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    — You have to be my boyfriend.
    It’s what a (still) very much naked Peter Parker asks (better saying: commands) while (still) on top of Wade’s body.
    Not the usual situation of asking someone out (it’s not like Deadpool was hoping for a proposal anyway after just having his heart broken by this very same man), but it’s not likely to Wade decline the request. Even if it’s not in the conditions he wants (as real boyfriends, could even be fuck-buddies) he finds it very hard to deny. The hope was lost the moment he realized Peter was with the ass practically rubbing on his dick, and the younger man didn’t even seem to notice or give a shit about it. Well, he never died of blue balls before, no problem with this being the first time.
    Wade sighs, then says:
    — Let’s get the fake-dating tag to use.

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    As supernatural forces close in, unlikely duo Deadpool and Wolverine and their allies are assigned by the TVA to ensure NewJeans will never die!

    Basically NJZ in the X-Menverse... as the new mutant idols known as the... Supernaturals?

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    Tim knew Jason was alive, there was no body, thus no proof of death. He knew Jason was alive, because somewhere out there in the wide depth of the multiverse, he knew his spark still shone. He knew this to be true, and he was going to find him. He was going to prove that he wasn't losing his mind (even if it felt like it) that he could do this.

    But what will he do now that he found a way to travel to a whole other universe? Will he find his way to Jason? Will he be able to go home again? Will Jason even want to come with him? And why is he starting to lose so much time again?

    But more importantly, who are all these people that seem so set on making sure he is ok? He's fine. Completely fine. Even if the voices are getting worse and he feels a bit like he is breaking. He'll be fine, he just needs to get Jason home. Then everyone can be normal again.

     

    Or: the Tim focused sequel about found family and rekindling bonds. A character study into trauma, and a deep dive into Tim and Jason's complicated sibling bond.

     

    Follow up to Stray Little Bat (but works as a stand alone). Going to be super slow to update until SLB is done, but I wanted to get it in chronologically.

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    Wade was no stranger to promiscuous sex. He was actually the furthest thing from it. Even before committing himself to the mercenary line of work he had discovered the sanctity of a gloryhole or the connections tab on Craigslist. When the merc life turned his intimacy towards the more quick and easy side of things, he was all the more fond of complete strangers, minimal strings attached, and the underlying thrill that you might get caught being a downright pervert. The dirtier the better, he was all for it. Eventually, through a little digging and a lot of luck, he had become familiar with several spots. Well-kept secrets in cities across the world for where a guy could simply get his rocks off. Bath houses, glory holes, truck stops, and good old-fashioned bathroom stalls. Everything was easier when you knew where to look.

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    !!READ THE TAGS!!

    Deadpool, AKA Wade Wilson, has known Spider-Man for a year now. The two are somewhat close and even meet up every Tuesday, despite having met quite awkwardly in the wild.

    Peter knows virtually everything about Wade, but has kept his own identity secret, for safety purposes. Peter trusts him, sure, but he’s still a merc.

    That all changes when Spidey accidentally kills Green Goblin, and Deadpool is assigned a hit on Peter Parker.

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    untitled chat
    Tuesday, 1:15pm
    (Scott Summers has added 10 numbers to “untitled chat”.)
    (Scott Summers has named the chat “xavier’s poli sci!”)
    Scott Summers: Hi everyone, this is Scott from PS3196. This is the groupchat we were all talking about during class. Can everyone respond with their names so that we know who each number is?

    summers the bummer
    (members: Bobby Drake and Scott Summers)
    Wednesday, 1:21pm
    iceicebaby: u made that chat so u could get jean’s number didn’t u
    scottydoesntknow: Fuck off

    Text Fic Uni AU with the X-Men!

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    Deadpool's just passing through a dusty town looking for work. A WANTED poster catches his eye, and so does the name "Spider-Man".
    A bounty worth $10,000 is more than enough reason to hang around.

    "I came to this dustball of a town to make ten grand and maybe shoot something. Instead, I got emotionally compromised by a sad farm twink with beautiful eyes and commitment issue. Send help. Or pie."

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    In another universe, Wade Winston Wilson is just a normal human bartender. He has a normal human boyfriend, Logan, who works a normal human job as a high school history teacher. Unfortunately for them both, Logan notices that one of his students happens to look a lot like him... and he thinks he remembers her mom and dad.

