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Annette's Slaughterhouse Nine: An Oral History of the Surgeon's Slashers by RiverDelta
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
24 Jul 2025
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KENZIE MARTIN
If you were going to say something to Annette Hebert, what would you say?
TAYLOR WILBOURN-LINDT
Kill yourself, Mom.
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A mock screenplay oral history of Annette Hebert's Slaughterhouse Nine, in the words of those who survived it. -
In Pale Blood by Camo30209
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Bloodborne (Video Game)
24 Jul 2025
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The moon was bright, tonight.
A silver isle, in the endless dark.
It called to her, as she drifted, lost.
A lullaby, to sleep, and dream of blood....or...
Taylor Hebert triggers with the abilities of a Hunter, and the knowledge of blood ministration. A new ghost now stalks the broken streets of the Bay, but only time will tell if she is a monster or a savior. What mysteries will be revealed, as her bloody web and power grow? And why does she dream of the full moon? No knowledge of Bloodborne required. Blood Tinker Taylor.
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Taylor Hebert, veteran of Brockton Bay, Gold Morning, and decades of what followed, finds herself back at the beginning, facing her biggest challenge yet.
She doesn’t know what sort of alternate universe hellscape she is in, but there is no way she and the Undersiders were this batshit as teens.
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The sudden and seemingly inexplicable disappearance of Scion, Earth Bet's protector and future destroyer, throws a wrench in everyone's plans just as peace in Brockton Bay may finally be achieved. On the run from the Protectorate for the murder of Alexandria, Skitter resolves to fight back and embraces her role as the Warlord of the Bay once and for all, fighting to protect her city from all who would encroach upon it.
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Welcome to the Madhouse, where fights are constant, capes are everywhere, and the sane either leave or let go of that sanity.
Sanity, to be clear, is highly overrated. Fortunately, it doesn't take long for Taylor to catch on.
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Technical rewrite of the Great Game. More information in author's note.
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Something slips into the Worm Multiverss, a Source of some great power, a presence that sees where this place is heading and decides to interfere.
It won't send its champions to this place but it can always make them.
(For those that don't care for vagueness, DC/Worm altpowers put into a single story)
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"we are gathered here today to appreciate Regent's ass(tonishingly cute face)" by sprx77
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
24 Jul 2025
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The Undersiders make a groupchat to talk about Alec.
Except, they accidentally add Alec to the chat-- and he can see everything they're saying.
Featuring: Alec's teammates simping for him, a bewildered Alec, and slice of life Undersiders who have a few more months together before any major canon events hit Brockton Bay.
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A bunch of my smaller works and fragments that otherwise wouldn't get posted.
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The Brockton Bay Brigade was fed bad information, and so attacked the wrong target, but still form New Wave despite their blunder. Marquis doesn't end up getting sent to the Birdcage and so remains entrenched, though as a single parent.
Taylor doesn't end up going to summer camp, which might have ended up better for her and Emma had the attack over the summer of 2009 not turned out so much worse.
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The Battle at the Bank has far more severe results as Grue punches Vista a little too hard. The young Ward cracks her head on the pavement and dies instantly. Unbeknownst to all, Vista’s shard had similar plans as another rogue shard in the network. Brian finds himself inflicted with Vista’s voice in his head and a new power. He has no time to process this as Kid Win takes immediate revenge with his giant cannon. Tragedy after tragedy occurs until only one cape survives. This story is about the aftermath.
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- Part 2 of Thinking With Others
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Richard Conway, professional spy, is lying face down on the pavement. Surrounded by shattered glass. He's about to learn just how far from home his Bullfrog™ Hypertrousers have taken him.
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"A game?"
Lisa nodded rapidly. "A roleplaying game! Most cities don't take it too seriously, but Brockton Bay is a bit of a vacation home among capes."
"That explains a lot."
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This is normal (right?) or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Zizbomb by Omen_Pitch
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
21 Jul 2025
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For Taylor Hebert, aspiring independent hero, having one of the worst powers ever is honestly one of the best things to ever happen to her, aside from meeting her best friend of course.
This is because in a world where strength is punished, those who can afford to go all-out are juggernauts.
This gives her the rare privilege of being able to walk in her personal role-model's foosteps, while dealing with juggling schoolwork, relationships, nemeses who she DEFINITELY doesn't have crushes on, bullies, being a teenager with (ugh) emotions and her odd knack for being at exactly the wrong place at exactly the wrong time.
She's a perfectly normal teenage superhero!
...right?Series
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Yet another "Taylor Becomes the Butcher" story, the Butcher's Tax is the tale of one Taylor Hebert and her journey after becoming the fifteenth Butcher. Taylor quickly discovers that sometimes, violence is both fun and the answer. And she also becomes Lisa Wilbourn's (biggest headache) new best friend as Lisa tries to keep Taylor grounded.
...Tries being the operative word. That carries a lot of weight. But Lisa is confident she knows what she's doing, befriending Butcher XV and trying to keep her from going full Butcher. There's absolutely no way her foolproof plan will have consequences. Right?
(A Worm AU in which the Teeth remained in Brockton Bay, Lung set up shop in Boston so the Teeth vs. the Empire is the main gang scenery, and the journey of Taylor Hebert adapting to being Butcher XV while dealing with other stuff. Also, Smugbug.)
Alternating Taylor and Lisa POV chapters.
Co-written with Southernwind on Spacebattles. Where there is a mirror of the fic.
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- Part 2 of The Butcher's Tax
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Absolute Skitter by Nyxel83
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Murder Drones (Web Series)
19 Jul 2025
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Emma and Sophia have gone too far in their bullying. Having been shoved in the Locker, Taylor receives a message from something beyond her comprehension. Cyn gives her one command, to eat the world.
This fanfic is inspired by Earth-Bet Vermintide, Crawling in my Skyn, and the Church of Null, all of which are amazing. This story will be something of a mix of all three, being about Taylor terrorizing the bay and probably the world as well with the powers of the absolute solver, so if anyone wanted a fluffy story about love and compassion and emotional distress, read Crawling in my Skyn, because you will not find that here.
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Alotoaxolotls' Sweet and Sad and Spooky and Smutty Snippets and Shorts by Alotoaxolotls
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Original Work
19 Jul 2025
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Just a place for me to store the shorts and snippets I've written over time. Basically a dumping ground for the miscellaneous fiction I've written.
Almost all of it Worm.
Most of it spooky and/or smutty and/or sweet.
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What happens when 30 horny futas decide to see who can hold out the longest? They have a challenge where they risk being locked up until a winner is found! The order of elimination is determined by a poll in the fic. Chapters will be titled by who is eliminated. I welcome any suggestions in the comments, or in the poll itself, Rules of the contest will be posted on the first "plot" chapter (AKA the only real plot chapter in the story just to set this up, rest will be smut ranging from 500-1000 words a chapter)
I hope you all enjoy
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To paraphrase Doctor Hickam: "A villain team can have as many undercover heroes as they damn well please."
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You know the premise man dies and reborn/wakes up in Worm changing events trying to stop horrible events. What if the man in question doesn’t know the plot watch as a he grows into a hero and his struggle in a world seemingly out to snuff out hope itself. Can he make a difference amongst chaos, deception, and even the end of the world.
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I have no goal for this, no direction, I just want to write. This is an anthology series, the world is similar to Worms but also very different.