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Getting kidnapped was not on Dream’s expectations in his life, considering that his father hated him and wouldn’t give a shit about him. But for some reason the pirates of the flying ship The Syndicate still saw it as a good idea. With a captain who was ready to sell Dream away, the young prince has to find a way to escape or get Captain Technoblade to set him free. Either way Dream would have to stay on the ship with the weirdly nice crew.
Day 3 of Citrus Dreamnoblade Week: Enemies to Lovers!
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“Dream, marry me.”
Dream turned to look at him, the expression on his mask as blank as always, but his voice carried surprise, “Techn–”
“If you ruled the Arctic with me, Manberg wouldn’t dare attack us for any trivial reason.”
“Wha – No!”
“Please Dream, everyone loves you. And you know how much they hate me for absolutely no reason, but if you’d be ruling the Arctic with me, they’d leave us alone,“ Techno plead, “And! And you’d get your dad from breathing down your neck all the time.”
“I don’t think he’s going to like me ruling an anarchist country with a piglin.”
“Oh you know he doesn't give a shit about you. He just wants to profit off you by marrying you to some rich noble. However, if you're already off the market, he can’t do anything now can he, not after we’ve vowed to the Gods to combine our souls in holy matrimony.”
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Techno asks Dream to marry him, for purely political reasons of course.
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Dream is out of prison living his best life, and so he starts to think of all the times he fell in love with Technoblade.
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- Part 3 of block people
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Technoblade was used to weirdness. At least he thought so.
Until the voices started behaving weirder than usual.
They started to sing.
They started to sing right before his sparring session with a certain green telletubby.
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- Part 1 of Rivals Duo || [ Dream SMP ]
- Part 2 of The lost days || Riad's c!dsmp AU || [ DreamSMP ]
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More Or Less Myself by SourGummyWyrm
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2024
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Hate reading a book is a perfectly normal thing to do, hate burning said book is cathartic. Wilbur would really, really like to burn that book right now.
Unfortunately, being inside said book kinda makes it impossible. Unless he decided to, just maybe, light the palace on fire.
Wilbur shouldn’t be considering it but he is.
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TL;DRWilbur Soot, feral cat in human form, is set upon the nobility after getting shoved into the body of a beloved (and soon to be dead and insane) crown prince.
Secretly, many of the nobility are cat people.
These two things are related.
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- Part 1 of Sour's Wilbur-Centric Works
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Дело о Времени и Детях-Изгоях by RaccoonEatsPies
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Apr 2024
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Возможно - только возможно! - путешествия Карла во времени повлияли на пространственно-временной континуум чуть-чуть сильнее, чем тот рассчитывал.
Проследим же за путешествием детей, наших любимых персонажей, шагнувших прямо со страниц Баек из SMP в мир Дрим SMP. И, может быть, по пути нам удастся обрести семью.По сути, мне стало интересно, что бы случилось, если бы у Дрима был хотя бы кто-то рядом. Терапия в лучшем ее проявлении. Этот фик был чистым крэком, пока вдруг не перестал им быть.
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That Time Techno Stopped a Rumour by RedRubstheFlower_064
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Apr 2024
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“You know there is a rumour going around that you are in a romantic relationship with George, right?”
“A rumour? Are you telling me people are doubting it?”
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- Part 11 of That Time When Techno
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Not Another Superhero AU by BuckyTheDragon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Mar 2024
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Dream (Dart), the average hero grunt (who is one inconvenience away from saying “fuck it” and turning to villainhood), has a soft spot for the annoying vigilante that just so happens to “accidentally” run into Dream on patrol constantly. A new threat appears that has Tommy (Torch) as one of the only people that can do anything about it. So, for the sake of the city (and at the cost of Dream’s dwindling sanity), the two team up.
The two are kidnapped by said threat, and Tommy’s family comes to save them. Well, save Tommy, that is. Dream is just pulled along for the ride because Tommy said so. Oh, and Tommy’s family are world renown super villains. Dream doesn’t get paid enough for this shit, but at least Blood God is hot. -
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This is fluff, with a slight angst and a Happy ending!
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S TO EVERYONE (even tho it's only 6 pm for me:>)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,396
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 48
- Hits:
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Badboyhalo: Oh? What's this? :o
Dream: BAD!! HI!!
Dream: this is a groupchat i made :)Wilbur soot: I dont want to sound rude but..
Wilbur soot: why did yuo make it? What are we here for?Dream: wanted to keep track of everyone!
Dream: and chaosTechnoblade has gone online
Technoblade: In other words, Dream lost a bet to me.
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Or another chatfic of Dream harem and pining idiots,, who will win Dream's heart? We'll see!! Oh and i guess theres magic, actors and such but that doesnt really matter
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- Part 1 of non's dream centric fics
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That Time When Techno Got a Surprised Visit by RedRubstheFlower_064
Fandoms: Minecraft - Fandom
20 Sep 2023
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Techno just wants to sulk since George was out and he gets a surprise visit from a green teletubby.
