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Sootfire, Pigskull and Tommy are brothers stuck in the middle of a war for independence. The Southern Army, a group of cats who're fighting for their lives to gain independence from Dreamcatcher's tyranny, going against No'berg's battalion, the Jade Battalion. Sootfire want's this war to go smoothly more than anything, maybe even the ones he loves. Tommy just want's this to be over. And Pigskull is caught between his loyalty and the truth.
OR a bunch o' the members of the smp are cats now, half of them are in a war, your welcome
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- Part 1 of Till death do lives expire
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The duo approached the counter cautiously while looking around. Wilbur learned on the counter with curiosity. They never have people this rich come in; in all honesty, it's more often they see robbers than rich people. There have been four, including the two new rich people. The first two rich people were the worst Karens Wilbur had to deal with. Even worse, they always come during the morning shift, his shift!
Wilbur then put on his customer service voice as he spoke to the duo in front of him.
"Welcome to Puffy's Sweets and Treats! What can I get for you two today?"
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Wilbur is trying to run away from his family, and Dream is trying to run away from his hunters. Both men have people searching for them for malicious reasons. Neither of them want to be involved. Both are trying to improve themselves. So what do they do? They work as baristas at a coffee shop together!
Or, Wilbur and Dream don't want to do what the people around them do, and join together.
OR, OR, I just wanted a Madd Duo-centric fic.
( Also, all of these are MERELY the characters! I might be changing some up a little bit. Thus, they might not all be accurate. But, they are my personal interpretation. )
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A ballad for the heart (the jester learnt how to sing) by Stars_in_my_eyes13
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Oct 2025
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Wilbur Soot was supposed to make something of himself. University, music, freedom. He had it all lined up until everything fell apart. Now he’s back in his childhood bedroom, working shifts at his father’s bakery, like he's a kid again.
But home isn't the one he grew up in. His brother barely talks to him. His father’s smile belongs to a new kid named Tommy, who’s taken over the house like he’s always lived there.
but with nothing going his way, maybe this kid might help him
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wilbur is sad and tommy is sad and maybe they can help each other out
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youre not scared of what you dont know by spamtenna_enjoyer
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
25 Oct 2025
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A bright smile spreads across their face. With venom laced on their tongue, Q hisses sweetly, “And what’s your name for the order?”
Something in the way Q speaks rattles Wilbur to his core. He can’t decide if he wants to make a run for it or lay down his life for the diner employee. Static floods his mind, and his hands go limp at his sides.
His brain fights against the walls of his skull, and Wilbur blinks away the haze from behind his eyes. He takes a moment to glance around and ground himself in reality once more. Remembering the question, Wilbur turns back to Q and answers with the most charming smile he can muster, “Ah, I don’t really remember. Call me what you like.”
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Wilbur is a vampire and forgets he's a vampire. Well, actually, he forgets who he is.
Quackity is a fae who's more than a little curious about this weird "mortal" who doesn't know his own name.
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what would happen if a villain crashed landed on a civilians balcony and said civilian dragged them inside?
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For Your Eyes Only by Insatiable_You
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 23: Erotic Dancing
"Poker. Best of three. You pick the style. Loser gets up on that pole."
Quackity can't help the fact that he's immediately intrigued.
Sue him. Wilbur's not half bad to look at, and Quackity wouldn't mind seeing how he fares on a pole. He probably hasn't done it before. Maybe Quackity can give him some tips, though it's been a while since he gave it a whirl himself. Hell, maybe it'd even be fun.
"Alright then, Wilbur, fine. Classic hold 'em. I'm dealer." And, because he really can't help himself: "And good luck beating the casino owner at a fucking card game. It's like you want to lose."
Wilbur hands him the deck with an unnecessary flourish, and for some impossible reason, it feels like he's already won. "Maybe I do."
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Quackity's having a terrible day. Wilbur intends on changing that with a deck of cards and a pole.
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under the weight of new beginnings by liqasto
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Oct 2025
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a canon divergence au where manberg wins the war during the manberg vs pogtopia war.
compare this to a procedural show that might have plot arcs.
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Shared Cigarettes, Spilt Wine by Centur1on
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Oct 2025
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It was one night.
One night, two kisses, and three drinks.
Three drinks, two men, and one love that wouldn’t die even after they’d parted from what they’d dreaded would be their only meeting.
But one night turned into two.
OR: a bunch of oneshots of TNT duo living together and being in tooth-rotting love, but it takes place in the 1950's and Fundy is Wilbur's son!
!!THIS IS NOT MADE IN RELATION TO WILBUR SOOT, IT IS MY REPRESENTATION OF THE CHARACTER ONLY!!
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Quackity’s whole body was buzzing, the pleasure shooting through his nerves and amplified by the amount he had to drink.
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- Part 23 of kinktober25
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The Sky Beneath My Skin by Insatiable_You
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 22: Sex Pollen
"This is getting kind of creepy, you know that?"
He's risking it all, taking a few steps closer, but it lets him see something he hadn't seen before. Wilbur finally acknowledges him, eyes darting up to his face and staring right through him. His whole body shuffles closer to the plant, almost protectively, yet he still manages to flash a somewhat casual smile.
"What's it to you? Everyone keeps telling me to get a hobby. I figured you'd be thrilled."
Quackity laughs, even though it's not funny. "Thrilled? You practically live in your own garden. When's the last time you ate? Or slept?"
The smile drops. Wilbur's stare grows more intense, and only then does Quackity realize his pupils are blown wide as saucers.
"Don't need any of that. I barely feel it."
His face is flushed, too. Quackity didn't flag it as unusual, at first—Wilbur always gets heated when they argue—but this is something else. It's almost...
