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pirateking has sent you a friend request by SwishyJellyfishy
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
26 Aug 2025
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Zoro meets Luffy online through a first person shooter game.
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The Bet That Launched a Thousand Gay Panics by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
25 Aug 2025
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“You’re slowing down, marimo,” he said, dodging the downward swing of Zoro’s blade with a theatrical flourish that was probably illegal in three countries for being that pretty.
Zoro, shirtless, glistening, sweaty, and deeply homicidal, growled like a man personally offended by gravity. “Maybe you’re just talking too much.”
“Or maybe,” Sanji said, kicking off the railing and twisting in the air like some kind of gymnastic demon prince, landing with a little click of his heel, “you’re scared I’ll win.”
Zoro scoffed. “You? Win? In your fucking dreams, curlybrow.”
Sanji’s eyebrow twitched. That was it. That was war.
“One round,” Sanji said. “Winner gets one favor. Anything they want.”
In which Zoro loses a spar, Sanji wins a favor, and both of them lose any semblance of sanity or heterosexuality.
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- Part 6 of ZoSan / SanZo Oneshots
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Sanji thought confessing to Zoro would finally put an end to years of quiet pining, sleepless nights, and bathroom cigarettes at 4 AM. Instead, it ended with him ugly-crying over onions, Zoro being as oblivious as ever, and Nami forming a full-blown spy agency to fix their asses up
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When the crew came to bring him home, Sanji knew things would change — he just prayed that he and Zoro wouldn’t. But now, weighed down by guilt and silence, all he could do was watch as the man he loved drifted further away, step by step, until Sanji was certain: nothing between them would ever be the same again.
Sanji was spiralling, and he knew it would get worse from there.
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After a nasty fight between zoro and sanji one night , and they said things they will regret later on.
To get over his sorrow Sanji go to a bar . He never thought that he will go through a horrible situation
That will leave him with shattered pieces of himself.As blackmail looms and his world unravels, he must choose between staying silent or letting those who love him help him heal.
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WARNING!!: TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, CHECK AT RISK (???)
a bunch of modern au strawhat content
Note: some previously underage strawhats are aged up to be legal to drink
Includes all strawhats before the wano country arc! Strawhats share a dorm together and some other scenarios that are split from the modern AU, but still equally as cracked <3
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Sanji couldn’t look at him for long.
Not like this.
He turned away, shoulders stiff, walking a few paces toward the tree line—back rigid, fists clenched, as if the act of holding himself together physically could stop everything else from unraveling.
But his voice, when it finally came, was hoarse.
“…You weren’t supposed to see that.”
Sanji hated it. He'll say it over and over again till the day he dies. He hated using his hands to fight. So why when he is left with no choice to pick up a sword is he harassed by Zoro?
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A New Dawn by strangerlets
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
15 Aug 2025
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After the traumatic events of Marineford, the world is facing a new generation of pirates and the quest for One Piece continues. The Straw Hat Pirates finally enter the mysterious New World, only to be met with an urgent call to the island of Punk Hazard. A desperate plea for help reveals an imminent attack by a samurai, plunging them into a race against time to face the impending danger. Amidst the chaos, an unexpected alliance arises with the Surgeon of Death, Law. United in a common purpose, Luffy and his crew face unimaginable challenges, including a confrontation with the cruel scientist Caesar Clown and Joker's henchmen.
With bravery and determination, they manage to save the children and inhabitants of the island, preparing to move forward with new friends aboard the Thousand Sunny. However, as they prepare to depart, an emotional reunion awaits them on the shores of Punk Hazard, unearthing memories. Pain and loss will be brought to the surface, and it will be painful to have to talk about guilt and mourning. Our journey is one of self-discovery and redemption, facing not only physical battles, but also the complexities of the heart. This is a story permeated by bittersweet loves and bonds that transcend blood.
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Lost by vaguepurpose
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
27 Jul 2025
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It wasn't Zoro's fault that he had a worse sense of direction than a drunken octopus in a maze – nor would he ever admit the fact, mind you.
He'd been wandering around for what felt like hours, and the shadows swelled longer with each step.
The road grew thinner and dark; he was on a backstreet of some kind, wedged behind quiet, old buildings.
A shadow detached itself from the wall, the figure emerging from the gloom.
