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pirates don't get pensions by itsmetheguyofthestars for The_Burning_EMber
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Sep 2025
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Techno, a pirate under the leadership of the feared captain Phil of the Poison Emerald, faces his toughest battle- convincing Phil not to retire.
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Keeping My Head Above Water (I Meant That As A Figure Of Speech) by Productofaritual, RoseGoldOrigins, sipuli
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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Maybe dad is with Tommy right now.
I bet he never told Tommy not to leave the reef.
That was the thought floating in Fundy’s mind, as he turned towards Niki and flapped his tail one final time, pushing him over the invisible line.
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Against his dad's wishes, Fundy leaves the pod's home reef to explore the ocean with Niki. Far above them, a crew of pirates steer their ship through the waves.
(One of our 3 entries for the Fic Swap event!)
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- Part 1 of MCYT Fic Swap 2025 (Team 11)
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Getting kidnapped was not on Dream’s expectations in his life, considering that his father hated him and wouldn’t give a shit about him. But for some reason the pirates of the flying ship The Syndicate still saw it as a good idea. With a captain who was ready to sell Dream away, the young prince has to find a way to escape or get Captain Technoblade to set him free. Either way Dream would have to stay on the ship with the weirdly nice crew.
Day 3 of Citrus Dreamnoblade Week: Enemies to Lovers!
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one half gone, the other lost by liddywiddy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
02 Jul 2025
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2 universes almost the same path, difrent roles, except tommy, he suffers.
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Techno turned back toward his ship, eyes cold as the northern frost. “I'll handle it Phil. Don't you worry.”
Phil didn’t answer right away. He just rested a hand on his old friend’s shoulder. “Be careful, mate.”
Techno gave a humorless chuckle. “When have I ever?”
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Technoblade is a pirate that works for the Antarctic kingdom. He's told to sail off into the coast to deal with L'manburgs ships sailing into the Antarctics waters.
He picks up a blonde teen on the job.
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Technoblade is Assigned Babysitting Duty Once Again by AlexMP
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), Dream SMP
10 Jun 2025
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Many debate what happens after we pass. Technoblade wouldn't be able to tell you though, since the universe has decided to turn him into a cliche isekai anime protagonist.
Technoblade didn't want to live a new life, having few regrets in his first, knowing his content had brought joy to many around the world, and entrusting his loved ones to continue selling out his brand. Though, you can't really deny the call of the sea. Besides, he had a promise to keep.
He'd forsake the new name he'd been gifted, and donned one he vowed to uphold in the next hundred lives.
Technoblade never dies.Under threat of no more sweets, the next chapter has been published.
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- Part 1 of YouTubers + Anime = Tomfoolery
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Fanart on a time crunch! by darealwaffleking for sircantus, QuincyTeardrop, ohpossums
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Feb 2025
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This will be fanart but just less time consuming :P
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This will be un-rendered, small sketches or background/character designs to tide you over while I'm busy! I hope to be able to do more fully rendered pieces soon.
if you want to recommend Fics I should draw fanart of that would be more than welcome!
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- Part 2 of Fanart
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Tied to the ocean through blood, sweat, and tears (I wouldn’t have it any other way) by Strawbee9
Fandoms: Dream SMP
11 Jan 2025
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The legends of grand tales do not fail to skip small port villages. Tales of grandeur and bravery, plunder and victory. Ruthless pirate captains and their love of the sea, rum, and their loyal crews. Stories of mer and sirens, one helping and one drawing some to their deaths. Magic only the mind of a sea hardened man can imagine.
There’s Captain Technoblade, one of the most ruthless pirates to sail the high seas. He plunders any ship he comes across and leaves no survivors.
There’s also Wilbur Soot, thought to be the son of a siren because his singing can make you forget your worries and bring you aboard his ship. His crews are always joyful and songs are never silent. But remember that he and his crew are dangerous and just as ruthless.
Mer and sirens, although they may be just tales and stories of waterlogged minds, are said to influence the waves and tides, bending earth’s patterns to their wills. Sirens like to lure ships to sharp rocks, where mer like to smooth the rocks for a safe passage.
