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    Regina George is at the top of the North Shore High food chain.
    Rodrick Heffley is at the bottom.
    When the two are paired for a project, tensions rise, chaos ensues, but something flickers between them.
    Something new. Something that could throw the dynamic of the whole school upside down.

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  2. 71

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    On the glowing screen in front of her:

    rockburn4lyfeeee : rodrick + regina = tHE couple. ugh they’d look sooo hot 2gether. lolzzz rockburn 4 ever, baby !!!!!!11 <33 xD

    Regina squints. “Who the fuck is Rodrick?”

    pink walls. punk boys. 2000s chaos !!

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  3. 16

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    Rodrick couldn’t get enough. Every time he touched Greg, every time he heard his brother moan his name, it felt like a victory. But there was still one place they hadn’t conquered, one final space that Rodrick had been holding out on, waiting for just the right moment. Their parents' room.

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    Rodrick and Greg stay home together and Rodrick wants him on every surface possible.

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  4. 21

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    Regina George has built her life around having perfect hair, a perfect reputation, and a perfect image. Rodrick Heffley has built his around garage bands, sarcasm, and not giving a damn. They're water and oil, and they were never supposed to mix.

    But an inter-school project forces them to work together. And when control meets chaos, something is bound to explode.

    Revenge turns into late-night calls, late-night calls turn into secrets, and secrets turn into sexual tension. After all, the line between love and hate isn’t just thin...it’s electric.

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    She was trying to be better.
    Really, Regina George considered herself somewhat reformed.
    Until Shane Oman dumped her for some other girl.
    It just so happens that a new kid joined the school. A guy that is so not her type. But he just so happens to be the type of her ex's new girl.
    So she decided to go back to her roots, scheming a plan to hook the two up. And Rodrick is more than game for it.
    If only she could make that weird feeling in her stomach go away.

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  6. 66

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    He'd seen Regina eviscerate girls in school for daring to wear the same top, smugly watch boys trip over themselves to help her with homework, pout and use a baby voice with her idiot jock boyfriend. He'd never seen Regina like this before, overcome with violent anger. She looked like she wanted nothing more than to rip someone's throat out with her teeth.

    Rodrick had never seen Regina act so…interesting.

    ***********************************

    When Rodrick sees Regina display some uncharacteristic violence, he invites her to an abandoned building to smash some shit up but old furniture is not all that they'll be smashing that night.

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  7. 97

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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  8. 82

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    Regina humiliates and edges Rodrick at the Halloween party. This leads to Rodrick finding every opportunity he can to win her over.
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    They do it at the Halloween party.

    And the projection room.

    And Rodrick's house party.

    Did I forget anything?

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  9. 49

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    Greg gulped and nodded. "Yeah, I know. We're going..." He can't say it, it's still too much for him, his face heating up at the thought. Rodrick seemed bemused by his reaction though.

    "That's right Greggy, I'm taking my pretty little brother on a date. My little boyfriend." Rodrick teases and Greg feels heat flush to his crotch. His brother had a way of making him feel like mush without even touching him. It made Greg feel weak but unlike other things it didn't necessarily make him feel bad. 

    "R-rodrick you can't call me... that. It's weird..." Greg complains. Rodrick gazes over him at the red light. The van was mostly dark but Greg could make out Rodrick's dark eyes and plush lips perfectly in the dim light. He looked dead serious. 

    "You're mine Greg, of course you're my boyfriend," he says like it's obvious and he tugs Greg's hair hard for emphasis. "Understand?"

    Greg's eyes soften, his heart beating fast. "Yeah."

    Or the one where Rodrick takes Greg on a date.

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  10. 21

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    Why do the girls in Greg Heffley's middle school like something called "yaoi" now? Well, whatever it is, he's going to use it to his advantage.

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  11. 40

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    Rodrick couldn't explain it, didn't know how his mind reached the conclusion but it was something he couldn't deny no matter how hard he tried.

    He wanted his little brother Greg. 

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    The mortifying feeling of falling in love with your best friend is tantamount to the worst feeling one can ever feel.

    "How to make it worse?", you may ask?

    It takes years to realize that you are, in fact, in love with your best friend.

    All chapters will be inspired by a Taylor Swift song.

    PS. I REFUSE to acknowledge nor use the 2024 version of Mean Girls for this version, so have the 2004 version in mind when reading this.

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  13. 21

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    “Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.

    The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.

    She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.

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    When Greg is caught messing around in Rodrick's room, he braced himself for his brother's anger, but never imagined what was to come.

    Or: yet another p fanfic where poor Greg gets caught in his brother's room because I really wanted to write it up

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  15. 15

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    Greg and Rodrick were left home one, but what will happen when rodrick's teenage hormones take the best of him?

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  16. 22

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    The plan took two long months to concoct. Rodrick had always fantasized he might run away at some point, ditch the Heffley name for grander affairs. His previous imaginings had never so heavily featured his younger brother hanging off his arm, but now he couldn’t picture skipping town without him. The two had become so close so unreasonably quickly. The guilt never entirely died down, not even after Greg wept tears of joy after receiving a small, gold wedding band his future husband had swiped from a pawn shop.

    The Heffley Brothers get married.

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  17. 15

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    “...don’t tell mom.”

    “Like the hell I will.”

    Rodrick takes his younger brother to a party. Alcohol is involved, and god knows the rest...

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  18. 39

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    Suddenly, he was seventeen again. Regina fucking George. Her hair had lost its platinum bottle-blonde sheen and a more natural dirty-blonde color framed her face now. There was a brief moment of doubt, but, he’d recognize those sharp, blue eyes anywhere. It was her. A ghost from his past.

    The blood roared in his ears, something twisting in his gut as elation danced through his veins. Then he caught the massive rock on her finger.
    ~
    Regina George and Rodrick Heffley reunited after ten years apart. Now, some things had changed…but others hadn’t. Maybe this reunion was the wake-up call they both needed to hear.

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  19. 7

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    What starts as a petty high school revenge scheme turns into chaos. Regina is losing control over everything she built. Rodrick couldn't care less whose feelings get crushed in the process. Who could’ve guessed that Northview High’s cold-hearted queen would fall for the school’s biggest screw-up?

     

    I haven't been writing ANYTHING for 13 years, so forgive me for sloppiness. I try to keep them in characters as much as possible, without twisting their core personality traits , though I twisted some events for "drama".
    In this fic they almost grew up in the same city, so everything is happening in Evanston. For the time setting, I used something between mean girls and doawk timeline, so let's say it's 2006-2007, so no Iphones, no instagram.

    Cover: got permission to use art by @rosey_dahlia (instagram/TikTok) - I'll figure out hot to insert it

     

    P.S. I decided to make a spotify playlist which I listen whin writing, so I set the special mood.

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  20. 7

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    The year is 2006.

    Three days ago Regina George saw the new kid's (Rodney's?) weaselly face pop up as a Myspace friend request, she actually shuddered at the sight. How dare he? She has to do some snooping just to make sure he isn’t Janis’s long lost brother since clearly they’re fond of using the same cheap eyeliner that’s neither smudge resistant nor waterproof.

    But that’s also when she finds videos of his shitty makeshift band, with his shitty drum solos and the, quite literally, shitty name.

    The music is hot fucking garbage.

    Only…

    She can’t stop listening.

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