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    Sanji and Zoro had been in a relationship for years now: all the complexities of childhood trauma, anguish and ‘being bad at feeling’ were behind them ―at least an important part. Everyone knew they were forever rivals. Everyone knew that Zoro had surrendered one of his three earrings as a promise to Sanji, and that he kept it in his own lobe for safekeeping.

    There was still something that Zoro lacked, a part of his dream that was never told.

    ...

    "Are you like, really, really, gonna do this?".

    "Yeah, I am" he dropped his body into the bed, dragging Sanji with him and then turning them around, trapping him against the mattress. "I'll ask Ivankov to turn me into a woman".

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    The next morning, Zoro woke to find a new note pinned to his pillow with a paring knife.

    It was pink. Frilly. Smelled like rage and sea salt and pheromones. The handwriting was a mess of cursive fury:

    Training starts tomorrow. I hope you like being on a leash, you thieving, gluttonous, sword-slut mutt.
    —Love, Your Chef (And Future Handler)

    Zoro stared at the note for a long time. Rubbed his temple. Read it again.

    “…I think he’s flirting with me,” he said aloud.

    He wasn’t entirely wrong.

    In which Sanji wanted revenge. Zoro wanted dick. Both got what they wanted.

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    "Tsk, tsk, tsk... boy," Zoro clicks his tongue, his fingers one by one slowly locking tightly around the leash, leather creaking on leather. With a swift tug he pulls the man up by the throat, disappointment clear on his face.

     

    Bright, but hazy blue eyes looks up at him with tears forming in the corner, lips looking puffy from use and slick with spit. Zoro suppresses the groan that forms in his throat, pushing down the crave of just shoving back his lover's head onto his cock and chase that hot mouth until...

     

    "Sir, I..."

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    “My swordsman, huh?”

    Sanji didn’t flinch. Or at least, he tried not to show the slight tremor in his fingers, the sudden heat rising up his neck. “Are you really going to do this?” he murmured, still not looking at him.

    Zoro smiled, but not fully. It looked more like a forced grimace. “Didn’t know I was yours. Would’ve expected you to tell me first, cook.”
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    Zoro and Sanji have something strange going on. Sanji calls Zoro "My swordsman" in the middle of a fight, and Zoro has something to say about it.

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    Zoro's heart says he loves Luffy but his head says that it's wrong. Emotions are weakness, but every time he meets his captain's eyes, it's harder to resist. He tries his best to distance himself, but the both of them can only resist for so long. Who will give into temptation first?

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    “Can I?” Sanji asked, knowing the answer, but needing to hear it anyway.

    Zoro swallowed hard before giving a nod.

    In a swift motion Sanji pulled the pants down to free the already throbbing dick.

    “Oh,” Sanji breathed, gazing at it through half-lidded eyes.

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    This is an idea that I got from watching @annocke on TikTok’s short video about how Sanji might react if Zoro got gender swapped, and it made me laugh so hard that I then spent all night last night writing this in a daze. Hope you like it!

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    He wants to stay there forever and inhale any leftover smoke Zoro will give him. He feels pathetic, one second he was lamenting the horrible nature of being in love and the next desperate for just a bit more attention.

    It's almost like he’s a dog waiting by the door whining for its owner to come back. It's a horrible feeling so good when someone is near you just for them to leave. He wished Zoro ignored him, didn't give him these small moments where he can think for a second maybe. Maybe this means something. Zoro fucks with his head by just existing and right now Sanji feels collared by his own heart.

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    Sanji is in love with Zoro and doesn't take it very well.

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    What happens when Sanji gets drunk?

    Certainly a lot of messing around and fun to be had with the crew, that’s a given, but then there’s also Zoro, who Sanji would never, ever, admit his attraction to. Right?

     

    Or;
    Sanji has the worst case of denial. Zoro goes along with a lot to keep him happy.

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    accidentally indulging in a bookish fantasy

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    "Finally," he whispers, barely audible, but Zoro hears it loud and clear. He says it right above his ear, like a secret only he and Sanji could hear.

    "I have you," Sanji murmured, this time leaning his face back slightly, their foreheads pressed together, their lips almost touching. "I have you where I've always wanted you."

    Zoro felt like he could die like this.
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    Basically, a bisexual, gender-fluid Sanji who suffers from dissociation due to his inability to understand himself and his hopeless crush on a shitty swordsman. He also develops a bad habit of talking to Zoro about his favorite things in bed, which starts to drive him crazy.

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    Sanji is awakened from his slumber by what feels like a devastating sea wave. Zoro joins him in bed, supplying “I was cold” as his reason.

    Something about that doesn’t sit right with Sanji.

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    Zoro and Sanji are in a barrel for punishment due to them bickering.

    They bicker, they fight, they... get a hand job???

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    After dating Sanji for a few weeks, Zoro can't seem to find a change in their relationship. He decides to confront Sanji about it, but things don't go quite as planned when he accidently creates a rift in their relationship that he doesn't know how to fix. Could it be because of their contrasting personalities and behaviors?

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    As she watches her childhood friend step away from her, she feels herself take a step back to look at her home. Syrup Village, the most populated town in the Gecko Islands. She thinks of her own home, filled with expensive things but has been empty, or at least felt empty for the past decade. She doesn't know if it was the death of her parents, or when Klahadore (no, it's Kuro, not Klahadore) came into the house, or when Usopp stopped coming around, but its just been boring, repetitive, and empty.

    As she watches them prepare to pull out of port, she finally does something for herself. To fill that void of emptiness.

    To turn to the sun.

    "W-Wait! Let me come with you guys!"

    TLDR; So, let's say, what if Kaya decided to go with the straw hats before they left Syrup Village?

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    After getting some scrapes exploring an island, Zoro can't help but notice how much faster than him Sanji seems to heal. He decides to ask about it and instead of being answered gets smothered in weird smelling creams.

     

    Or, the one where Sanji puts some lotion on Zoro to keep the skin around his wounds smooth and help with healing, Luffy thinks stuff that smells like strawberries should taste like strawberries too and Zoro gets tired of thinking everytime he's about to figure out his feelings.

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    In which Zoro is fixated on the cook's ass. Like seriously, fixated on Sanji's ass.
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    Zosan Week: Day 4. Teasing

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    Pairing: Roronora Zoro x Reader
    Summary: As crew members get tired of Zoro's disregard for hygiene, they call on the one person who can get him to bathe: you.
    Warnings: fluff, soft Zoro, nudity, suggestive towards the end

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    "Marimoooo! You can't be serious! Have you heard anything at all? Are you-," Sanji took in the swordsman's state and it was his time to open his eyes further, when his gaze settled on the black pants, an obvious and very suggestive bulge parading at the front, "are you fucking hard??"

     

    "You are the one talkin' about sexy shit on your body and you want me to remain calm? Huhh, fat chance, sweetheart,"

     

    Zoro finally hears about Sanji's time on Momoiro island and things escalates surprisingly for both of them.

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    When Zoro brings a thorn filled bush back to Thousand Sunny for the Cook, he does not expect things to go the way they do. For one, his plan of execution is faltered the moment he steps into the Shitty Cook’s domain, and honestly, everything kind of just crumbles from there.

    The last thing Zoro expected was for Sanji to be so pleased and to find himself turning red and hot with nerves.

     

    Or;
    Zoro buys Sanji a gift. Things go a little sideways when Sanji appreciates the gag gift instead of realizing it’s a meant to be a jab, but that’s okay because Zoro has always taken the scenic route to his end destination.

    His end destination, however, doesn’t seem to be Sanji’s ire after all.

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