And when these tales reach those small seaside towns, small children gather ‘round the pirates, all distrust lost for the stories, and they listen.
Or))DSMP Pirate AU!
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- Part 9 of Its midnight and god can't stop me now~
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The Shadow.
Any sailor worth their salt knew the tale of the mysterious ship who sailed the seas without a Captain or crew, laden with gold and treasures beyond anyone's imagination. Legends surrounded her that parents would tell their children before they laid down to sleep, many tried to claim her helm but no soul would return from such a journey. Tips and knowledge were traded across weathered planks of wood in taverns overrun with rough seamen drunk on cheap beer, all aspiring to be the one to own the wild vessel. Mystery and intrigue followed in her wake, a symbol of freedom and temptation that several wished to tame as a way to make a name for themselves but none so far had been successful.
In Techno’s many travels he heard whispers and rumours of this vessel, the tiniest part of him did clamber for a chance to be the one who claimed the glory. His honour demanded he repay Phil with his life anyways, after saving his own he must fulfill the debt somehow. Adventure ruled his heart and he couldn’t help the whimsical excitement that flooded his gut being given the chance to attach his name to the mythical Shadow.
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- Part 20 of Technoblade-Centric Stories
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It's been a year and a half since Philza lost everything. His sight, his shore, his wife, his crew, his life, his hope, and most notably, his patience for this annoying, monotone ghost that calls himself Technoblade.
Phil wants to find his crew, but he knows they're long gone. The Shadow never is kind to those who try to tame her.
The fact that Techno has stayed tethered, and The Shadow simply cursed Phil, is a miracle.
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- Part 2 of Phantom Sails
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After twenty years of staring at the sea by saturna_alis for Phantom_652
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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Techno looked at Tommy, hesitating slightly. “How’d you know my name?”
A splash, Tommy looked up at Techno with a little glimmer in his eyes.
“I know a lot about you, Techno.” He smiled, sharp and dangerous. “People talk. No one expects anything to be listening when all they can see is endless blue and a rocky death.”
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or, Techno is a pirate and Tommy is a siren he's been looking for the last two weeks.
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- Part 2 of the sand at the bottom
- Part 10 of satu's fic fight adventures 2024
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Stick Out Your Neck From the Sea by MythAnnLegend
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
26 Aug 2024
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But when Techno stabbed down after an effective combination, enough to slice through Phil’s clothes and pin him to the deck, he saw it.
Someone out who’s lived longer than the world has wanted. A… killer, perhaps.
He couldn’t.
He couldn’t.
The thought rang in his head all day. He laid down to rest in the mid afternoon because he couldn’t focus, and the waves took him out of his mind.
“You found someone.”
The siren song accompanied every word, but rather than comfort, it made him nauseous.
“No,” Phil told her, “I haven’t yet.”
Kristin wasn’t able to be lied to.or
The Blood God is back for a sequel! This time Phil is trying to find his place on the ship, Kristin is looking for her next sacrifice, Techno has just begun to define the word "family," Wilbur is struggling to reconnect with his father, and Tommy gets a knife!
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- Part 2 of Ship in a Bottle
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Thieves and Beggars (Never Shall We Die) by CainsFandomChaos, UncreativeUser27
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Aug 2024
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William was only ever supposed to take his mandatory self defense lessons and continue on his routine as normal despite them.
William was not meant to be abducted by pirates, and subsequently dragged on a multitude of adventures with said pirates over an ever lengthening period of time.
Or, worst of all, be "gifted" a new name.
What kind of name was Wilbur, anyways?
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OR,this story follows Prince turned pirate, sissy to bitchy, boring to whoreing, stick in the mud to BAMF thats chugging rum, William genericroyallastname the third to Wilbur soot! And his journey from enemies to friends to family with a rag tag group of people that kinda sorta hate him (pirates and royalty dont mix, who wouldve guessed! But trust me the family will be found . . . At some point)
(yes this synopsis is copy and pasted from my tumblr chaosismynamemf, what of it?)
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Piratessssssss
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Tear The Seas Asunder by Issybettyx
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Feb 2024
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“I’m literally the most uninteresting person you’ll ever meet, I’m a thief, and I’ve never met you in my life.“ the boy explained, expecting Philza’s relief to fall off his face; but instead, a smile rose, one dripping of fondness.