No. That's not possible.
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Wilbur gets his hands on an avian aphrodisiac—to taunt Quackity with, of course. It's not like he himself is avian, right?
...right?
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A selection of DSMP one shots for Kinktober 2025!
This is my first official work on AO3 so please be kind and respectful, thank you!
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Alexis Quackity never imagined that his path would cross with someone of royal blood. Wilbur entered his life like a fairy tale come to life.
Well, until he overheard, by chance, that the prince needed to marry.
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The Radiator by Insatiable_You
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 21: Masturbation
Quackity, infuriatingly, seems to lack any and all interest in him today. He's not noticeably bothered by the bad habits that typically drive him up the wall, he doesn't appear to be looking for a fight or a fuck or anything of interest, he won't even offer so much as a dirty look. And Wilbur, like the addict he is, only craves it more in its absence.
Speaking of uninteresting, Quackity's still talking.
"Wilbur? Are you listening?"
"Mmmyep."
A sigh. Now they're getting somewhere. Still not quickly enough, though.
He has a lot of terrible ideas floating through his head. Is he already tipsy, or is he just horny? No matter. He'll pick the worst option and roll with the punches.
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Quackity wants to talk business. Wilbur wants to get his ass beat. Only one of them can win.
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Wilbur's family was overthrown and executed one year ago.
Six months ago, Wilbur came back.
Wilbur tries to figure out what to do with his undead self and tries to worm his way back into the power that he once knew.
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DO NOT SUPPORT WILBUR
Title from 'Doomsday' by DerivakatSeries
- Part 1 of doomsday (dsmp medieval au)
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And God does Slime fucking hate when Wilbur thinks he’s right — which is often. That cocky demeanor, Slime doesn’t even have to look up to know he’s wearing that damn smirk. Arrogant asshole, Slime doesn’t understand why Quackity keeps letting him come back.
“I don’t like the way you make me feel.” Slime admits, head raising slowly.
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- Part 3 of my life is nothing but room for you
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You're Bleeding Magic by Insatiable_You
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 20: Blood/Gore
"Does it freak you out?" Wilbur's voice has dropped low and quiet. "The wound, I mean. The blood."
Quackity scoffs. "Nothing freaks me out, Wilbur. Not even you."
Wilbur hums, and Quackity's beginning to think he recognizes that darkness in his eyes. "You like it, then?"
"I didn't say that."
"I know. But do you?"
Gingerly, the worry of going too far still fresh in his mind, Quackity drags his finger along the thin, bloody line across his chest. He doesn't dare let it dip into the flesh like he so desperately craves, just keeps his movements light and predictable. The wound bleeds heavier, and Wilbur shudders, eyelashes fluttering. He presses ever closer, a silent plea that goes unanswered as Quackity pulls his hand away to find it slick with Wilbur's blood.
He wonders how it tastes.
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After revival, Wilbur's left with a stab wound that, stubbornly, refuses to heal. Quackity is obsessed with it.
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Half Moon Hands by leowlin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Oct 2025
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"Where are you from ?" asked Wilbur
"The North."
Wilbur rolled his eyes.
"Where exactly ? What city ?"
"You want a detailed map and three paragraphs of me introducing myself, with that ?" Alex scoffed, clearly determined to be insufferable. Wilbur gritted his teeth, equally annoyed.
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Wilbur is a sixteen-year-old street kid who must fight to survive in The Low Quarters
Alex is the heir to a rich family, but him only dreams of freedom.
When a human trafficking case to which they are both somehow connected start growing, their paths cross.
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Pick A Card (The Two Of Hearts) by nightshade882
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Oct 2025
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“Are you new around here, Houdini? I’m sure there’s another location, say, five miles out from here?”
“Why should I leave?” The man scoffed, shuffling the cards much more than necessary, “I think this place is cozy. And it’s packed in the daytime. Lots of people, y’know. People who would kill to see a good trick or two.”
“...You do realize that I’ll be here, stealing away the traffic?” Wilbur sneered.
“Out of pity. Giving money to the poor is a charitable act, isn’t it?”
Wilbur felt his mouth open slightly.
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Wilbur is a passionate busker trying to make enough money to survive. Quackity is a magician dreaming of getting rich quick. Both of them wind up claiming the same road for their street performances. Antics and shenanigans ensue.
I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD, SUPPORT VICTIMS
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you know the waiting kills you 'fore the hemlock does by spamtenna_enjoyer
Fandoms: Lovejoy (Band), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Video Blogging RPF
20 Oct 2025
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Quackity opened his mouth to speak but Wilbur interrupted with a seething hiss, “Then why do you care? Why did you come find me here?”
“Wil—you know I didn’t mean—“ Quackity cut himself off with a rattling sigh, “You can’t just… ghost me after… that.”
Wilbur paused. His mind brought images to the forefront of his mind against his will—blue jewellery glittering, blue nails tugging on his hair, blue lips against his own, blue fabric slipping off of smooth skin, blue, blue, blue—and he buried them almost immediately.
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ORWilbur and Quackity aren’t each other's biggest fans. They simultaneously can barely function without the other. They make each other worse and they’re addicted to it
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OR ORi'm unwell about lovejoy's debut album so i wrote tnt duo for it because of course i did
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He was safe here. He did know that, deep down. Just a little too long running from hunters had left him twitchy, and while he wasn’t a bird made for flying, being cooped up made him more than a little stir-crazy. Maybe he’d ask to go out with Sapnap, when the human went into town. Wings hidden, of course.
Quackity struggles to understand the concept of someone who isn't out to hurt him
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