18 Works in Pre-Canon A Series of Unfortunate Events

Listing Works

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    “Would you like a special discount deal? It’s three rooms total at a reasonable price. It’s two nice rooms with multiple twin beds with an adjoining bathroom can that be split among your children, and one lover-ly suite for yourselves, and yourselves only.”

    When the woman behind the front desk said it, Widdershins thought that going by the wording, he would finally get to sleep in a nice bed. Alas, that is clearly not the case. The suite has a king-size bed fit for a couple, be it dating or newlyweds. Widdershins couldn’t help but give a side glance at Hector. Hector narrows his eyes at the bed, and he runs a hand through his bangs. It’s good to know that Hector isn’t too happy either.

    “This certainly explains the odd wording.” Hector lifts up the right corner of the comforter, bedspread, and top sheet, exposing the mattress underneath. It’s very clean. Very much recently washed for a couple that never showed up.

    (Or, Hector and Widdershins don't share a bed for the night, for past events make it almost impossible.)

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    As the Baudelaire Orphans disembark the ocean they come face to face with a whole new problem of Ten Men, Constance and the infamous Ledropthia Curtain.

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    "I must say, that colour is flattering on you."
    "My dress?"
    "No, the crimson blush of embarrassment on your face. Do I fluster you that much, J?"

    Or, Jacquelyn & Gustav, throughout the years.

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    He’s someone worth keeping an eye on, she decided. Of course, journalists who printed blatant misinformation such as were horrible, but at least they were horrible in a not subtle way. The subtle ones were who posed more threat to journalism integrity without the public ever realizing. The quiet ones were always the most dangerous.

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    Moxie Mallahan, clever and good at arguments and muscular, like a less dramatic version of Beatrice with blonde curly pixie cut, she thought.

    R realized she must’ve said that out loud when Jacques looked at her, his face quietly amused in that very Jacques-specific way, as he said, “Less dramatic version of Beatrice with blonde curly pixie cut?” He repeated, his unibrow raised and his mouth curving up just slightly.

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    “I - uh - want to return your trench coat. I kept forgetting it and - I thought - since it’s getting colder recently - you might need it.”

    “You’re ... still wearing it.”

    “Well, I - I was wondering if you’ll be - if you’ll be willing to take more than the trench coat back.”

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    A night never ended well when it began with a few drinks too many in an overcrowded bar, and the start of a fiery argument in the backseat of a taxi.

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    The memories were overwhelming and all over the place when he thought back into his past, but she was the one constant, always there. Annoying, mean, petty, rude, dramatic. Realer and more constant than anything else that just kept changing.

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    Of course, if Kit followed the assumption that loud, overdramatic, and sometimes mean theater kids who elicited a strong feeling from Lemony were not her type, it was reasonable of her to come to the logical conclusion that Beatrice wasn’t her type at all.

     

    [or: Kit and Beatrice go on a road trip.]

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    Kit Snicket had two bad habits that she thought she'd long sworn off - Esme Squalor, and chewing ice cubes. It turned out she was wrong.

    pre-asoue kitme oneshot

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    A teenage Lemony Snicket helps teenage Olaf cope with the loss of his parents. Angst and fluff are included.

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    Lemony Snicket hates crowds.

    [Prompt 8: Crowd]

    Series
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    Ordinarily, Georgina keeps her hands to herself. Tonight is far from ordinary.

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    Touché: A word which in fencing means "hit," in French means "touched," and here means both.

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    A bar mitzvah, a bridge, and a baptism of sorts.

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    Far from the city and far from a town that was once by the sea, a volunteer taxi driver picks up a mysterious passenger with significant baggage both literal and figurative.

    [Spoilers for Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?]

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    She could picture herself dating simple-minded idiots for financial gains, or villains willing to commit crimes with her & enjoying it. But somehow it was Kit Snicket, hypocrite extraordinaire, who told her murder was wrong and then turned around to orchestrate the death of Gregor Anwhistle, that Esme was having secret rendezvouses all over the city with.

    Pre-ASOUE Kit/Esme oneshot.

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    This, of course, is only a fragment of the plot.

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