It did not make the warmth grow.
Absolutely not.
“That’s the entire reason why I’ve got the right person, Tommy,” Philza told him, motioning to Techno to let him out of his grip.
His mind told him to run.
His legs ached and his chest felt tight, but he should run because he was with two of the most dangerous people of the seas.
And yet, that soft smile Philza was giving him pinned him in place. Tommy could’ve sworn he saw a few of his grey hairs turn blonde again.
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Or; Tommy’s the child of the prophecy, and SBI dedicated their life to finding him
Or or; tommy’s got cool water powers and gains a family because of it
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ABANDONED
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The pirates,The Blood God, had spared his life and his son’s, but he knew better than to think it was an act of mercy.
The captain of The Blood God was a legend of a man. Technoblade’s tales had barely escaped across the waves, as no one usually survived encounters with him. Technoblade took lives, spared no one, and everyone had been taught to fear the sight of a red Jolly Roger.
“Why would you spare me?” Phil asked, toeing the line between pushing for answers and staying compliant enough to live. “It would be more fitting for someone like you to kill me in front of my son.”
Phil didn’t like the look he received in return, a cold smile with unknown intentions. “It would, wouldn’t it?” Technoblade considered, eyes glancing between Phil and Tommy. “My plans for you aren’t set in stone, Philza, but if your son proves to be a useful hand, perhaps I’d let you live.”
Phil didn’t believe that. “Instead of having him kill me to prove his loyalty?”
The pirate dared him to say more. “Don’t give me ideas you don’t want implemented.”or
Pirate Captain Technoblade has taken two new prisoners. No one is particularly happy about it.
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- Part 1 of Ship in a Bottle
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It is only at dawn of a cold, autumn day that the elements awaken.
It is not an apocalypse.
It is not an apocalypse, but where four men wake—surrounded by a town of decay, at the base of a sacred cliff, washed up on a shore, and buried six feet under—there is only a promise of revenge.
The Horsemen have arrived.
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OR: SBI all gain the favor of an element with their revival after untimely deaths. What better way to use these than to overthrow the government?
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HIATUS--MAYBE ABANDONED - support victims <33
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Thy Scales illuminate thou beautiful sound by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Dec 2023
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Ever wonder where the legends and tales of Siren’s come from?
Ever think of why they are never really seen or heard of?
Well Captain Philza Craft and his crew of Pirates who sail the seas on their ship, the Black Raven. Are about to find out what a siren looks like because they have been living with one since Tommy brought him onboard.Series
- Part 3 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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A Breeze of Freedom Enclosed in Shackles by Leaflex
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
14 Dec 2023
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“I’d like to give my utmost gratitude and honor to the Angel of Death, for he has blessed this kingdom with prosperity and safety for as long as I’ve been king.”
The citizens stand in rows, uniformed. Before entering the palace the guards stripped them of any personal belongings besides clothing. In the presence of such powerful figures, there can be no imperfections or threats.
“Any words you would like to share, Prince Wilbur?” his father asks.
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Wilbur is a Prince who's an avian in a society where that's not accept. Then a pirate and a regent come in and ruin his life even more.
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Do You Know The Rules? (Because I Know How To Break Them) by RoseGoldOrigins
Fandoms: mcyt, DreamSMP
12 Dec 2023
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[Tommy had an exceptionally odd gift.
No matter what object you put in front of him he could determine it’s value down to the cent.
With rocks he had pocketed them idly and sold them to docks. To impress Tubbo he had flourished dull stones and cracked them open on the side of tables to reveal blood red rubies and gems.
His friend had gotten quite used to his antics over the years. The party trick getting old long before they arrived on the ship called the ‘Sleepy Bois’]---------
Tommy had always joked about getting rich but what his crew don't know is he could achieve that anytime quite easily. After joining their ship he discovered family, friends and a good night singing his heart out was all he needed to be happy.
It was the SBI's turn to learn the value Tommy brought to the table though. Sometimes even when all your belongings were stripped away you had to turn to your family, forgive your losses and trust you could make it out together.Series
- Part 5 of Polished Works