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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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When the Ashen Kingdom declares war on the Antarctic Empire, Prince Technoblade volunteers to move to the frontlines to keep his family safe.
Among the blood and the gore, there's light to be found, though there's darkness there unlike any Techno's seen before. -
When The Lights Go Out by clementine_emeralds for CoconutArt
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Aug 2025
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The sound of the drill looms overhead like an impending thunderstorm. Techno was reminded of what he had suffered under the hands of old captors years, eons before.
This time, it was incomparable. He was bound to his own vessel. He was screaming invocations at something that was not there, throwing prayers at a creator that had stopped listening long ago. These people, they will not fix him when he ultimately snaps. They will sew his pieces back together and wind him up like a toy and break him like he was one—over and over again—only then will they be satisfied.
Technoblade had seen such indescribable things humans have done to one another during his time on Earth. To do the unimaginable because you carry so much resentment within you until you’re only driven by nothing but anger. But the Thornes were not angry. They weren’t even angry at him. They were just entertained. To contain an ex-god in their slaughterhouse must be a circus show for them.
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Techno gets kidnapped by a clan that practices dark magic. Let's just say, he loses a lot in the process.
Prompt: Angst. Hurt/no comfort. Hit me in the feels.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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I'm Holding Out For a Hero by mx_daisygrey
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Aug 2025
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What's it like to be a hero? Is it the grandiose display of heroism, or is it the mundane problems holding you back from your sworn duty? A character study.
(Title from Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler)
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We passed the Fields of Gazing Grain, We passed the Setting Sun by floristkills
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Jul 2025
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Technoblade feels as though he was born of snow and ice and glacier. They are not delicate hands that hold him—teach him to stand, to walk, to run—but when he steps outside and freezing air grasps him down to the bone, he is held nonetheless.
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Techno has lived in the subarctic all his life and, despite the difficulties, he knows how to survive. It's too bad for him that the universe has decided to send something worse than a blizzard or frostbite: people. Now if only they would stop trying to befriend or kill him...
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- Part 1 of As Freezing persons, recollect the Snow
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“It’s okay, you’ll get used to it.” Again, they cup his face, though the hold shifts lower this time, harsher with nails that dig into the soft flesh of Techno’s cheek and grip at his chin. They force him to look up at them once more, laughing softly when it causes Techno to try and swallow down the pained little whimper inside him when the open wound on his head drags against the rough stones. “You’ll make a perfect little pet.”
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Or: Technoblade catches the eye of a stranger and bad things unfold.
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So. Wither skeletons. Technoblade knew his way around those pretty well by now, he would think, considering how many of their skulls he'd collected. Tall, deformed, bones blackened by fire and smoke and probably some kind of screwed up magic, carried stone swords around and couldn't fit through normal sized doorways.
There were one or two other little things that made them more dangerous, like the withering effect that empowered their attacks, not that Technoblade ever had trouble with something silly like that.
Technoblade never dies, after all. And Technoblade was not a loser, either, or a noob, or bald or cringe or any of the things the voices in his head were chanting at him when they all bore witness to him reaching for his healing potion only to find the bottle already empty.
This was fine, it would be fine.
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Or, Technoblade gets withered like a noob and somebody's gotta find him before he hecking dies <3
(hiatus status debatable) (debatiatus....)
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“Techno, Tech, where have you been? What happened?” Phil reaches for him again.
“Stop,” Techno begs, weak and broken, raising his hands to try to protect himself. “Don’ touch me, don’t, you can’t-”
Phil inhales sharply. “Wil,” he says, “the lantern.”
“Oh, gods.” Wilbur kneels beside Phil, holding the lantern closer to Techno. “What in all the hells-”
“Withering,” Phil says grimly. He doesn’t reach for Techno again. “Don’t touch him. Go and get your brother.”
“Please,” Techno sobs. “Please, I didn’t want this, you weren’t supposed to know-”
“Shh, shh, it’s okay mate.” Phil’s voice shakes. “We’re gonna fix this. We can fix it.”Series
- Part 1 of dnd 'verse
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Technoblade who is a human in a world where humans are slaves, is under Phil's ownership and Phil, being the stressed business man he is has to relieve himself with the help of his little pet who is, as usual, compliant as trained
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Technoblade is a human slave in a world where hybrids rule, Phil is kinder but still a stressed business man and obviously his pet is thede for him, compliant as always and small in his hands
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Here’s the Reigns, Take a Hold of Me (Please don’t let me go) by mellow_cow
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Feb 2025
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“Alright mate,” the stranger sighs, stretching his arm dangerously closer to Techno, “regardless, we have to get you out of there, okay? It's not safe.”
