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What is love if not an all-consuming addiction?
After 11 years in Azkaban prison, Draco Malfoy unexpectedly finds himself a free man at last. What does he decide to do with this freedom? Develop a soul-crushing obsession with Hermione Granger-Weasley, of course.
Upon reentering the world, determined to lock himself away for the rest of his days, he is forced immediately into joining a long-standing ritual of Friday night drinks. He sees that the life he imagined for Hermione is not at all the one she is living, she seems to be miserable - exhausted, overworked, and trapped in a loveless marriage.
For Draco, this simply will not do. He will use any means necessary to have her for his own, including but not limited to: stalking, lying, shapeshifting, gaslighting, violence, and murder.
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Hermione Granger has a problem. An embarrassing problem, when it comes to having sex. Let’s just say that Cardi B song is not about her. What’s wrong with her? Can she be fixed?
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The Master of Death by Alryetagory
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
18 Apr 2020
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Crappy Summary is Crappy!!
Death had gone to personally collect the Potter Family's souls that fateful Samhain night. But to his surprise, someone survived and after a look into the future of the child, he opts to be a Troll to his sister Fate and raise the child. Taking the Potter child away to be raised in a relatively safe location, he also throws a few wrenches into a certain Headmaster's plans by making Harry Potter his Master from infancy on ward!
How will Harry handle that plus a brewing war in the Eastern lands of Arda? And when he is brought back to his home world, how will he handle that? Well read and Find out!
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Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ideal by PreciousLadyAthena
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jun 2023
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What if Hagrid caught a nasty case of dragonpox, and was unable to introduce Harry Potter into the wizarding world? What if the only other person who Dumbledore trusted to handle the situation, who was not otherwise indisposed, was a very reluctant Severus Snape? What if this one difference created a butterfly effect that would change Harry Potter's life, and the future of the wizarding world forever?
Harry is determined to impress Snape and prove his worth beyond the stupid title and scar that have made him famous.
Draco is determined to impress Harry Potter and become the boy's new best friend.
Severus is determined to survive the headache that is two hyperactive new Slytherins who seem hell-bent on bending the status quo of his entire House, and their common room, to their will.
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- Part 1 of Slytherin Ideals
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Children’s hair sometimes changes color as you grow. When he’s young enough for it not to be unusual, but old enough to know he’ll get in trouble for doing something ‘freakish’ again, Harry's hair goes from his father's dark locks to his mother's bright, most-likely-magical red hair.
It changes everything about who he identifies with, who he wants to grow up to be, and who he thinks he is. Instead of having James Potter as his idol, Lily turns out to be a much better influence.
So instead of seeing a scruffy, most-likely-muggleborn boy standing beside him in Madam Malkin's before their first year, Draco only has eyes for the scarlet-haired, green-eyed creature who just walked into his life. Not that Harry will ever notice, given he's trying to simply survive Hogwarts.Story Discord: https://discord.gg/8b7zt5PBHp
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The war is over and Hermione Granger is back at Hogwarts for its first ever eighth year to complete her studies, write her N.E.W.T.s, and finally move on with her life. And everything is going more or less according to plan.
That is, until she’s paired up with Draco Malfoy for her end of year potions project, and she discovers he’s no longer the bully she once knew.
He’s something far more dangerous.
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Not convinced Zombie!Draco is for you?!
He’s not your typical zombie — not by a long shot. Think iZombie meets Twilight meets Warm Bodies.
Which is to say, our zombie boy is full of angst and longing, and puppy dog love. And providing he's *well fed* he’s perfectly capable of passing for a normal human being.
Or mostly normal.
Apart from all the smelling and licking, that is.
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Daphne had found it fortunate when she ended up paired with Hermione in Slughorn's class. Ten years later, she's fortunate to find her when Astoria needs help. Hermione, of course, will help where she can, but she's still not keen on Britian. Daphne only wants to be accommodating.
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Harry Potter and the Shadowed Light by Itshannieee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Feb 2025
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After the final battle Harry learns some unsettling truths about himself and those who he trusts the most. Forced to come to terms with the revelations, Harry decides to get even with those who've wronged him and embrace who he his by going back to when it all started.
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Lord Death, Mortem, knew that Harry James Sirius Potter-Black would one day become his master. He decided to keep an eye on the child in case his future turned dark.
That's when he discovered how Albus had meticulously planned his young master's life-right down to how he should behave and even who he should end up with.
The old fool had laid out everything, treating Harry like a pawn.
Mortem, unwilling to let this happen, chose to change his little master's fate. He established a mental connection with Harry and quietly guided him through his time with the Dursleys.
When Harry turns eleven, Mortem plans to appear before Hagrid could arrive and take Harry to Peverell Manor instead. But that doesn't go accordingly.
Read as Harry and Mortem unravel Albus's manipulative schemes and turn the tables on the so-called leader of the light.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter doesn't belong to me. I have just borrowed the characters. The story is mine.
