16 Works in Warning: Elon Musk

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    Trump missed Musk ever since he kicked him out of office, and hasn't looked at him the same way since the divorce.
    After someone recommended him to go to church, he finds a way to reconnect with Musk like it was before.

    However, someone is after both of them.

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    Jeff Bezos may have taken seeing the man's cubic face for granted. He could only hope he's not too late.

    ***

    A very emotional, heart-wrecking story of two lonely individuals that come to understand each other through their shared hardships.

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    HEADCANONS RQ

    dean withers: almondsexual, rcta American to native American, catboygender uses he/him pronouns

    charlie kirk: uranic, sillygaygender, enjoys ice coffee too much uses they/them pronouns

    Joeylyne biden: bisexual, transgender MTF, uses she her pronouns, and likes howling at the moon

    Elon musk: Marsgender, yandere, uses xe/xir pronouns

    trump: uses he/trump pronouns, alpha! orangegender

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    Charlie kirk gets shot from his neck during an important time(arguing with liberal teens) by someone...a mysterious "ubiytsa"...
    Satan takes over Elon Musk`s mind...

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    Donald Trump x Elon Musk crack fanfic with Kamala Harris x Melania Trump side romance

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    Trump and Elon get divorced, JD Vance is caught in the middle of it. It’s a nasty custody battle, and Trump is facing his own moldy demise.

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    After getting married and raising their child for a successful six years, Danny and Drew are happy. But then a series of unfortunate events happen, who will be left sane enough to raise their son Kurtis
    or:
    A sequel to A House Of Gold where I make references to the holy youtube trinity a lot

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    On a sunny day, the orange man pondered and went in depth into his thoughts; and he discovered something new about himself. The spotlight was not his priority, but love. Trump creates this strategy called "Rizz The Hotties", bonding with his crushes and hopefully bringing them all together.

    Does Trump succeed? Does he not? Your questions might be answered in the story (or possibly the tags)

     

    (also; dont read this near a family member or someone judgmental. ts has cheesy slang like orbs, and the rest)

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    ELON AND TRUMP BREAK UP DURİNG SEX!!!
    CHARACTER INFO:
    Donald Trump/2.31 m or 17.57874016 𝓯𝓮𝓮𝓽🦶/194.5 kg or 428,7990999495869 lbs/base skin color #ff6a00/has blue orbs/has a big belly/gay for biden and elon(and a secret person...)

    Elon Musk...is just Elon Musk🥰

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    3/?
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    Trump and Elon are having an affair with each other- their wives and the whole media find out, and they have to face what happens after.

    I'm so sorry if the chapters are short or absolute TRASH I‘m a procrastinator of which can‘t write plus it‘s a first fic 💔 but I‘ll try and rework them if I can. Or if I ever get motivation to lol

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    the faggots fight, then, to cope, elon gets high and sigmaposts, while trump dyes his toupée and monologues at his adoptive son and most recent hostage. i mean jd vance and the chancellor of germany. my bad.

    WARNING: i like actually talk about and reference the real political shit going on atm in here, i truly do mean this is crack treated seriously, so if you’re just looking for something quick and stupid, that’ll be sum i post another time 🫡 sorry abt that

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    1/?
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    Before Sonic the Hedgehog there was Elon Musk.

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    Omega Elon Musk gets a job at the white house!

    Title is from a Beatles song

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
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    37
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    The Title is a reference to the "Go For It, Nakamura-kun!" animanga.
    Dear Reader before you start reading this magnificent fic I birthed, I gotta tell you "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" tag means something in here, so all the things in the tags will/did happen in the story.
    I've been thinking of making this fic for quite a while now, but i finally grasped it and wrote it.
    I hope you enjoy! (btw i hate both trump and elon)

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    Comments:
    3
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    11
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    "Why the fuck would you write that"
    "Wow! it is. certainly wonderful!"
    "oh."
    "im crying this would POP off on wattpad"
    "I think you should publish it"
    -my friends

    i also dont know how to write fanfics and english is my 3rd language so
    (kkb means penis btw)

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    6
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    14
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    2
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    Trump gets a call from Biden after being shot and this leads to the two confessing their REAL feelings to one another ❤️🌹🥺💐💞👣

    (Title from "Another day" by strawberry switchblade.)

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    352

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