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Dave wasn't shocked when Dirk came to him to say he'd fucked up. Fucking up seemed to be the typical Strider skill at this point, especially his brother. But when he'd told him that he'd somehow merged different splinters into himself and that they were fighting for his body, he wasn't so sure if Dirk was telling an awful joke, or if he had genuinely made the biggest of all fucking mistakes.
Quickly, he realised, it wasn't a joke at all.
And oh boy. Dirks were insufferable.
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NEWGENS: LOOK OUT FOR SPOILERS!! CONTAINS SPOILERS OF THE ENTIRE COMIC!! I hope you're not looking for fanfics while only part way through the comic but if you are DON'T READ THIS ONE!
A collection of oneshots of the humans' and trolls' lives through the meteor, Earth C, and various AU's.
Table of Contents in the first chapter.
There will be a part 2 for some of these.
Feel free to comment with your favorites if you'd like to see more!
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“I think I’ll go to the audition, just to… Check things out.” So Jake’s made his mind up, then. You can’t help but wonder why he called, maybe he needed to rationalize this and you just made things a thousand times worse. You swallow and breathe in a square to calm down, which never works for you.
“Yeah, uh, okay. Cool. Good luck, man.” Smooth, Strider. Jake won’t suspect a thing, you really are amazing.
Nepo baby Dirk Strider is trying to date the love of his life without getting to wound up in Jake's newfound fame. Dirk's dad adds fuel to the fire.
Updates every other week! (probably)
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Karkat was just trying to raise his tadpoles in peace, when a Strider stumbled into his life, and impulsively asked him out on a date. He never suspected he'd fall in love with a human.
Until now.
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Me when I remember I have free will to write whatever I want by Kaybay
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Oct 2025
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“Dirk hated him, he hated this. Being weak and warm and flushed with these overwhelming feelings. His glare was weak, not holding the harshness of what he liked to think. Jake caught his lips once more with a passion that oozed desire, Dirk wished he could give him attitude. Shove him back and make him beg for it or apologise, but he didn’t- Not because he couldn’t, but because he didn’t want to, which he despised.”
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John was tired of trying to be in bands that didn’t really stop trying to be hardcore. However, this is Illinois and 2001. Referencing a pop punk band’s origins but being original eventually. Girl problems and being an ultra mega virgin never hurt anyone…
This is JohnVris heavy but I’m trying to incorporate more relationships!
Very happy to hear any suggestions or friendly criticism! I’m a noob when it comes to writing so please don’t feel like problems should be ignored!
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- Part 2 of Homestuck (The Band)
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Dave has a crush on dirks ex, Cronus, and it goes from there.
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Dirk seems to have made a mistake, that mistake being accidentally fusing with multiple of his splinters and having them tweak out in his head. And now it's Dave's job to make sure it doesn't get out of hand, and maybe stopping anyone else from finding out if he can. One's work is never done as they say.
Small Summary, Decently Sized Work. Eventually.
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kinktober - day 4 - hand jobs
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dirk knows that he shouldn't think about it all too much. but jake is almost impossible for him to ignore.
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- Part 3 of kinktober 2025
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Two girls Just trying to catch some zzz's.
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The world keeps turning despite what you might think.
Family is what you make it. Whether you're a Strider, a Lalonde, an Egbert, or an English. The best thing about being Dave is that your family is always there when you need them, even if that extended and found family does include all your friends.
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- Part 10 of Perfect Little Freaks
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A myriad of pairings for kinktober 2025, a few of these are sort of snippets of AUs that could be written about further if prompted.
Tags and ships will be added with each day that is written!Warning: Not every ship written is "ethical" in the context of canon, do with this what you will.
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Dirk has a wet dream about being turned into a human puppet. When a godtier Seer of Mind Terezi on Earth C catches him thinking about it, she decides to offer her help in making the dream a reality.
It's way more fucked up than it sounds.
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The Seven Year Itch by FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
01 Oct 2025
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The torrid affair between Senator Jake "Hass the Rock" Harley and radio host Roderick "Bro" Strider during 1955-1956, as seen in the background of "The Alternian Candidate".
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- Part 6 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
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[Podfic] Roxy's Letter from Chapter 16 of The Seven Year Itch by EveryOtherUsernameWasTaken6604, FailureArtist for FailureArtist
Fandoms: Homestuck, The Manchurian Candidate (1962), The Manchurian Candidate - Richard Condon
30 Sep 2025
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- Part 8 of The Three-Way Cold War Chess Game
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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John is a normal boy living in Rome. But when he’s gifted a new slave and a revolt occurs in his cousins’ kingdom, his whole life is turned upside down.
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Hello! This is my headcanon dump for my fan fiction: “Homestuck is our band name?” Hope you enjoy this word vomit haha
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- Part 1 of Homestuck (The Band)
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Seeking refuge on another planet was supposed to be the hard part. Making new friends, traversing family secrets, dealing with break ups, it's all a lot harder than you think. Add on top some sort of strange video game, it's a mess.
Follow Karkat, Dave, Sollux, Kankri, Dirk, Cronus, Jake, and Hal as they attempt to navigate the nuance and trials they're faced with.
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== > Be Jake
Your head is swimming and pulsing with adrenaline, you’re pretty sure you ended up getting shot during the fight, but your body hasn’t registered it yet, so you’ll keep going as long as you can. You’ll need to get back to headquarters soon. But first, you need to make sure this villain is on his way to jail. You have been working non-stop to catch Ult, and it seems like you finally have. It’s been hell trying to catch someone whose speed outmatches your trigger finger and the way he warps reality, sending your bullets back at you.
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==> Be Dave
Slowing it down, until the bass is almost unnoticable, forcing down your feelings of fear, keeping your heart beat unheard so you can focus on the next incoming strike. Slowly moving the records back to a normal pace, the base line of a beating heart. A skip in a beat. Brown eyes boring into your soul, messy black hair pushing underneith a beanie. Red, pulsing ribbons of blood grabbing a hold of a threat. A savior. The beat picks up, scared and frantic, jumbled and messy, uncertain and unknowing. Then, nothing. Your hands are hovering over the records, frozen in place.-- -- --
Hero!Stuck DirkJake and DaveKat AU
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Continuation from Kiss me
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- Part 2 of We're making this happen
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,339
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 16
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