The man was tall and lean with a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes. "Lost, are you?" he asked. Zoro glared, hand on his sword.
"No," Zoro denied.
The man's smile grew to show his teeth, "Then you work this alley? I've heard good things."Or: The one where Zoro gets propositioned for money (that he desperately needs), so he agrees to something (that he doesn't understand) ... And Sanji sees it all.
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A world where omegas are a rarity and male omegas are practically legend. Unbeknownst to his beta crewmates, Zoro is one of those legendary things. Well, Luffy - being an alpha - can smell him, but Luffy's... well... Luffy.
Zoro's never really had to worry much about his second gender, what with his high testosterone from constant training; he's lived his life practically under the radar.
But after the crew takes on a job to rescue a hostage omega, everything changes.
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It’s like a high when the both of them resonate on that same frequency—two radios spitting static at each other ninety-percent of the time until they find overlap for one, just one, perfectly-played song. The music is brilliant and vibrant when it’s playing.
It’s always over faster than Sanji ever wants it to be.
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One night, Zoro stumbles upon a scene that throws his whole world out of balance, so why is he the only one of the crew that seems blindsided? Because he's an idiot, of course. Slowww burn Zoro/Sanji romance.
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I've Got a Rubber Penis by vaguepurpose
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
12 Jul 2025
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"Hey, Zoro," Luffy called out, his voice a mix of goofy mischief and that unknown quality that even the wisest of men couldn't read. "You've got to see this!"
Zoro sighed and peaked open his eye.
A giant, red dick was right in front of him.
"Look at this HUUUUGE boner!" The young captain's eyes were sparkling.
A beat. A looong beat.
"Uh..."Or: The one where Luffy has a huge boner and he doesn't know what to do with it...
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Sanji was peer pressured. He cannot believe that the cooks had managed to get him to do this. Two years of dressing as a female at the restaurant to get more customers. He didn't mind it but if he seemed okay with it Zeff would probably say something. They can't have females on the crew, but they can have a male dressed as a female, and questioning gender is way too complicated for Sanji to understand. Then he meets his crew and now he has to stay female because that's who they understand him to be...maybe he should have just ignored the annoying stretchy kid.
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"Why do I love you when all you do is making my life more miserable, you green moss!"
"Because I'm handsome and you love me, "
"Fuck you!"
"No thank you, I rather fuck you instead, "
"SHUT UP!"How Zoro reveals their relationship to the crew.
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- Part 13 of Relationship Reveal
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A Força do Querer e o Poder do Estar by Maykeylla
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
28 Jun 2025
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Após a batalha em Wano, os chapéus de palha seguem sua viagem em direção aos seus sonhos. O one piece está perto, a busca continua.
Mas um acontecimento pode mudar toda a trajetória desses jovens. Seu pilar, seu imediato, seu amigo, a vida em suas mãos.
Um ferimento pode levar todo o sonho desse jovem, cabe aos amigos segurarem sua vida.
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Ou onde Zoro se machuca gravemente é isso pode custar a sua vida, mas seus amigos tem algo a dizer.
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Uma história que acontece bem antes dos acontecimentos reais no mangá, uma história de fã para fã, sem nenhum ligamento a original. -
Shadows of the witch: A fateful encounter by KawaiiGoddess22
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
15 Jun 2025
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In a world where the strongest pirates rule the seas, you are a witch hiding in the shadows, using your ancient powers to remain unnoticed. The World Government knows of you—your magic is too dangerous for them to ignore. The Seven Warlords of the Sea are hunting you, each one eager to use your abilities for their own purposes. But when you bump into a lost and defeated Roronoa Zoro, you find yourself tangled in a web of fate far beyond your control. The Straw hats are closer than you think, and with them, the chance to change your destiny. But what will you choose? To fight alongside them? Or protect the secrets you've kept hidden for so long?
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Sanji finally decides to take Usopp up on his offer of going on a vacation. Things don't go exactly as planned, but it might have been better.
Or: Au where the original five meet on a road trip.
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Beautiful Stranger by Riddled_weirdo
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
26 May 2025
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what happens when zoro falls for a handsome customer that he helps at his barista job? and gets dragged into his antics with is many friends and foes? only time will tell
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- English
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- Chapters:
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Stuck sharing a hotel room and one bed trope never fails