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    Tommyinnit is a getaway driver, he works with anyone from criminals to civilians who want experianced drivers. Anyone his boss(Dream) puts on his schedule.

    Wilbur soot is a crime boss, one of the leaders of his fathers business. He's also very stubborn when it comes to being denied, and also hates anteaters with a passion.

    What happens when one gets attached to the other? But the other in reality wants nothing to do with the firsts associates? What happens when ghosts from the past re-enter the youngers life?

     Or, Tommy is a traumatized orphan kid who was raised and works for Dream as a driver. He may also be very adoptable and brother material.

    Or, Or, we seriously need more getaway driver Tommyinnit. If I can add some interest into one of these I will. They all need fucking therapy.

    ~~~~ = timeskip
    ---- = POV change

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    Tommy drags him down by the shirt, glaring straight into his eyes. "If you don't fucking step off, I swear to god, I will stab you in the knee."

    "Have you ever considered that you won't be able to?" Techno says calmly.

    "Oh I absolutely am," Tommy hisses. "The only thing between you and a life with a cane is Philza Minecraft, man of all men."

    "And the only thing between you and foster care is a delicate paper trail." Wilbur interrupts, flicking a butterfly knife between his fingers.

    Or; You can't make a family out of three rivals, but you can make three rivals into a family. Does that make sense? No! But Phil will try anyway. Welcome to my new fic, Philza accidentally adopts three rival serial killers. They can't kill each other, but god can they struggle over who gets The Dad

    Or or; Three sociopaths walk into a room.

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    It was one night.

    One night, two kisses, and three drinks.

    Three drinks, two men, and one love that wouldn’t die even after they’d parted from what they’d dreaded would be their only meeting.

    But one night turned into two.

    OR: a bunch of oneshots of TNT duo living together and being in tooth-rotting love, but it takes place in the 1950's and Fundy is Wilbur's son!

    !!THIS IS NOT MADE IN RELATION TO WILBUR SOOT, IT IS MY REPRESENTATION OF THE CHARACTER ONLY!!

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    In which, Tommy Innit is doing great. His best friend Mr. Ciggy and Miss. Whisky are the best company he's had in ages.

    Predictably, people doesn't like how he's happy.

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    Tommy does tiny crime and everyone act he a war criminal (he technically is)

    Or, or

    Author is suffering. There is a child in the house (i hate kids), the neighbors are singing (it's 11 already goddamit) and personal work is getting too much keke kukake

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    Aliens invaded the human world and killed most of the human population. The remaining survivors have hardened into crueler versions of their formal selves, some more than others.

    - Or -

    Tommy travels around his apocalyptic world with his friends, encountering aliens, infected humans, other survivors, and the one person he hoped had died during the invasion.

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    Wilbur had read him a poem once, about how you know you’re still alive or something like that. He didn’t remember most of it. But he remembered the trick the poet had written about—how you know you’re alive as long as you can still make a fist. Tommy as a child had giggled and slugged his brother in the shoulder, but Tommy today had nobody left to fight. He didn’t think he had the strength to fight anyone anyway, but still. He’d become so familiar with his anger, his rage like a spitting wildcat in his throat, in his fists; his fear was a constant companion, too. Not even in the latter stages of his exile had he felt so… empty.

    But he could still make a fist.

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    Technoblade and Tommy are heroes with paranormal powers. You'd think having such a rare power set would help them get along but it doesn't until they get in each others way and are forced to banish a ghost together.

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    “Hey, give that back.” [REDACTED] yelled after Tommy as he ran around the cave with part of his hoard. Tommy just stuck his tongue out at [REDACTED] as he ran around.

    Or

    Tommy thought that he was just a normal teen in the academy, but when the strongest dragons awaken and memories that couldn’t possibly be his start to arise, he finds he is wrong.

    (Part One of The Dragons’ Bonds)

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    "How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
    "God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
    Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"

    wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?

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    “Here.” And inside the man’s hand was a white carnation. Before Tommy could question the stubbed flower, the braided-haired man stepped forward and placed it inside Tommy’s breast pocket, tampering with it until he was pleased with the position.

