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    Rumor has it Regina George has dumped Aaron Samuels. Rumor has it Aaron cheated on her. Rumor has it that she's dating the drummer from Loded Diaper. Rumor has it ... its getting pretty heated.

    or no one told Rodrick Heffley how hard it would be to stop looking at Regina as if she hung the stars

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    She was trying to be better.
    Really, Regina George considered herself somewhat reformed.
    Until Shane Oman dumped her for some other girl.
    It just so happens that a new kid joined the school. A guy that is so not her type. But he just so happens to be the type of her ex's new girl.
    So she decided to go back to her roots, scheming a plan to hook the two up. And Rodrick is more than game for it.
    If only she could make that weird feeling in her stomach go away.

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    “Can you like, stop staring?” Regina shifts uncomfortably in her seat, eyeing her companion.

    The kid in question turns beet red and averts his gaze. This lasts all of two minutes before she catches him doing it again. Regina huffs, uncrossing her legs.

    She was finding herself in more and more unbelievable situations thanks to Rodrick fucking Heffley.

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    Middle school was about secrets. High school? That’s about everything that comes after. Greg thought finally saying yes to Bryce would make things easier, but instead it feels like the real hard part is only just beginning. Between new friends, harder classes, jealous ex-crushes, nosy siblings, and figuring out what it actually means to be someone’s boyfriend, Greg and Bryce are learning that dating isn’t a fairy tale. It’s messy, it’s awkward, it’s scary—but it might also be worth it.

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    Regina humiliates and edges Rodrick at the Halloween party.
    Which leads to Rodrick finding every opportunity he can to win her over.
    or

    They do it at the Halloween party.

    And the projection room.

    And Rodrick's house party.

    Did I forget anything?

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    The mortifying feeling of falling in love with your best friend is tantamount to the worst feeling one can ever feel.

    "How to make it worse?", you may ask?

    It takes years to realize that you are, in fact, in love with your best friend.

    All chapters will be inspired by a Taylor Swift song.

    PS. I REFUSE to acknowledge nor use the 2024 version of Mean Girls for this version, so have the 2004 version in mind when reading this.

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    Senior year.

    Senior year was going to be Regina’s year. After the insanity that was junior year, Regina was ready to reestablish herself at Northshore.

    Before Cady Heron came into the picture, Regina was the shit. Everyone either wanted to be her or be with her. She was untouchable, the closest thing to god that the losers of Northshore would ever be lucky enough to come across.

    Regina lost her man, her body, and her pride, but she wasn’t going to stay down for long.

    Senior year.

    Holy shit. Rodrick thought he wouldn’t make it to senior year at all. 12 years of listening (but not really listening) to teachers, 12 years of cheating on tests, 12 years of being bored of his mind. Finally, his prison sentence was over, well, almost over.

    He was finally ready to start taking his music career more seriously. No more getting stoned during rehearsals, no more quitting the band and then coming back the next day, no more messing around.

    Both of them wanted to change. Both of them were taking the same credit recovery class. It was like the universe decided to throw them together for a reason. They both could learn something from the other.

    They were each other’s charity cases.

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    After property damage and a track record to match, Rodrick is expelled and needs a school to go to for his senior year. Luckily, his aunt and uncle in Illinois have an extra room living near his Cousin Aaron's former High School: North Shore High.

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    Regina George and Rodrick Heffley accidentally swap phones. What started as an annoying mix-up turned into constant texting, teasing and maybe something slightly complicated.

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    Regina George was beautiful. She was mean. She was also a paramedic who had just saved an idiot drummer from certain death.

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    regina george wouldn't be caught dead being seen with rodrick heffley.

    rodrick heffley would die just to have regina george look his way.

    but when regina catches wind of janis ian's supposed crush on the boy, she can't help but toy with him a little simply to piss her off. only, she didn't anticipate falling in love in the process---or getting caught red-handed to see everything come crashing down.

    ━━━━ opposites attract / toxic love / he fell first, she fell harder

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    Nothing shocked queen bee Regina George more than the day the new guy, Rodrick Heffley, refused to give up his seat for her during lunch break.

    In fact, he refuses to give her everything the normal North Shore high schooler would’ve given her in a snap.

    He pulls the rug she struts on. She pushes, he pushes back harder. His ice-cold wit smothers her fire. He’s rude, he’s smug, and he’s absolutely immune to Regina’s influence. His indifference threatens the very reputation she painstakingly built for years. And what makes it worse is this – others are being influenced by his rebellion, too.