His back aches when it collides with the wall from how fast he kicks his legs in front of him. The impact pulls another wheeze from Techno, but the boy could care less. Anything to delay the inevitable is appreciated.
Even if he has to deal with stone cutting into his sides and snagging onto loose pieces of clothes.
“Hold on,” he chokes, reorienting himself, “I’m—I’m human.” Ignoring the blurring in his vision and the wet streams rolling down his face, he whispers, “You can’t hurt me.”
Silence follows the statement, the only thing left audible is Techno’s sniffling.
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The 5 times OriginsSMP almost found out about Techno’s origin and the 1 time they did.
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What's Left Buried by Oceanus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Sundered (Video Game)
16 Jan 2025
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Technoblade is not in Kansas anymore. He's sure as hell this isn't Oz, either.
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- Part 1 of Disinter
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rotten roots by clementine_emeralds for Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Dec 2024
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He catches a glimpse of the necklace that’s hanging from Phil’s neck. Pure emerald encompassed in gold, it’s a distinct piece of jewellery he has seen uncountable times. This too-good-to-be-true stranger is from their enemy nation.
“You're from the Antarctic Empire,” Techno mumbles underneath his breath. “You’re here because you want something from me.”
Phil shrugs. “I came here without a set motive. Could you even call your nation yours, after all this? Could your nation even call you theirs? No matter your answer, mate, I'm still taking you with me.”
“They're going to find me. They're going to find me no matter what, no matter where I-"
“You'll be safe in my kingdom. There's a reason why we always win the wars we get ourselves in. We aren't a place of hubris.”
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Techno is a prisoner of war who finds himself freed by the enemy nation's emperor.
Prompt: whump + Hurt/Comfort
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About Phantom Pains of Dying by Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, smp earth
28 Oct 2024
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Technoblade never dies. That doesn't mean he won't have his fair share of close calls and sticky situations.
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A collection of oneshots, all Techno-centric. Mostly hurt!Techno, angst and hurt/comfort. DSMP, OSMP, AU, etc... Requests are welcome!
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There was one thing Phil wanted ever since he was a child, to become a paramedic with his best friend Techno. It wasn’t easy for either of them, facing deadlines and the stress of getting their exams done on time.
Now they were fully-fledged paramedics and considered veterans on the squad. Phil was shorter than most people on the job as a cabbage moth hybrid, barely taller than 4’9. Techno was a boar hybrid and behemoth of a man at 7’2. mostly muscles and covered in tattoos. He looks scary but Phil was never fooled by that, even when they were kids. The poor guy just has bad social anxiety and a resting bitch face, unfortunately.
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“What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”
Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”
“Hanging upside down like that??”
“Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.
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”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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Phil is watching him.
Techno rests his head against the wall. “What?” he mutters. He’s not really expecting an answer; Phil hasn’t spoken in days.
He doesn’t now. Techno looks away. “Don’t… don’t look at me like that.”whumptober day 4: hallucinations
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- Part 4 of ruby's whumptober 2024
- Part 1 of the next right thing
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Breaking Point by sipuli for Tikooy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Aug 2024
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Boar thinks for a moment, then shrugs. “Fair enough. Let's just say we had some disagreements about the ethics of our line of work. They're not going after anyone anytime soon.”
“And I assume they don't know about me being here?”
“Well, I didn't think my former hero buddies would be too happy about me nursing a half-dead supervillain back to health.” Boar’s eyes are serious and honest. This isn't some kind of manipulation or mindgames. He's speaking from his heart. “Whatever crimes you've committed, your kid doesn't deserve to be orphaned because of them, let alone killed.”
Phil can’t quite stop freezing sarcasm from seeping into his voice. “How charitable of you.”
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Or: The world knows Techno as his superhero alias Boar and Phil as his terrifying supervillain persona Crow. Everyone knows the heroes are valiant protectors who guard the city against the evil supervillains. The reality isn't quite as black and white. Refusing to harm a child lands Techno in trouble, and there might be no coming back from the lines he crosses because of it.
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when have you ever known the world to be a fair place by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2024
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Chat is right.
Techno will make this man pay.
As if those nine years of torture wasn’t more than enough. The trauma and the scars, and of course, the sun beaming at the end of the tunnel that the soles of his feet are yearning to touch.
Techno’s eyes glow red, bright and unnerving. A little monster he was, a little monster he’ll always be.
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Techno finally flees his abusive household, and Philza Minecraft finds him because he's a fucking legend.
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dead people can't feel warm hugs by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Jun 2024
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"You're just a kid, Techno," he responds as if the sixteen-year-old didn't already know that. "I couldn't just leave you there to die."
"Even if I'm an enemy?"
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Or, that fic where child soldier Technoblade gets yoinked by enemy General Philza who sees him injured and goes "you're my son now".
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