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We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?
-Piglet (Winnie the Pooh)
......A story about Soup. For the clones, there's not always a happy ending.
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Given Enough by alectomadzz
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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Padmé is just... done. Done with trying to make this work with Anakin.
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Should I tell my boyfriend that his brother hates me? by sunray16
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
24 Sep 2025
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Every time Anakin is alone with Cody, he makes snide comments about how he is unworthy of Obi-Wan and how Obi-Wan is too nice to admit that he could do much better.
Anakin does this so much that Cody grows to hate him, but he doesn’t want to ruin Obi-Wan’s relationship with his brother.
So he makes a Reddit post about it (like any sane person would do)
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My Mind (now) by alectomadzz
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars: Queen's Shadow Series - E. K. Johnston
24 Sep 2025
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Padmé gets pregnant within the first year of the Clone Wars. The sudden rush of midichlorians at a moment when her relationship with her secret husband is less secure, and the strife of war hasn't yet worn her and her allies thin, changes everything.
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How Padmé Amidala returns to herself, relies on her friends, and saves the galaxy.
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In The Darning by MerlynBane
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 Sep 2025
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Captain Rex has been gathering evidence against his Jedi General for a year: casualty numbers, disobeyed orders, falsified reports. When he presents his case before the Jedi Council they are obligated to act, regardless of the fallout to the war effort or to those in Skywalker's orbit. Absent of better options, Obi-Wan assumes command of the 501st in addition to his own unit. He and Rex must lean on their families--and on each other--through what follows.
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Richard Nixon on The State of the Galaxy(Nixon in Star Wars EP3) by Tenth_avenuefreezeout
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Political RPF - US 20th c.
19 Sep 2025
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After formation of the empire，Senator Nixon from Sector Sol who previously was a staunch supporter for Chancellor does not seem to be pleased
As a matter of a fact，he make an address call for the unity of the silent majority and prepare of an Imminent Change.Series
- Part 1 of Star Wars with lots of 1970s
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A incomplete list of Anakin Skywalker jokes by Tenth_avenuefreezeout
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
17 Sep 2025
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Just jokes about Anakin Skywalker,he is a public figure after all.Comidians of Holonet went wild on him after founding out him really did kneel to Palpatine
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- Part 6 of Star Wars with lots of 1970s
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The Day A Sith Lord Pushed A Clone Trooper Too far by Valentine2085
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Sep 2025
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It's a Monday.
Fox hates Mondays.
Of course he hates Palpatine and the Senate more, but that's beside the point.
The point is everyone knows better than to test him on a Monday.
Everyone except a certain Chancellor, who was about to find out the hard way.
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Or: The tale of how Clone Marshall Commander Fox snapped at a Sith Lord, how said Sith Lord shook in his overpriced robes, and how the galaxy was saved.
Also how Monday became Fox's favorite day of the week.
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- Part 6 of The Star Wars Universe Vs Darth Sidious
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In which he fought the law and the law won by carryonmywaywardsonofabitch
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
30 Aug 2025
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In which you really didn’t think Anakin could murder an entire group of indigenous people and get away with it, did you? What is this, real life?
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Tusken Raiders Massacre reveal and punishment
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- Part 44 of In which Palpatine gets screwed
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Skywalker Tape by Tenth_avenuefreezeout
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Political RPF - US 20th c.
17 Aug 2025
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Anakin Skywalker did fall to the dark side, but his first assignment was Mustafar. And it was there that Padmé Amidala found him and brought him back.
Six months later, he played a pivotal role in leading the charge to overthrow the Emperor. It was Skywalker who brokered the relatively peaceful transition of power, handing over authority to the new Deputy Chancellor, Mon Mothma.
The galaxy was in awe of him. He was celebrated as a hero, a symbol of balance, the poster boy of the galaxy
Just when Anakin Skywalker thought he could finally enjoy peace,2 years later, the new Republic government decided to begin a campaign to purge all remnants of the Empire’s influence. And at the very top of their list: General Skywalker. Then came the leak. The Skywalker tape, which is him kneeling to Palpatine. And Senator Richard Nixon had something to say about it.Series
- Part 4 of Star Wars with lots of 1970s
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Sky Break by CombatBootsandDreams
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
06 Aug 2025
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They escort Cody out of the brig at dawn.
After Cody is put to death for the assassination of her brother's killer she finds herself on the Endurance; a ghost ship run by the infamous (& dead) pirate Mace Windu. Cody's guide to her new afterlife? The mysterious and charming Obi-Wan Kenobi, her new captain's second in command.
Or: The WLW ghost pirate au.
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intangible, terrible tangles, caught on a crack by rakketyrivertam
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
14 Jun 2025
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What happens to Rex, after...
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Anakin isn't satisfied with how it all turns out. Anything's possible with the force, though. Why not try again?
A retelling of the Gnat and the Bull, from Aesop's fables.
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- Part 2 of Fan-Fiction Fairytales
- Part 2 of Aesop's Fables
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Depleted by Sariele for silentxsymphony
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Loki (TV 2021)
10 May 2025
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Loki visits Obi-Wan when he least expects it, providing him much-needed assuagement... and granting him peace enough to sleep.
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Unlocking Memories by dragon_girl_116
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Mar 2025
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Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin left the Jedi when he found out Padme is pregnant and they're raising Luke and Leia.
Story is better than summary!
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[podfic] my holy land still grows by reena_jenkins
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Feb 2025
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Arla is a strange thing in the polite, neat confines of Naboo.
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[Podfic] my holy land still grows by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Feb 2025
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[Audio Length: 9:18]
Arla is a strange thing in the polite, neat confines of Naboo.
Podfic of my holy land still grows by blackkat.
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It's Okay to be Green by filamentlights
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Feb 2025
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Hound is pretty sure this woman claiming to be “from the future” is crazy, but hey, he’ll go along with her if it means scaring his Least Favorite Jedi.
“I mean look at me,” the woman wailed, burying her face into her hands. “I’m green!”
“Ma’am, there is nothing wrong with being green,” Hound comforted, patting her back awkwardly. “Coruscanti laws dictate that all employers here must be equal opportunity, regardless of species or color. If you have been discriminated against or harass-” She pulled away, aghast.
“No! That’s not what I’m trying to say- I’m not trying to be- to be-”
“Speciesist?” He offered.
The woman burst into tears. Hound panicked.
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- Part 5 of Clone X OC Week 2025
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Water in Our Bird Bones by filamentlights
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Feb 2025
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Of all the brilliant ideas the Senate’s come up with, a Core World dance troupe performing for the men for “morale” was up there on Wolffe’s list of Stupid Things Politicians Do. Still, the reprieve is nice. That is until he’s confronted with some ugly truths about his armor…and his dancing abilities.
“I’m sure you can infer what happened next. They destroyed everything. Eight thousand years of history. Burned.” Mirjala murmured. Her voice, however soft, commanded their attention entirely. “We begged the Republic for aid and, to their credit, they did give it to us. They got rid of the extremists, stopped the riots and the lootings and the burnings, on only one condition.”
She opened her eyes. Staring straight at Wolffe, he suddenly felt naked. Perceived.
“May I see your vambrace, Commander?” She inquired politely.
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- Part 3 of Clone X OC Week 2025
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Anakin Skywalker Roast X rated by Tenth_avenuefreezeout
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
23 Dec 2024
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Roast Culture of Star Wars,If Anakin Skywalker stayed at light side, he probably have to deal with this mess
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