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- Part 8 of That Time When Techno
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Technoblade never got the point of figure skating; it’s not like he was throwing shade at the sport or whatever it’s classified as but he just didn’t see the point. The “sport” was well useless in his book. Why would people want to sit and watch other people skate to music? Sure they did cool tricks but now that he thinks about it saying they do tricks sounds like their animals. Whatever the point is that technoblade doesn’t get figure skating.
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That Time When Techno Asks For a Toll by RedRubstheFlower_064
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Aug 2023
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"Let me by."
"No. HEY!"
"🤨"
"Not till you pay the toll."
"It's my house."
"It's a kissing toll."
"You idiot…" “...can I go now?"
"No."
"Techno, I have to go to the bathroom—"
"Inflation these days is so steep."
"Idiot."
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- Part 6 of That Time When Techno
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Just a bunch of OneShot stories that were requested either on Tumblr or over the google doc on my discord server! I wrote those to get out of writer's block.
List of the Requests:
1. Pokemon AU
2. College AU
3. Secret Relationship
4. Villain!Techno
5. Piglin!Techno x Mate!Dream
6. Chaos God! Techno x Blood God!DreamSpecified tags can be found in the beginning notes of each chapter!
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Dream tears his eyes away from where he’s editing the latest manhunt, his brain hurting. He often listens to Techno’s videos and past livestreams while he edits — he started this during Techno’s Bedwars winstreak and hasn’t broken the habit. He doesn’t plan on telling Techno, either.
Techno would call him a simp. And Dream doesn’t simp, okay? Techno’s voice is just very calming, rough and monotone but in a way that feels warm on Dream’s ears. It helps him focus.
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Modern/Streamer AU, but Dream and Techno keep arguing about dogs vs cats
(Title is from Everybody Talks by Neon Trees)
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That Time When Techno Drop Kick a Child by RedRubstheFlower_064
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Feb 2023
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Tommy goes to Techno to escape his exile, but he didn't expect to see Techno cuddling with George on his couch.
A.K.A. Techno drop kicks a child in self defence, you gotta believe him officer.
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- Part 4 of That Time When Techno
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King Technoblade hates meetings. Luckily, he has his beloved to calm him down after a bad one.
(This is a oneshot I found in the depths of my Google Docs and cleaned up a bit! Please read the beginning notes <3)
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I remember that I was drunk out my mind when we kissed for the first time by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Dec 2022
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Another chatfic, in which Dream and Techno are in love but don't realize it, Illumina is so freaking done with his idiot friends, and everyone else is there for the ride. Featuring: QPR!Drellumina, badass Dream, Techno as the embodiment of gay panic, and lots of geese.
(Title is from This Time by Diviners, IZECOLD, and Tim Beeren)
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- Part 40 of dnb fics <3
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Till I Met You by RionTales06 for wormvirtues
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Nov 2022
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His freckles stood out more against his cheeks, the dots splattered across his cheeks and the bridge of his nose, and his eyes that always have been a vivid emerald green reflected nicely against the soft yellow hues in them –.
Dream looked beautiful.
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Wait what.
What was he thinking? Him. The Technoblade called someone beautiful and it was Dream of all people. What was going with him. As Technoblade tried to keep his thoughts straight and yet he couldn't help but feel his face heat up even more as he stole another glance at the person in front of him who was oblivious to his current dilemma.
Don’t tell him he had a-
Or a Hall Monitor AU where Technoblade is going through extreme denial and Dream silently pinning but they make it work in the end.
Or 5 times Technoblade unknowingly chases after Dream and one time he finally gets caught
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“Welcome to Pepehands Pizza!” A voice, sounds from his right, and he turns to find a man already looking at him with a smile on his face. Momentarily, Techno feels stunned. Maybe it’s simply because the man is exactly his type, but he thinks, utterly besotted already, that if his type was something completely different, it would likely change drastically after meeting this man.
Is Techno allowed to award points to restaurants simply because of the attractive waitstaff?
“Uh- sir? You okay?” Techno mentally cursed at himself, clearing his throat and coughing slightly to make sure he didn't spill out any of the words he was saying in his own mind.
“Eh- yeah. Sorry, just blown away by the… decorations in here.” As he spoke, Techno’s eyes trailed away from the pretty freckles dancing over a slightly-crooked nose, looking at the walls to find barely anything covering pale, off-white paintーhe’s made a fool of himself far too many times in the span of one minute, he’s going to have to include a warning in his write-up that the waitstaff will make you lose any sense of control you thought you had.
Or:Dream is a waiter at a two star restaurant, and Techno is a health inspector that keeps coming back
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- Part 92 of Dreamnoblade One Shots