    “Never should that flower leave your possession. It is yours,” spoke the debonair man, voice smooth and seldom previously but now edged with a calm acceptance, before turning; the rich fabric flowing and swirling around him, and sauntered far from his position.

    “Pardon me,” Tommy called out, his voice capturing the man’s attention as he witnessed him pause mid-stride and glance over his shoulder. “I do not wish to have them in my care. Take them back.”

    “No.” the man simply retorted without hesitation, stoic and firm with his decision. “I gave them to you out of consideration. It would be rude to disregard them in a manner.”

    “And why should I? You cannot force me to do anything I do not wish to do.”

    “Because I gave them to you.”

     

    Or, Tommy was dragged to a masquerade party, hoping to stay out trouble. Oh, how terribly wrong he was to hope for such a thing.

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    i am no longer able to use my school computer, so im putting all my stories on here.

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    Sbi from a different universe accidentally get sent to the DreamSMP and need to find each other and a way home, but they're a little different...

    (This story is entirely about the DSMP characters and not the real people.)

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    Tommy was decidedly not freaking out.

    No really.

    It was sort of becoming routine to come home and find a famous super lounging on his couch and eating a tub of ice cream or rifling through the medicine cabinet in the bathroom for supplies. A few days ago it was the head of the most infamous villain group, the Syndicate, cooking stir-fry in his kitchen, and today it was apparently the number 2 and 3 heroes bickering in front of the TV as they played Mario Kart.

    This…this had to be normal. Everyone occasionally came home to have a villain, vigilante, or hero just chilling in their home, right?

    … Right?

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    Tommy is just trying to get through a busy Valentine’s Day shift when a clingy couple come in and start hitting on him.

    Will he turn them down or maybe just give in?

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    Imagine life as a play, with actors given lines and puppets pulled by strings. Fate is often a string, isn't it?

    What happens when an actor goes rogue? When a string is cut, a lie is told- however unintentionally- and no one is informed of the slip? Will the story still goes as planned? Will the tragedy remain a tragedy?

    Techno, now known as the Mad Prince, does not know. He has no script, struggles to remember much of the future planned. All he knows is that he'll have to live this life. There is no turning back, there is no going 'home'. This is home now.

    Life can be so cruel.

    FORMERLY OCCAM'S RAZOR LIED (REWRITTEN)

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    “What I am to them…? What are you talking about?” Ranboo has now calmed down. He was just upset about the argument he had with Tubbo earlier. And now it seems Tommy seems to want to pick the same fight. Fine, he can explain himself again. But what did Techno have to do with any of this-

    “Or I guess I should say…” Tommy turns to stare at Ranboo, not into their eyes, but just at their tall figure, “who you’re replacing."

    Or, Tommy gets into Ranboos mind about their sense of self. But unlike how others do it, it’s to help him instead of use him.

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    Calendula Esse is, first and foremost, a tragedy.
    It is a story of a man who did not have to die, who did not deserve to, for he has done nothing wrong.
    It is a story of want and desire outweighing the lives of others.
    It is a story of give and take and take and take, until there was nothing left but the shell of a man and his corpse.
    It is the story of Wilhelm Calendula.

    And, now, it is the story of Wilbur Soot.

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    “Where are we going?”

    Techno didn’t answer.

    “Are we leaving Phil and Wilbur? Are they coming with us?”

    Techno didn’t even look at him, staring straight over the top of Tommy's head.

     

    Or: Zombie Apocalypse AU and people keep dying. *nods* It's very sad.

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    На раздумья не было времени. Кровь кипела в их жилах. Уилбур Сут улыбался, наслаждаясь тем, что идёт война.

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    Abandoned by his parents and raised by his aunt and uncle, teenager Wilbur Soot, AKA Spider-Man, is trying to sort out who he is and exactly what his feelings are for his first crush, Quackity. And maybe how to deal with the bullying he receives from Sapnap. When Wilbur finds a mysterious briefcase that was his father's, he pursues a quest to solve his parents' disappearance. His search takes him to Smile Technologies, Inc. and the lab of one C. Dream, setting him on a collision course with Dream's alter ego, DreamXD.

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    2/?
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