    The more he resists, the more she persists. Regina George is many things, and being a quitter isn’t one of them. She’ll get Rodrick to respect her, and she’ll get him to see her the way she wants to… one way or another.

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    Inspired by the fan comic Rodrick's Secret, I decided to write a fic in the style of Greg's journal entries in the book. And his dumbass slowly but surely figures out that Rodrick is into men. Sorry if the vibe is off I really tried to get it to be like the books but I haven't read them in like a year or two. Enjoy!

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    Regina George is one of, if not the, most popular girls at North Shore High School, alongside her best friends Gretchen Wieners and Karen Smith. She has the perfect look, the perfect friends, the perfect boyfriend—Aaron Samuels—and the perfect life. She's the person a younger version of herself would've adored and looked up to, just like the supermodels and celebrities in her magazines. One question her younger self would've asked though? "What about Rodrick?"

    Queen B Regina would scoff and respond, "Never far away unfortunately." Rodrick Heffley, Gretchen Wieners' half brother and her childhood crush, was where he always was—in the same school, in the same house as her best friend, and stuck in the back of her mind like gum on a shoe. An itch she could never scratch. An annoyance. A pest. A constant.

    Regina and Rodrick interacted less and less as time passed, only out of necessity by the time they were in their final years of high school. And 'out of necessity' is exactly what their interactions this year would become. But would need eventually become want? Would circumstance reveal itself to be fate? Would her best friend's brother be the one for her? Diaries, drum solos, and drunkenness may soon tell.

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    Queen Bee Regina George and slacker Rodrick Heffley are paired up as "husband and wife" for a social studies project. What should be domestic bliss quickly becomes domestic chaos as North Shore's social hierarchy unravels, with one careless betrayal testing the limits of "for better or worse."

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    After the fight, Regina and Rodrick becomes the school's favorite couple. Rodrick being used by Regina for her pleasure. The funny thing, don't try tell him. He knows and he likes it. Problem arise when the new girl Cady moves in and tries to shake their relationship.

    Maybe one more problem the school have to deal with...

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    “I need a good orgasm,” She said without preamble, as simple a statement as the sky was blue and her parents needed to get a fucking divorce.

    Rodrick's expression was dismayed. “You’ve been in a shit mood all fucking night. So you’re telling me that if I get you off, you’ll be less of a blowhard?”

    “I have a boyfriend, you know.”

    Rodrick’s eyes flickered up. He laughed; a low and hollow sound, “Oh. I know.” He rolled his eyes.

    “And you’re just like…okay with that?” She demanded.

    “Look, George, if he were here, I’d lock you two in a closet until whatever this—” he made an ungeneral hand motion toward her, “Is resolved. But he’s not. So call it a public service, lest you decide in your state to go eat some peasants and knock down a few buildings.”

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    Regina George has reinvented herself a thousand times over. Her most notable hits have been:
    A Queen Bee Bitch
    An angry, semi-mentally healed Lacrosse star
    A nobody college student; and
    A goddamn mature adult

    And Rodrick Heffley has been around for all of them.

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    He'd seen Regina eviscerate girls in school for daring to wear the same top, smugly watch boys trip over themselves to help her with homework, pout and use a baby voice with her idiot jock boyfriend. He'd never seen Regina like this before, overcome with violent anger. She looked like she wanted nothing more than to rip someone's throat out with her teeth.

    Rodrick had never seen Regina act so…interesting.

    ***********************************

    When Rodrick sees Regina display some uncharacteristic violence, he invites her to an abandoned building to smash some shit up but old furniture is not all that they'll be smashing that night.

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    Regina felt her blood boiling inside her veins. After all she’d done for Cady, just for her to blatantly disrespect her like this and have the audacity to go after her ex-boyfriend? Regina knew the girl was a bit socially inept, of course, but she’d made sure Gretchen and Karen had warned her of the rules!

    Whatever. She didn’t need Aaron, and she definitely didn’t need Cady. But it was becoming increasingly clear that the girl was a threat, and one that urgently needed to be taken care of.


    Regina needs to teach Cady a lesson. Luckily, there’s another newcomer at North Shore High, who happens to be unexpectedly easy to wrap around her manicured finger.

    Things do not remain easy for long.

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