, and romance disrupts the friendships that keep her afloat. But will the shadows growing beyond the Shire upend her world first? Follow Diamond through this tale of self-discovery, love, war, and coming of age.

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    What was happening in the Shire while Frodo, Merry, Sam and Pippin were on their grand adventure? Only one rebellion survived the foreign occupation until their return, thanks to Diamond of Long Cleeve. This found series explores how she grew into a leader that inspired a nation.

    (1 year pre-adventure of the Ring. Updates every Friday!)

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    The story of one Hobbit boy and his three big sisters...

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    1/?
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    The Captain of Gondor, Boromir Son of Denethor II would’ve believed anyone if they told him that he wouldn’t be able to find love in his lifetime, the country constantly on the brink of war.
    However… all of that changes one early spring morning…

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    Frodo grasped Pippin's wrist, bracketed by Sam and Merry. Moving as one, the four bounded together to form a pack of rabbits, slipping to and fro between the building battle. Merry, instinctively, pelted a large rock at a Warg's eye with a cry as it came too close — it reared its ugly head, falling in line for Aragorn's Andrúil to pierce it through.

    'Good aim,' he panted, carding the hair back from his eyes, 'We shall make you a slingshot yet.'

    'A bow may suit him!' Came Legolas' bird-song call from above. His shadow spun a swift curvet against the coming dark, silver hair gleaming with the last vestiges of marigold skies. 'Alas, we could bear another archer!'

    'You would want that, wouldn't you?' Gimli shouted.

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    The Company are ambushed by a clever pack of Wargs. Legolas does not know this woods well enough, until he does.

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    Frodo Baggins, a young man from the northern part of the great united states, is strung up in business with an odd fellowship of different cowfolk. Together, they begin their mission to rid the west of a cursed object, the one ring. It's war, it's, love, it's the wild west.

     

    corny summary but yes lotr cowboy au

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    1/?
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    Diamond Cleeveholm never asked to leave home. But in the wake of her grandmother's death, she’s stuck in Tuckborough—a town that fears change and shuns strangers. Between cultural clashes, unexpected friendships, and haunting visions of a coming darkness, growing up is not going to be easy—and for Diamond, it may decide the fate of the Shire. Follow Diamond through this tale of self-discovery, love, war, and coming of age.

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    What was happening in the Shire while Frodo, Merry, Sam and Pippin were on their grand adventure? Only one rebellion survived the foreign occupation until their return, thanks to Diamond of Long Cleeve. This found series explores how she grew into a leader that inspired a nation.

    (2 years pre-adventure of the Ring.)

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    17/17
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    NO LONGER ON HIATUS; CH16 OUT SOON

    In which the Fellowship has a much bigger quest to worry about. The group has broken up, but one prison break, one magic ritual, and several prophecies later, they're off to destroy the Ring of Melkor and break the siege of Minas Tirith. The problem is, they're not exactly what the city was hoping for.

    Pippin is presently reconsidering his life choices. Being kidnapped by the Uruk-hai, for example, was not part of the plan. Neither was becoming the vahka 'en heledh and trying not to dial Melkor every other minute. And falling in love with the princess of Long Cleeve may have been the biggest deviation of all. But Pippin rarely has a plan to deviate from, so it must be fate.

    Aragorn is trying not to fall apart. He's pretty sure he's going to be the worst king ever, and not just because of the prophecies that say he'll likely bring about the fall of Middle-earth. Oh, and he has to destroy another all-powerful ring with a couple of hobbits, one of whom has a direct hotline to Mordor. What could possibly go wrong?

    AU where Merry and Pippin don't escape from the Orcs, Diamond comes into the story a bit early...and Boromir doesn't stay dead for long.

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    Frodo is in love with Sam. Sam is in love with Frodo. They both know, but take forever to make
    a move.

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    The shenanigans of the fellowship as first-year students living in flat 12 of the David Kato building at the University of York.

    Rated teen and up due to a fair amount of swearing.

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    10/?
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    "'Everyone thinks of me a fool,' he called to his older cousin. 'If this is what makes it true… then so be it.' Pippin nodded, a childish optimism blooming warm in his chest. Maybe it was blind determination, maybe it was idiocracy. It didn’t matter anymore. Pippin was afraid of orcs. But he didn’t feel afraid now. The orc could beat him, hurt him, kill him even. It didn’t matter. All that mattered to Pippin was that three hobbits made it home to the shire. Pippin thought of Gandalf’s story of a path beneath a far sunset. Taking the path to protect his cousin didn’t sound so bad. "

    Summary: During the final battle at the black gates, Pippin Took finds his courage in order to protect his older cousin. But it comes at a price. The worrying question is, will this injury be enough to permanently separate Merry and Pippin?

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    "Merry." Pippin said flatly, and almost soberly.

    "What?" Merry once again thought that Pip was going to be sick, but he wasn't showing any signs of it other than some slightly uncomfortable squirming.

    "I need to..." Pippin winced in discomfort, his movements becoming very obvious to Merry, now.

    Oh. Of course.

    CONTAINS KINK/FETISH CONTENT. DONT LIKE, DONT READ.

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    Elvira Salvatore, once from a high class northern family finds herself thrown into the story of one of her favourite authors. When she is brought under the wing of Gandalf she starts to think that she made a deal with a higher being that can't be taken back. Now she has to juggle learning magic, archery, and sword play while trying to stay alive in a world that was not made for someone like her who would much rather stay at home reading a book or grading papers.

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    10,602
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    11
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    3
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    139
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    You and Merry have been fooling around for a while, away from the public eye. On a sunny day, while having a little rendezvous you're almost caught; twice...

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    Because of an egregious injustice against Boromir, Pippin must pay his dues and pledge his service to the Denethor family business.

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    Chapters:
    2/4
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    Because I freaking can, m'kay?

    Assuming that the war of the ring never happened, thence I give you The Secret Life of Hobbits.
    Carrots, potatoes and mushrooms, oh my!

    Language:
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    173
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    9
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