    Wade does some digging. What he finds is not normal.

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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
    ...

    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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    Peter Parker ends up in a strange city after the fight on the statue of liberty: so instead of having to be swallowed by depression (he still does get swallowed by depression, this is Peter Parker we're talking about), he gets to start a new life in... Gotham?

     

    (THIS IS MCU!PETER PARKER, just to clarify ^-^)

     

    (Inspired off of Dark Matter by Mysterycyclone)

     

    (Rated Teen for swearing and violence, nothing major)

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    Wade has a bad skin day.

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    Deadpool keeps having sex with Peter and Peter... Peter keeps letting him.

    Or, Deadpool is more than minorly grooming Peter, who is a natural sub, and Peter may say he hates him, but Deadpool is persistent and it's hard to hate someone who loves you so much. Even if you are what you love, not who loves you ;)

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    After the Avengers found a atrange pond made of a green substance, they assembled to try and figure out what had just appeared out of thin air.

    Do to Parker luck and plain old karma on Bucky's side they end falling into the substance.

    When they reawakened they are in an alleyway with people claiming to be vigilantes trying to meet them.

    All they want to do is go home and not kill anyone (on Peter's side)

     

    I've been reading a lot of Peter in Gotham. Want to know what would be better than Peter in Gotham?

    Peter and Bucky in Gotham.

    (Possible very slow updates)

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    “You gonna be okay Webs?” Wade asks, genuinely sounding concerned. Peter gives a slow nod of his head.

    “I… yeah I think so. I just… why can I suddenly hear them?”

     

    {{Another request}}

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    "You really thought I'd hurt you, Spidey? I'm almost sad you thought I'd stoop so low."

    Or when Peter Parker goes to college but Deadpool is loose in New York and now it's Peter's job to find him except... it doesn't go exactly as panned.

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    Request for insecure Wade and soft/comfort Logan!
    6 page comic about it :)

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    Peter Parker doesn’t do friends. Or roommates. Or “feelings,” unless you count the gnawing loneliness that’s become a roommate of its own.

    Since the world forgot who he is, Peter’s tried to live small: GED, janitor gig, occasional Bugle photo.

    Then Deadpool crashed into his life—loud, lethal, and very into him—and suddenly “lone wolf” became “reluctant team dad with a side of clone chaos.”

    Add in a science-obsessed Gwen Stacy, a suspiciously charming Harry Osborn, a kleptomaniac in catsuit couture, Ms. Marvel (who is way too invested in Spiderman's love life), a mysterious masked spider girl, and oh yeah—a clone of himself being grown in a basement—and Peter’s starting to think he did not appreciate solitude.

    Home had become a four-letter word. But maybe it doesn't have to be.

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    Wade Wilson had the timer thing. Wade Wilson hated the timer thing. But Wade Wilson hated soulmates in general.  

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    Tony Stark, the incredible Iron Man, was the only Avengers who knew Spider-Man's secret identity. He adopted Peter Parker when he discovered his powers and his unstable situation with his aunt. They still lived apart because he wanted his son to have a normal childhood. Tony wasn't really worried about revealing his son's secret identity to the world, not even the Avengers, so he could bring some normalcy to Peter's chaotic new life.

    His plan was to keep Peter and Spider-Man's lives separate until Peter was old enough to come out. That is, until a certain mercenary decided to invite himself to Avengers movie night and start talking more than he should.

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    Tony Stark, o incrível homem de ferro, era o único dos vingadores que sabia a indentidade secreta do homem aranha, adotando Peter Parker quando descobriu seus poderes e sua situação nada estável com usa tia, ambos ainda moravam separados por que ele queria que seu filho tivesse uma infância normal, Tony não estava realmente preocupado em revelar a identidade secreta de seu filho para o mundo nem mesmo aos vingadores, para poder dá um pouco de normalidade a vida caótica e nova de Peter.

     

    Seu plano era manter a vida de Peter e do homem aranha separadas até que o mesmo tivesse idade para querer se revelar, isso até que um certo mercenário decidi se convidado para a noite de filmes dos vingadores e começar a falar mais do que deveria.

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