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L'Amour Toujours by Syzygy_EventFics (Syzygy_Spirit)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Apr 2025
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Of all the things that could possibly calm Hermione's racing mind down, she would never have guessed it to be techno music, and going clubbing. But just when she's about to let go of her worries, the two men in her life she really didn't want or expect to see right now cross her path — and then all hell breaks loose, emotionally. After this night, nothing will ever be the same.
And, maybe, that's not a bad thing.
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The future is murky and prone to shift. The best laid plans are never fool proof. When Harry woke abruptly to an incredible surge of magical power, the destiny he thought lay before him suddenly changed.
With the looming threat of Voldemort ever present, the future of three of the magical worlds most powerful noble families have been ensnared by the machinations of a different yet just as dangerous enemy. With the support of those who came before him, Harry must uncover the truth behind the betrayals he'd faced, and do whatever he could to make things right.
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The Heir of Magick by jesterslove for charmandquill, warmheartcoldshoulder
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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The summer before fifth year, Harry Potter learns the truth: magic is older, deeper, and far more dangerous than he ever imagined.
What he thought was survival becomes inheritance. What he thought was identity becomes legacy. And Hogwarts itself is waiting.
Between ancient Houses, tangled politics, and a bond he cannot ignore, Harry must decide who he is — and who he is willing to become.
This is not the story of the Boy Who Lived. This is the story of the Heir of Magick.
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“Scared Potter?” Malfoy sneered, and Harry snapped. He was done, finished, fed up with playing the innocent little Gryffindor with no common sense and a microscopic amount of intelligence. He rolled his eyes.
“Why yes Malfoy, I’m terrified, can’t you see me quaking in my boots? You, a second year child armed with a stick is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Please, please don’t fatally injure me in front of three hundred witnesses and two teachers with your mean words and nasty smiles. Whatever shall I do?” The entire hall fell silent and Malfoy gaped. Harry smirked. Lockhart looked entirely bemused, and he thought Snape might be holding back a laugh.
Harry spent his first year hiding his intelligence and playing the role of the Boy Who Lived. However Lockhart and Malfoys' combined presence finally causes him to snap, and chaos ensues from there.
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“I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”
“And now is? How old are you?”
“Forty-one.”
Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.
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The war is over, but the wizarding world lies in ruin, its heart rotting under the iron grip of Draco Malfoy, the White Serpent. Leading the Serpentes a savage gang of war orphans forged in blood and fear.
Draco rules with ruthless precision, flanked by the unhinged Theo Nott and the calculating Blaise Zabini. In a decaying Diagon Alley, they find Hermione Granger, battered and broken, her vibrant spirit dulled by hidden scars and betrayal. Whisking her to the hollow grandeur of Malfoy Manor, the Serpentes uncover the extent of her suffering old wounds masked by her healer’s cunning.What follows is a dark odyssey no one could foresee.- Language:
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This is death, he thinks, because he is a culmination of every age he has ever been and ever will be, and if he does not have her, he will be in pain. He will always be in pain.
Draco is twenty-two years old, and he has loved Hermione Granger since he was fifteen, and he knows that this is purgatory—because there is no stretch of time he will not spend trying to fix all the wrong he has done.
Even if everything he does amounts to nothing.
In order to win her back, he must first see where it all went wrong. Draco will stumble through the wreckage of his memories, and hope when he’s done, the war inside his mind will end.
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Harry Potter saves Bulgarian Quidditch star Viktor Krum from an early death when Death Eaters invade the Quidditch World Cup campsite. From there, a friendship (and something more) blooms, turning everything on its head. New friends are made, old friends are lost, secrets are revealed, and the fate of Wizarding Britain is forever altered.
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Ron buys a lamp in the Cairo Souk.
Against advice he makes a wish, and then another.
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“Not Harry, not Harry, please not Harry!”
“Stand aside, you silly girl… stand aside, now”.
And Lily Potter stepped aside.
Voldemort stared at her.
“... Is this some sort of trick?” he asked softly.
“No". Her voice was flat, lifeless. “You already killed James... If you let me live, then you can have Harry”.
Voldemort’s lip curled - not in amusement, but disgust. His own mother had died for him. Pathetic, yes, sentimental and foolish - but she had chosen to die so that he could live. Lily Potter wasn’t even choosing to care. Surely the child of prophecy deserved a better mother than this! Even he could give the boy to a better family to be raised right!
Voldemort slowly reached down and picked up the child.
He was still staring at him. He was still oddly silent. His eyes were still the colour of the Killing curse and brimming with power.
Yes, Voldemort decided, that was exactly what he’d do.
"You belong to me now" he whispered.
And with a crack like thunder, he turned on the spot, vanishing into the night.Or, the one where Harry Potter is raised by the Lestranges and it goes more or less how you would expect.
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But wait so it have a lot more chapters because it’s only on his first year
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Instead of death, the veil swaps Harry and Sirius into an alternate universe where Voldemort never rose to power. They’re strangers in a peaceful world, but their memories remain. As they try to adapt, they must decide whether to stay in this utopia or find a way back to their war-torn reality.